This week's Jersey Shore marked the departure of Sammi "Sweetheart" Giancola. A permanent exist, we think - and hope - after the fight to end all fights.

As much as we aren't sorry to see her go, we'll give her this much - she went out in style after a blowout with Ronnie Magro that exceeded even their standards.

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Nicole Polizzi is not known for her discerning tastes. Sexually, she'll get with almost anyone/thing. Last night on Jersey Shore, JWoww gave Snooki a "boner."

To that end, at the Washington Auto Show this week, Snook was asked if President Barack Obama or predecessor George W. Bush was cuter. Her response:

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Snooki met a new juicehead, Pauly D made amends with his stalker, Ronnie bled out of a major orifice and broke up with Sam, again, on last night's Jersey Shore.

Perhaps most notable, though, was Snooki's marine biology expertise. Thanks to Nicole Polizzi, we now know why the ocean is salty. Nasty whale sperm, obvi.

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The gang invented a new means of extracting grenades, Deena revealed her inner freak, Sammi and Ronnie came to blows (again), Snooki bought a stripper pole and so much more in an epic night of Jersey Shore debauchery.

Just when you think they can't outdo themselves once again ...

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In case you missed it, Nicole Polizzi and Jenni Farley are getting a spinoff series. One that will show just how unintelligent the Jersey Shore stars are.

Snooki and JWoww will confront new challenges on the new show, as we told you yesterday. But we didn't realize the true extent of those challenges.

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Snooki Biography

Snooki Polizzi
Nicole Polizzi is a cast member on MTV's Jersey Shore. She fake-tans and acts like a bit of a skank. Then again that sums up the whole... More »
Birthplace
Poughkeepsie, New York
Full Name
Snooki