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Snooki and JWoww will not be welcome in Toms River or Point Pleasant, New Jersey, during the second season of their Jersey Shore spinoff show.

The Point Pleasant Beach Council unanimously voted against a request to tape the Snooki & JWoww there; Toms River negged a similar request.

Guess they gotta need to keep the quota of overly tanned girls with giant fake boobs saying inane things to a minimum ... or at least limit the traffic.

Snooki, JWoww Photo

Season 1 was filmed in Jersey City, N.J., after Hoboken negged them. Jersey Shore itself is filmed in Seaside Heights, further down the Atlantic coast.

Although it doesn't have a location yet, Season 2 of Snooki & JWoww will be an entertaining ride to say the least, given all that should transpire.

"It would probably be up to my labor and [my baby] being born," Snooki told E! News, though she adds that things won't be too intimate.

Thank goodness.

"[Fiancé Jionni Lavelle] wants [the birth] to be private and I totally respect him for that," she said. "But I'm going to record it for myself."

"I want to remember that moment. And I want to show Lorenzo when he's like 16 in front of all his friends and really embarrass him."

At this rate, let's just hope the hot mess can find a hospital that will allow her in the door. Tip: Check in as Nicole Polizzi, not Snooki.

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A slightly less orange Snooki is the latest celebrity to post a photo of herself on Twitter, totally and completely makeup free.

"My clean canvas before I get artistic," the 24-year old reality star wrote along with the photo on Monday, as she joins the likes of Lady Gaga and Kim Kardashian as stars that have given followers an intimate look at themselves over the past few weeks.

Snooki, No Makeup

Snooki, of course, is expecting her first child this year, a boy with fiancé Jionni LaValle.

As a result, she's often been forced to go more natural than usual, especially when it comes to her beloved hobby of tanning. But she's managing to get by.

"When I tan once, it stays forever," she recently told E! News. "I have that natural dark skin. Even if I didn't tan for two years, I would still be tan."

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Snooki and Jionni LaValle have revealed what they will name their baby boy.

No, it's not Jionni Jr., or Meatball, or Lil Guido, or Frankie G, or Vinny Jr.

It's Lorenzo!!

Jionni LaValle, Snooki Photo

The news was accidentally spilled earlier today by her Jersey Shore co-stars while they were being interviewed by USA Today about the new season.

The 24-year-old and Jionni LaValle, who are engaged, announced they are expecting a boy in May, and Lorenzo was on her short list of names then.

Snooki has already had one baby shower, which was filmed for the MTV series. Another shower, the source said, is likely to happen early next month.

Snooki's due in September. Will she be a good mom?

 

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Pregnant Snooki is preparing hardcore for her impending arrival.

She's quit drinking, she's cut back on partying and she's no longer tanning. She's even getting practice with a stroller ... transporting a 30-pack of Coors Light.

If there were ever a picture worth 1,000 words ...

Snooki, Stroller, Beer

Sporting hot pink shades, a big brown shirt reading BOSS and her growing baby bump, Snooki looked more or less like her usual strollin' in Seaside Heights, N.J.

The beer was (hopefully) just a joke, or for one of her Jersey Shore cohorts.

"It's different because now I'm not drinking," said the star recently. "Pregnancy made me grow up a lot." Just wait until that little horny baby is born ...

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Snooki needs to have this freaking kid already.

Listening to her ramble on about pregnancy makes the expression "TMI" seem inadequate and makes Jessica Simpson quotes on the topic seem profound.

The Jersey Shore star doesn't seem to be responding well to the myriad physical changes brought on by pregnancy. Especially when it comes to her boobs.

Snooki Ultrasound

"I actually want a big belly now, so I don't mind having brownies or fries," she recently told Us. "The only thing is, I've also gone up a cup size: I'm a D now."

"I just hate my boobs so much!"

Gaining a cup size or two is common (see Jessica Simpson cleavage), but since Snooki isn't looking forward to breastfeeding, it's not a cause for celebration.

"It just looks so painful and gross ... It's kind of like you're a cow, and you just milk it?" she said on Good Morning America when asked about the subject.

Last week, Snooki also shared with us the joys of Jionni LaValle tapping that booty and their unborn baby cheering on her orgasms ... seriously.

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Effing Snooki.

The reality star (real name Nicole Polizzi) is never one to hold back, but some of her recent comments on sex during pregnancy scream "TMI" even by her standards.

Seriously, she makes the Jessica Simpson quotes about the "big O" and "swamp ass" seem downright boring. So what's Snook's sex life like? Be forewarned.

Snookie Pregnant

She revealed that she'll be dreaming about boning, only to wake up and discern that her man is actually having his way with Snooki nude. Lovely.

“I’ll be having sex in my dream, and when I wake up, I’m actually having sex. Jionni’s like, doing it with me as I’m sleeping," she told Us. ”I read your baby can feel your orgasm."

