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After being denied by several New Jersey towns, Snooki & JWoww have found a new place to live, and the residents of their new town aren't pleased.

495 Productions, the producers of Jersey Shore as well as Snooki & JWoww, had trouble finding a location to film Season 2 of the duo's reality show.

The small town of Manchester stepped up to the plate, though ... much to the chagrin of the Manchester natives who have to live next to them.

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Some of their close neighbors say they had no idea Snooki and JWoww were rolling into the small Garden State town 80 miles south of N.Y. City.

When they called the town to complain, they were told the mayor already signed off, so too bad ... for him, the next time he runs for reelection.

Concerned residents were told 495 would go door-to-door to "address the situation," but several neighbors tell us that hasn't actually happened.

What would they say anyway? Meanwhile, with pregnant Snooki ready to pop any second, crew members have been seen setting up equipment.

Say a prayer for Manchester.

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Jenelle Evans RIPPED Snooki this week for being a bad mother ... before she's even become a mother and because of a quote Snooki probably didn't say.

Not known for her fact-checking or calm demeanor, this one.

Evans Tweeted out of nowhere: "omg, no offense... but u call ME a bad mother... but look what @snooki said about her baby... thats straight F--KED UP."

What did Snooki supposedly say about her unborn baby?

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Jenelle Evans linked to a Reddit photo of Snooki with the quote, "There is no way I'm changing any diapers when my baby is born. That is disgusting."

"That's what maids are for and babysitters. I don't have time for that. I'll have them do that stuff. I'll be there for the good parts, like dressing my son up, making sure he got style. You don't have to cook or clean or change diapers to be a good mother."

"My son will have everything he wants. He's going to be a little star like his mommy."

That's a pretty terrible quote ... but there's no evidence Snooki ever said it. She's mused about her fetus cheering on her orgasms, yes, but nothing like this.

Also, when was the last time Jenelle even SAW Jace? Just asking.

Later, Evans tweeted again, saying, "hahahahaha what did @snooki say back to me? she blocked me from twitter... figures. cant take criticism like i can."

Right Jenelle. We're sure that's it. Hours later, Snook wrote: "FYI, I can't wait to change sh---y diapers & I don't even believe in maids. Just sayin."

True enough ... have you seen the squalor Snooki lives in?!

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Snooki and JWoww will not be welcome in Toms River or Point Pleasant, New Jersey, during the second season of their Jersey Shore spinoff show.

The Point Pleasant Beach Council unanimously voted against a request to tape the Snooki & JWoww there; Toms River negged a similar request.

Guess they gotta need to keep the quota of overly tanned girls with giant fake boobs saying inane things to a minimum ... or at least limit the traffic.

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Season 1 was filmed in Jersey City, N.J., after Hoboken negged them. Jersey Shore itself is filmed in Seaside Heights, further down the Atlantic coast.

Although it doesn't have a location yet, Season 2 of Snooki & JWoww will be an entertaining ride to say the least, given all that should transpire.

"It would probably be up to my labor and [my baby] being born," Snooki told E! News, though she adds that things won't be too intimate.

Thank goodness.

"[Fiancé Jionni Lavelle] wants [the birth] to be private and I totally respect him for that," she said. "But I'm going to record it for myself."

"I want to remember that moment. And I want to show Lorenzo when he's like 16 in front of all his friends and really embarrass him."

At this rate, let's just hope the hot mess can find a hospital that will allow her in the door. Tip: Check in as Nicole Polizzi, not Snooki.

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A slightly less orange Snooki is the latest celebrity to post a photo of herself on Twitter, totally and completely makeup free.

"My clean canvas before I get artistic," the 24-year old reality star wrote along with the photo on Monday, as she joins the likes of Lady Gaga and Kim Kardashian as stars that have given followers an intimate look at themselves over the past few weeks.

Snooki, No Makeup

Snooki, of course, is expecting her first child this year, a boy with fiancé Jionni LaValle.

As a result, she's often been forced to go more natural than usual, especially when it comes to her beloved hobby of tanning. But she's managing to get by.

"When I tan once, it stays forever," she recently told E! News. "I have that natural dark skin. Even if I didn't tan for two years, I would still be tan."

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Snooki and Jionni LaValle have revealed what they will name their baby boy.

No, it's not Jionni Jr., or Meatball, or Lil Guido, or Frankie G, or Vinny Jr.

It's Lorenzo!!

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The news was accidentally spilled earlier today by her Jersey Shore co-stars while they were being interviewed by USA Today about the new season.

The 24-year-old and Jionni LaValle, who are engaged, announced they are expecting a boy in May, and Lorenzo was on her short list of names then.

Snooki has already had one baby shower, which was filmed for the MTV series. Another shower, the source said, is likely to happen early next month.

Snooki's due in September. Will she be a good mom?

 

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Pregnant Snooki is preparing hardcore for her impending arrival.

She's quit drinking, she's cut back on partying and she's no longer tanning. She's even getting practice with a stroller ... transporting a 30-pack of Coors Light.

If there were ever a picture worth 1,000 words ...

