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When Jersey Shore stars collide in a style showdown at the MTV Movie Awards, there's no telling who will prevail - or what ridiculous clothes they'll put on.

See The Situation vs. Pauly D from earlier.

Now, it's the ladies' turn. One cast member is Amazonian-like with ginormous fake breasts. The other? A 4'8" Oompa Loompa, complete with dark orange hue.

If the MTV Movie Awards were essentially the Twilight Awards (thank you, Robsten kiss), then Jersey Shore was a close second. Those peeps were everywhere.

Who looked better (and we use the term loosely) last night, J-Woww or Snooki? Vote below and help us determine the winner of this latest fashion clash ...

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Who looked better last night?

 

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Last season on Jersey Shore, Brad Ferro punched Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi.

That was very uncool. You cannot condone violence of that nature, especially perpetrated against an Oompa Loompa by a 'roided-up gym teacher.

A drink tossed in her face, tough? That we can appreciate.

The reality star, who just broke up with Emilio Masella, was doing shots with co-star J-Woww at Ocean's 10 bar in Miami Saturday at 6 p.m.

That's when some random dude approached her.

Do not f--k with the Snook.

"She was in a good mood, but this particular guy was obviously interested and she wasn't,” a witness said. "She told him flat out, 'Don't f--k with me.'"

He yoinked her drink and walked off. The situation escalated.

"I guess he provoked her by wanting an apology and she flipped out," the witness said. "Snooki threw a handful of food from her table at the guy, and then slapped him on his shoulder and his face - before tossing a plastic cup at him."

It is unclear whether this will be shown on Jersey Shore, but unknown guy retaliated by throwing his drink all over Snooki. Well worth $7.50.

J-Woww ran over screaming "What the f--k happened?" as security threw him out. Snooki said, "He took my drink!" Scintillating, as always.

After taking a few seconds to re-do her hair pouf, she continued partying with J-Woww at another location. Season Two begins July 29!

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Emilio Masella, the Gold’s Gym trainer who began dating Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi in January, is finally speaking out about the Jersey Shore star.

Namely, how he got dumped over the phone. Voicemail even.

“I told Nicole I tried out for Real World and she was upset,” Masella told People, confirming that he had in fact tried out for another MTV show.

“She thought I was using her for the show which is ridiculous.”

An argument ensued, and at 6:30 a.m. on Sunday, he received a voicemail from his angry girlfriend saying, “You’re nothing. You’re single.”

Emilio Masella was confused and tried to call her back, but she hung up on him. What he didn’t expect were the allegations of infidelity.

“I’d never cheat on her, I love her,” he says, and he is not pleased with Snooki hooking up with her costar Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino.

“I talked to her yesterday and I was like, I’d never do something so low,’” he says. “She said she hadn’t hooked up with anybody either - but she freakin’ lied ... She put out there that I cheated, and now the tables have turned. It sucks.”

Indeed.

And for the record, Masella assumed she’d be supportive, not critical, of his Real World audition: “I never asked for anything. She’s the one that pulled me into the spotlight, bringing me all these places. It seems like she’s jealous.”

Masella adds that Snooki was also worried that he was hanging out with girls, although he claims 80 percent of his friends are female.

“I talked to her yesterday afternoon and I fought with her,” he says. “I [told her] she has no reason to be mad - and she hung up on me. I told her, ‘You can’t expect me to stay home and never go out if you’re gone for two months.’”

“I’m not a scumbag. She’s being jealous and spiteful. I don’t know if she [broke up with me] on purpose so she could hook up with Mike ... I knew [her time on set] was going to be crazy, but I didn’t think it was going to be this crazy.”

We just can't wait for Season 2 to air.

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The Jersey Shore cast needs to hit the beach or something. They're looking kind of aimless in these photos from a recent day out and about in Miami.

Seriously, they look bored. It must not be the same in South Beach without the sights and sounds of Karma and Ronnie pummeling boardwalk idiots.

This awesome photo of Snooki and J-Woww got us thinking, though: Which one of the Jersey Shore cast members would you rather ... you know?

One is a HGH-riddled behemoth with enormous fake boobs. The other may or may not be auditioning for Little People, Big World later this year.

Both fake tan and wear ridiculous outfits. So who's it gonna be?!

J-Woww and Snooki Picture

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi or Jenni "J-Woww" Farley: Who'd you rather ...

 

Click to enlarge more pics of the cast (including Angelina Pivarnick, the self-proclaimed Kim Kardashian of Staten Island, and Ronnie Magro) in Miami this week ...

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If you're interested in a fake-tanned, 4'9" girl with a giant poof and no pants who calls herself The Princess of F*%king Poughkeepsie, you're in luck.

Snooki has dumped her boyfriend.

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The Jersey Shore star believes her favorite guido, Emilio Masella, was cheating on her. His desire to be on another MTV reality show also factored in.

Sources close to Nicole Polizzi, a.k.a. Snooki, say that the Jersey Shore star decided to drop Emilio's ass after he auditioned for The Real World.

Snooki and Emilio Masella: It was fun while it lasted.

Rumor has it Snooki was madly in love with the dude, but was bothered by rumblings that he was using her for the fame, and once Emilio tried out for The Real World, that was reportedly the final straw for the Snook.

Emilio responded via email to TMZ:

"All i kno is she was upset i tried out fornreal world nd left me a message sayin im single. Next i kno i wake up this morning and facebook says im single."

Maybe The Real World audition was only part of the equation and she dumped this guy for his staggering lack of ability to spell or use grammar.

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"I'd do it every year if I could." J-Woww on breast implants, to Harper's Bazaar.

Quotes like that give you some idea of what the fashion mag was up against when it sought to turn Jersey Shore cast members into elegant, classy ladies.

