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Lorenzo Dominic LaValle's here and the Jersey Shore gang is dishing out the love to new mom Snooki, fiance Jionni LaValle and their bundle of love.

News of Snooki giving birth to the Garden State's youngest guido at St. Barnabas Medical Center in Livingston, N.J., Sunday was welcomed joyously.

Here's what her co-stars had to say on Twitter:

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Snooki's BFF JWoww: "So proud of @snooki and @JLaValle! Lorenzo is the cutest baby I ever seen. Love him already."

Pauly D: "I Love It This Time A Yearrr When Baby Lorenzo's Here !!!!! Congrats @snooki And @JLaValle !!! #BabyBlowout"

Sammi Giancola: "Congrats @snooki !!!!! So happy for you."

Ronnie Magro: "Congratulations to @snooki !!! Luv ya baby sis! Remember breathe and push!!"

Vinny Guadagnino: "I'm finally an uncle!!! Congrats @snooki and @JLaValle! Can't wait to meet #babylorenzo!"

The Situation: "Congrats to Nicole and jionni on their healthy baby boy! All the best! @snooki"

Jersey Shore returns to MTV October 4 for its sixth season. With pregnant Snooki in the house, it'll certainly be different than years past.

Will Snooki be a good mom?

 

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Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi is officially a mom.

The Jersey Shore star and her fiance, Jionni LaValle, welcomed their baby boy - 6-pound, 5-ounce Lorenzo Dominic LaValle - into the world this morning.

"The world just got another Guido!!!" a Polizzi rep told MTV, which confirmed the baby's arrival moments ago. "Nicole, Jionni & Enzo are doing great!"

Enzo was born at Saint Barnabas Medical Center in Livingston, N.J. around 3 a.m. Sunday, according to MTV, which congratulated Snooki and Jionni LaValle.

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"We couldn't be happier for Nicole and Jionni on the healthy delivery of their baby boy!" the network said in a statement. "We are looking forward to Lorenzo's first trip to the Jersey Shore and can't wait to see his first animal print onesie."

Jersey Shore will return for a sixth season this fall, and her spinoff Snooki & JWoww has also been picked up for a new season, though it's unclear the extent to which Enzo will appear on either, or whether he has an agent yet.

So there you go. Snooki is a mom. In charge of keeping a small human alive.

The Mayans predicted the world will end 12/21/12 ... turns out they missed by 118 days, not too bad considering the scope of human civilization.

In all seriousness, congratulations to Snooki and Jionni. Welcome Enzo!

UPDATE: A couple of Tweets from Snooki. Sounds like she's on Cloud 9:

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Pregnant Snooki is about ready to pop ... just ask Snooki.

The Jersey Shore star has been tweeting bump pictures ever since it was announced that Jionni LaValle put a baby in that. As the big day approaches rapidly, the oversharing and Snooki's belly have reached epic proportions.

Check out the latest and greatest ...

Pregnant Snooki Photo

"I'm going to burst," the 24-year-old tweeted along with the artistic image you see here. "I think he's trying to turn around to like, come out."

While she says she loves the feeling of little Lorenzo moving around inside of her - and cheering her on during the nasty - she says, "I'm ready!"

We're ready, too ... for all these TMI comments to stop. Or at least shift toward a different topic such as child-rearing. Good ol' Snooks.

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After being denied by several New Jersey towns, Snooki & JWoww have found a new place to live, and the residents of their new town aren't pleased.

495 Productions, the producers of Jersey Shore as well as Snooki & JWoww, had trouble finding a location to film Season 2 of the duo's reality show.

The small town of Manchester stepped up to the plate, though ... much to the chagrin of the Manchester natives who have to live next to them.

Snooki and JWoww Photo

Some of their close neighbors say they had no idea Snooki and JWoww were rolling into the small Garden State town 80 miles south of N.Y. City.

When they called the town to complain, they were told the mayor already signed off, so too bad ... for him, the next time he runs for reelection.

Concerned residents were told 495 would go door-to-door to "address the situation," but several neighbors tell us that hasn't actually happened.

What would they say anyway? Meanwhile, with pregnant Snooki ready to pop any second, crew members have been seen setting up equipment.

Say a prayer for Manchester.

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Jenelle Evans RIPPED Snooki this week for being a bad mother ... before she's even become a mother and because of a quote Snooki probably didn't say.

Not known for her fact-checking or calm demeanor, this one.

Evans Tweeted out of nowhere: "omg, no offense... but u call ME a bad mother... but look what @snooki said about her baby... thats straight F--KED UP."

What did Snooki supposedly say about her unborn baby?

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Jenelle Evans linked to a Reddit photo of Snooki with the quote, "There is no way I'm changing any diapers when my baby is born. That is disgusting."

"That's what maids are for and babysitters. I don't have time for that. I'll have them do that stuff. I'll be there for the good parts, like dressing my son up, making sure he got style. You don't have to cook or clean or change diapers to be a good mother."

"My son will have everything he wants. He's going to be a little star like his mommy."