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Sporting hot pink shades, a big brown shirt reading BOSS and her growing baby bump, Snooki looked more or less like her usual strollin' in Seaside Heights, N.J.

The beer was (hopefully) just a joke, or for one of her Jersey Shore cohorts.

"It's different because now I'm not drinking," said the star recently. "Pregnancy made me grow up a lot." Just wait until that little horny baby is born ...

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Snooki needs to have this freaking kid already.

Listening to her ramble on about pregnancy makes the expression "TMI" seem inadequate and makes Jessica Simpson quotes on the topic seem profound.

The Jersey Shore star doesn't seem to be responding well to the myriad physical changes brought on by pregnancy. Especially when it comes to her boobs.

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"I actually want a big belly now, so I don't mind having brownies or fries," she recently told Us. "The only thing is, I've also gone up a cup size: I'm a D now."

"I just hate my boobs so much!"

Gaining a cup size or two is common (see Jessica Simpson cleavage), but since Snooki isn't looking forward to breastfeeding, it's not a cause for celebration.

"It just looks so painful and gross ... It's kind of like you're a cow, and you just milk it?" she said on Good Morning America when asked about the subject.

Last week, Snooki also shared with us the joys of Jionni LaValle tapping that booty and their unborn baby cheering on her orgasms ... seriously.

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Effing Snooki.

The reality star (real name Nicole Polizzi) is never one to hold back, but some of her recent comments on sex during pregnancy scream "TMI" even by her standards.

Seriously, she makes the Jessica Simpson quotes about the "big O" and "swamp ass" seem downright boring. So what's Snook's sex life like? Be forewarned.

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She revealed that she'll be dreaming about boning, only to wake up and discern that her man is actually having his way with Snooki nude. Lovely.

“I’ll be having sex in my dream, and when I wake up, I’m actually having sex. Jionni’s like, doing it with me as I’m sleeping," she told Us. ”I read your baby can feel your orgasm."

"What does he think it is? Does he see, like rainbows and unicorns? The baby is probably horny. That little creep. [During sex] he’s probably like, ‘Yeah, Mommy!’”

Good luck getting that cringe-inducing image out of your head.

She also revealed that she and fiance Jionni LaValle have set up some guidelines for child-rearing: "If we’re hungover or if we’ve had two drinks, we’re not going near the kid. We’ll give him to Grandma. God forbid we drop our baby!"

Basically, Snooki and her kid won't meet until he can walk.

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Snooki & JWoww, a half-hour Jersey Shore spinoff, premiered on MTV last night.

It was ... exactly what you think it was. Snooki and JWoww just livin' life!

Of course, we already knew the main storyline coming in, given that the gals are bona fide celebrity gossip staples at this point - Snook's preggers.

Still, not everything about the show, in which the Shore stars move into a Jersey City, N.J., apartment, was telegraphed. Some of it was even funny.

Let's break it down, THG +/- style!

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JWoww, on prepping to put her partying ways behind her and settle down: "I'm 'bout to hit 30 in a coupla years, and that's it." Girl, you're 26. Minus 9.

The scene in which Snooki tells Jenni she's pregnant and engaged was evidently not staged, as JWoww is SURE Nicole is kidding and it's a joke. Plus 50.

"Instead of life throwing me a curveball, it threw me a spermball ... obviously." - Snooki. Clearly written for her by MTV, but still, nice one! Plus 8.

"Jionni proposed and I'm engaged," Nicole Polizzi insists. "I swear!" "No, you're not," Jenni Farley says. "You would've told me!!" She just did! Minus 1.

"Like, who lives in a firehouse?" says Snooki, re: their new digs. Firemen, or reality stars basically. Either way, looks like a pretty cool place, so Plus 5.

JWoww isn't sad about Snooki about being pregnant, just about being late for their apartment hunting and leaving her sitting on a stoop alone. Minus 5.

Plus 20 for the guy ogling the pair out of a car window.

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Snooki has a hot new set of wheels.

The Jersey Shore star, now 6-7 months pregnant, is now riding around Seaside on a motorized scooter ... for reasons unknown to humankind.

The 24-year-old was seen Tuesday in the electric three-wheeler cruisin' down the boardwalk. It's unclear if she's hurt or just sort of felt like it.

Despite the recent Snooki nude pic leak, which she (presumably) had nothing to do with, the reality star has toned down her party girl ways.

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Since learning she was expecting her first child with fiance Jionni LaValle, she's nothing like the wild child who used to date that d-bag Emilio Masella.

Thank goodness for her baby boy's sake.

At one point, Pauly D was seen putting his muscles to work to lift Snooki's scooter into her new house, located next door to the gang's cesspool.

Not only did she move into her own private, quiet digs, but Snooki even exhibited more mature behavior over the weekend while out at Karma.

"She was sitting the whole time. It was very subdued of her," a source said.

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Snooki Biography

Snooki Polizzi Nicole Polizzi is a cast member on MTV's Jersey Shore. She fake-tans and acts like a bit of a skank. Then again that sums up the whole... More »
Birthplace
Poughkeepsie, New York
Full Name
Snooki
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