"What does he think it is? Does he see, like rainbows and unicorns? The baby is probably horny. That little creep. [During sex] he’s probably like, ‘Yeah, Mommy!’”

Good luck getting that cringe-inducing image out of your head.

She also revealed that she and fiance Jionni LaValle have set up some guidelines for child-rearing: "If we’re hungover or if we’ve had two drinks, we’re not going near the kid. We’ll give him to Grandma. God forbid we drop our baby!"

Basically, Snooki and her kid won't meet until he can walk.

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Snooki & JWoww, a half-hour Jersey Shore spinoff, premiered on MTV last night.

It was ... exactly what you think it was. Snooki and JWoww just livin' life!

Of course, we already knew the main storyline coming in, given that the gals are bona fide celebrity gossip staples at this point - Snook's preggers.

Still, not everything about the show, in which the Shore stars move into a Jersey City, N.J., apartment, was telegraphed. Some of it was even funny.

Let's break it down, THG +/- style!

Snooki and JWoww Photo

JWoww, on prepping to put her partying ways behind her and settle down: "I'm 'bout to hit 30 in a coupla years, and that's it." Girl, you're 26. Minus 9.

The scene in which Snooki tells Jenni she's pregnant and engaged was evidently not staged, as JWoww is SURE Nicole is kidding and it's a joke. Plus 50.

"Instead of life throwing me a curveball, it threw me a spermball ... obviously." - Snooki. Clearly written for her by MTV, but still, nice one! Plus 8.

"Jionni proposed and I'm engaged," Nicole Polizzi insists. "I swear!" "No, you're not," Jenni Farley says. "You would've told me!!" She just did! Minus 1.

"Like, who lives in a firehouse?" says Snooki, re: their new digs. Firemen, or reality stars basically. Either way, looks like a pretty cool place, so Plus 5.

JWoww isn't sad about Snooki about being pregnant, just about being late for their apartment hunting and leaving her sitting on a stoop alone. Minus 5.

Plus 20 for the guy ogling the pair out of a car window.

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Snooki has a hot new set of wheels.

The Jersey Shore star, now 6-7 months pregnant, is now riding around Seaside on a motorized scooter ... for reasons unknown to humankind.

The 24-year-old was seen Tuesday in the electric three-wheeler cruisin' down the boardwalk. It's unclear if she's hurt or just sort of felt like it.

Despite the recent Snooki nude pic leak, which she (presumably) had nothing to do with, the reality star has toned down her party girl ways.

  • Snooki, Scooter
  • Snooki and Pauly D

Since learning she was expecting her first child with fiance Jionni LaValle, she's nothing like the wild child who used to date that d-bag Emilio Masella.

Thank goodness for her baby boy's sake.

At one point, Pauly D was seen putting his muscles to work to lift Snooki's scooter into her new house, located next door to the gang's cesspool.

Not only did she move into her own private, quiet digs, but Snooki even exhibited more mature behavior over the weekend while out at Karma.

"She was sitting the whole time. It was very subdued of her," a source said.

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Emilio Masella has, presumably, seen Snooki nude, as they dated for a bit.

He had no part in spreading that pleasure to the world, though, he says.

Snooki's former boyfriend, who has been trying to parlay their brief dalliance into fame ever since they split, is understandably a prime suspect, but he says he never saw her leaked self-portraits until they went viral.

Emilio Masella, Snooki

If you missed it, the racy Snooki pics surfaced online over the weekend. You can see her by herself in various states of undress, grabbing boobs, wearing no pants and so on ... essentially, like any episode of Jersey Shore, only not in public.

Emilio Masella insists he wasn't the recipient of the pictures, which she presumably took to text to some "lucky" guy, claiming they're more recent "based on Snooki's body."

He didn't say what clues gave away the time frame.

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Snooki is not opposed to flaunting her kooka on Jersey Shore, but we're still guessing she probably didn't want these pictures of herself to go public.

It's unclear how, but the reality star looks to be the latest victim of sexy cell phone photos gone amok, with several very revealing shots leaking online.

Here's one of the least risque Snooki photos in question ...

Hot Snooki Photo

While it's not clear who leaked the photos, the Daily Mail (UK) obtained and published them, and the 24-year-old is clearly having some fun.

She can be seen taking photos of herself clutching her girls, in a robe opened to reveal her body, as well as completely in the buff in one pic.

"Clearly these are old, personal photos that were not meant for the public," the now- pregnant Snooki's rep told E! News following the leak.

"It's a shame someone decided to leak them for obvious personal gain."

The usually loquacious reality star, who recently got engaged to (as well as knocked up by) Jionni LaValle, has yet to address the subject.

Follow the link for two more (NSFW) Snooki photos ...

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Snooki Biography

Snooki Polizzi Nicole Polizzi is a cast member on MTV's Jersey Shore. She fake-tans and acts like a bit of a skank. Then again that sums up the whole... More »
Birthplace
Poughkeepsie, New York
Full Name
Snooki
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