That's a pretty terrible quote ... but there's no evidence Snooki ever said it. She's mused about her fetus cheering on her orgasms, yes, but nothing like this.

Also, when was the last time Jenelle even SAW Jace? Just asking.

Later, Evans tweeted again, saying, "hahahahaha what did @snooki say back to me? she blocked me from twitter... figures. cant take criticism like i can."

Right Jenelle. We're sure that's it. Hours later, Snook wrote: "FYI, I can't wait to change sh---y diapers & I don't even believe in maids. Just sayin."

True enough ... have you seen the squalor Snooki lives in?!

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Snooki and JWoww will not be welcome in Toms River or Point Pleasant, New Jersey, during the second season of their Jersey Shore spinoff show.

The Point Pleasant Beach Council unanimously voted against a request to tape the Snooki & JWoww there; Toms River negged a similar request.

Guess they gotta need to keep the quota of overly tanned girls with giant fake boobs saying inane things to a minimum ... or at least limit the traffic.

Snooki, JWoww Photo

Season 1 was filmed in Jersey City, N.J., after Hoboken negged them. Jersey Shore itself is filmed in Seaside Heights, further down the Atlantic coast.

Although it doesn't have a location yet, Season 2 of Snooki & JWoww will be an entertaining ride to say the least, given all that should transpire.

"It would probably be up to my labor and [my baby] being born," Snooki told E! News, though she adds that things won't be too intimate.

Thank goodness.

"[Fiancé Jionni Lavelle] wants [the birth] to be private and I totally respect him for that," she said. "But I'm going to record it for myself."

"I want to remember that moment. And I want to show Lorenzo when he's like 16 in front of all his friends and really embarrass him."

At this rate, let's just hope the hot mess can find a hospital that will allow her in the door. Tip: Check in as Nicole Polizzi, not Snooki.

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A slightly less orange Snooki is the latest celebrity to post a photo of herself on Twitter, totally and completely makeup free.

"My clean canvas before I get artistic," the 24-year old reality star wrote along with the photo on Monday, as she joins the likes of Lady Gaga and Kim Kardashian as stars that have given followers an intimate look at themselves over the past few weeks.

Snooki, No Makeup

Snooki, of course, is expecting her first child this year, a boy with fiancé Jionni LaValle.

As a result, she's often been forced to go more natural than usual, especially when it comes to her beloved hobby of tanning. But she's managing to get by.

"When I tan once, it stays forever," she recently told E! News. "I have that natural dark skin. Even if I didn't tan for two years, I would still be tan."

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Snooki and Jionni LaValle have revealed what they will name their baby boy.

No, it's not Jionni Jr., or Meatball, or Lil Guido, or Frankie G, or Vinny Jr.

It's Lorenzo!!

Jionni LaValle, Snooki Photo

The news was accidentally spilled earlier today by her Jersey Shore co-stars while they were being interviewed by USA Today about the new season.

The 24-year-old and Jionni LaValle, who are engaged, announced they are expecting a boy in May, and Lorenzo was on her short list of names then.

Snooki has already had one baby shower, which was filmed for the MTV series. Another shower, the source said, is likely to happen early next month.

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Pregnant Snooki is preparing hardcore for her impending arrival.

She's quit drinking, she's cut back on partying and she's no longer tanning. She's even getting practice with a stroller ... transporting a 30-pack of Coors Light.

If there were ever a picture worth 1,000 words ...

Snooki, Stroller, Beer

Sporting hot pink shades, a big brown shirt reading BOSS and her growing baby bump, Snooki looked more or less like her usual strollin' in Seaside Heights, N.J.

The beer was (hopefully) just a joke, or for one of her Jersey Shore cohorts.

"It's different because now I'm not drinking," said the star recently. "Pregnancy made me grow up a lot." Just wait until that little horny baby is born ...

Got a great caption for this amazing Snooki pic? Leave it as a comment below! We'll post our favorite one with the photo tomorrow!

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Snooki needs to have this freaking kid already.

Listening to her ramble on about pregnancy makes the expression "TMI" seem inadequate and makes Jessica Simpson quotes on the topic seem profound.

The Jersey Shore star doesn't seem to be responding well to the myriad physical changes brought on by pregnancy. Especially when it comes to her boobs.

Snooki Ultrasound

"I actually want a big belly now, so I don't mind having brownies or fries," she recently told Us. "The only thing is, I've also gone up a cup size: I'm a D now."

"I just hate my boobs so much!"

Gaining a cup size or two is common (see Jessica Simpson cleavage), but since Snooki isn't looking forward to breastfeeding, it's not a cause for celebration.

"It just looks so painful and gross ... It's kind of like you're a cow, and you just milk it?" she said on Good Morning America when asked about the subject.

Last week, Snooki also shared with us the joys of Jionni LaValle tapping that booty and their unborn baby cheering on her orgasms ... seriously.

Snooki Biography

Snooki Polizzi Nicole Polizzi is a cast member on MTV's Jersey Shore. She fake-tans and acts like a bit of a skank. Then again that sums up the whole... More »
Birthplace
Poughkeepsie, New York
Full Name
Snooki
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