If you never saw show, however, you might be fooled. Jenni (J-Woww) Farley, Sammi Giancola (Sweetheart) and Nicole Polizzi (Snooki) clean up nice ...

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FISH OUT OF WATER: The girls attempt to look refined.

In the magazine, Snooki, J-Woww and Sammi get etiquette lessons from New York City socialite Tinsley Mortimer for reasons unknown. Will they take?

"I know a couple things about manners," Snooki declares. "I just don't use them."

There you have it. You can take the princess out of Poughkeepsie, but you can't make the princess any less trashy or have her put on underwear.

Click to enlarge more J-Woww, Sammi and Snooki pictures ...

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[Photos: Harper's Bazaar]

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The cast of MTV's Jersey Shore has brought its GTL, bed-hopping, first-pumping antics to Miami's South Beach for Season 2, but that's just the beginning.

Lest you thought Seaside Heights, N.J., was a thing of the past, the gang will be returning to the Garden State - in the very same house - don't you worry.

They just got a jump on Season 2 in Miami because of the weather.

"Once the boardwalk heats back up, the series will return to the Jersey Shore to complete the season," MTV said, noting that the season starts July 29.

The Cast of Jersey Shore

All the lovable guidos and guidettes will beat up the beat again: Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Paul "DJ Pauly D" DelVecchio, Jenni "JWoww" Farley, Sammi Giancola, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Vinny Guadagnino.

Also returning? Angelina Pivarnick, a.k.a. the random girl who bailed after like one episode, and a.k.a. Kim Kardashian of Staten Island (self-proclaimed).

The network is also exploring adding new cast members to the second season or more likely the third season of the surprise reality hit. Filming dates in Seaside are July 1-September 19, so it looks like a third season is in the works.

"It's like a big family reunion," said Tony DiSanto, MTV's president of programming. "We couldn't be more excited that the whole group is together in Miami and that they'll be going back to Jersey when the sun heats up."

Also heating up? Tempers. MTV worries that more peeps will pick fights with Snooki, Ronnie and company just to get on TV (the stars will likely oblige).

The network has requested additional police presence for the cast. According to the Seaside Heights P.D., MTV wants 8-10 off-duty officers - their tab.

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Before she was a world-renowned trashy reality star, Jersey Shore star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was criminally charged for getting minors trashed at a house party.

A party that ended with a DUI death of a classmate.

Snooki was one of three individuals charged in connection with the 2004 death of teenager Michael Truncali, a Marlboro, N.Y., High School senior at the time.

Truncali died with a BAC of .18 - more than twice the legal limit - when he crashed his car and died on Thanksgiving after drinking for hours at Snooki’s house.

He had been drinking heavily in Snooki's basement before crashing his car on his way home. Snooki was charged with Prohibited Sale of Alcoholic Beverages.

Snooki, of course, has emerged as one of the breakout stars of MTV’s hit show, where partying and binge drinking is frequently part - or all - of the episodes.

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Are Snooki and her co-stars setting a terrible example?

According to police statements, the party took place in a home owned by Helen Polizzi, who is Snooki's mother. Helen was investigated but not charged.

The parents of the victim, however, do not think the entire truth has been told and they expressed conflicting emotions about Snooki's rise to stardom.

Michelle and Bill Truncali are upset how she "glorifies" alcohol consumption, and watched two Jersey Shore episodes before they "couldn’t take anymore."

She expressed some anger toward Snooki, saying: "She doesn't care about what happened to our son." But later she said: "We're not out to trash Nicole."

"I never blamed her. She was a 16-year-old (sic). I blame others."

"I am not looking for those people to get arrested, I just want the truth ... I just don't feel that parents should allow underage drinking in their homes.”

Bill and Michelle said they hope that by speaking out they will spread a message to other teens about consequences of underage drinking and driving.

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The Jersey Shore cast just screams high fashion, doesn't it?

Somehow, the Ed Hardy-wearing, fake-tanned likes of J-Woww, Snooki, and Sammi and their tight "going out" top glory are featured in Harper's Bazaar.

In related news, The Situation will be guest-editing Vogue.

You have to give the girls credit for cleaning up nicely, though, even if Snookz can't pose for a picture without wearing that ridiculous grin (or something).

Classy Jersey Girls

DOLLS: The women of Jersey Shore get classy.

Perhaps J-Woww summed up the experience best on Twitter: “Harper Bizaar shoot in 6 hrs and can’t sleep :( ... Omg to the Harper’s Bazaar Shoot. Prior to the show I never purchased one mag/ now I’m in a lot of em! I buy 10 a wk! They’re addicting!”

So true.

All three of the ladies shown above will appear in the magazine, and at least for their standards, they look (dare we say it) pretty classy in the process.

J-Woww nude in Playboy, it ain't!

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You would naturally assume that Emilio Masella, who is dating Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi for some reason, met the Jersey Shore star grinding at a trashy nightclub.

Au contraire. It was a match made online.

"We honestly met on Facebook," Snooki said of her new man, with whom she attended the Masks and Mayhem Purim party at Solo restaurant in Manhattan.

"We were just talking as friends and we started hanging out and actually clicked," says the MTV star, who has been dating Emilio Masella for about a month.

Snooki: Emilio Masella's girlfriend.

"All that's important is that we're happy with each other and I have a good time with him," Snooki continued about her dream fella. "I love his personality."

And he loves seeing Snooki nude, incomprehensibly.

Shortly after speaking to Us, the pair survived trauma together: as reported Sunday, the bash erupted into chaos when shards of ice crashed through the roof.

"Omg roof just collapsed at the purim event!" Snooki tweeted as some revelers were bleeding and at treated for minor injuries and taken to the hospital.

Luckily, she later reported that "everyone's ok."