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We profiled the men of Jersey Shore and their collective abundance of hair gel earlier today. Now it's a style showdown featuring a pair of their female co-stars.

Looking like an extra from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi showed us why she doesn't check off "white" on job applications.

Sammi Giancola, meanwhile, may not live up to her "Sweetheart" nickname on the show, but she looks sweet in the photo below. Who looked better? Vote!

  • Oompa Loompa Picture
  • Sammi G. Pic

[Photos: Splash News Online]

Who looked better at the MTV VMAs?

 

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Last night on Jersey Shore, the fallout from Vinny's smushing session with Angelina lingered. Meanwhile, Situation exceeded even his own standards for creepiness.

Airing as the MTV Video Music Awards lead-in, the special Sunday episode did not lack for humor, drama or sleaziness. These people need to be tested. Now.

As always, THG is here to break down some of the top Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from "All in the Family" in its patented plus-minus recap below ...

Angelina and Jose

Poor Jose. Fool's getting straight up played by Angelina.

Angelina smushing Vinny while sort of dating Jose pissed off everyone in the house. Except Ronnie, who says she's got game. Hey, he's not a hypocrite! Plus 8.

The Situation is incredulous, calling her "the Staten Island Ferry ... everybody gets a ride, and it's free." LOL, but Minus 3, because "his boy" Ron is the same.

Snooki on Ange: "You had my sloppy seconds. Good for you. And obviously you're loosey goosey because he got in it." So wrong on so many levels. Minus 19.

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Snooki may have fallen on her face and gotten arrested for public annoyance this summer, but she has a message for the judge that compared her to Lindsay Lohan yesterday:

As if!

"I definitely thought it was harsh," the Jersey Shore star said. "I never drank and drove, I don't do drugs – I do nothing that Lindsay does, so it was definitely a little overboard.

  • A Snooki Pic
  • Will the Real Lindsay Please Stand Up

Concluded Snooki: "I'm just really happy that it's over and that the criminal charge was dismissed because that was just insane."

Do you agree with her take on the judge's comments? Who do you think is a bigger public embarrassment?

 

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What's more humiliating than drunkenly falling head first into the sand? Being compared to Lindsay Lohan. That's a lesson Snooki learned in court today.

The Jersey Shore star appeared before a judge to face charges of disorderly conduct, stemming from her July arrest for getting too wasted during filming.

  • Snooki Mug Shot
  • Lindsay Lohan Mug Shot 2010

Snooki vs. Lindsay: Who is the biggest public embarrassment? Weigh in NOW!

Addressing the reality star, Damian G. Murray hilariously referred to her as a "Lindsay Lohan wannabe" and added:

"Going through life rude, profane, obnoxious and self-indulgent – that's not the way you want to live your life. Hopefully this incident will impress upon you that there are consequences to your actions."

Those consequences? A whole two days of community service and a $533 fine.

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"I don't even know. Who knows, dog. That's the first time. That's the first time that has happened. But I'm a trooper! I'm The Situation, man!" - The Situation

What was Mike referring to in one of our favorite Jersey Shore quotes from last night? Hooking up with a chick at the club that was probably a dude, of course.

These things happen down at the shore. What else happened on Thursday's episode? Let's find out in THG's exclusive point-system recap of "Not So Shore" ...

The Situation and a Transvestie

The Situation works his game. With a man.

After hooking up with Vinny, Snooki says it was like "putting a watermelon in a pinhole." Umm. Minus 12 for the imagery of a watermelon and Snooki's pinhole.

Vinny likely contracts pink eye (again). Pauly D's diagnosis: "Your eyebrows are so bushy, they collect so much more bacteria than normal eyes would." Plus 9.

Speaking of Pauly D, dude got so freaking hammered he had to be helped into bed. Who does this guy think he is, Ronnie? Wash, because we still love Pauly.

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The mercurial Angelina Pivarnick apparently smashed a microphone in the face of Snooki’s boyfriend and threw drinks at him in a strip club brawl last night.

Just another day at the Jersey Shore ... or Manhattan, as it were.

Angelina was filming some web broadcast for Shovio at the Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club when Snooki’s boyfriend, Jeff Miranda showed up unannounced.

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  • A. Pivarnick Pic

Angelina had words for - and threw drinks at - of Jeff Miranda. Snooki's boyfriend apparently bore the brunt of a meltdown. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

The Iraq War veteran, who proposed to Snooki on the cover of Steppin' Out magazine, began loudly accusing her co-star of trashing his reputation.

The pair has attacked each other publicly in the past, with Angelina questioning Jeff's motives and claiming he tried to date her as well as Snooki.

Miranda told the show’s host, Chaunce Hayden, that he had text messages from Angelina Pivarnick that he said proved she was involved with him.

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Snooki is not the marrying type. At least not right now.

Sorry, Jeff Miranda. Her new boyfriend popped the question on the cover of Steppin' Out magazine, as we showed you, with a "Will You Marry Me?" headline.

The proposal prompted the 22-year-old Jersey Shore "guidette" to Twitter: "Just want to set the record straight. I'm single and I'm not going to get married!"

A Nicole Polizzi Pic

Rough! Not only a dismissal of the proposal, but their relationship? "Single" doesn't sound like she and Jeff are even dating. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

She has been "with" Jeff Miranda for two weeks after meeting at - where else? - a club. Previously, she dated gorilla juicehead extraordinaire Emilio Masella.

"We hit it off really good," he said. "Nicole is actually really cute and sweet and seems like a cool a$$ person, even though she's drunk most of the time."

Summed up so well. No comment yet on his proposal being nixed.

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Jeff Miranda wants to become Mr. Nicole Polizzi.

The romance between Jersey Shore star Snooki and her new boyfriend, an Iraq War veteran, has gotten so serious that he has decided to propose.

On the cover of Steppin' Out magazine, naturally ...

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  • Jeff Miranda and Snooki

Jeff Miranda loves Snooki. Will she accept his proposal and keep him around for life, or discard him like guidos past? [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Featured on the cover of the September 10 issue of the publication, Jeff Miranda pops the question to Snooki with the headline “Will You Marry Me?”

With a body like that, how can she resist?

“I want us to be together forever," he says. "I could see us having children. I want to pop the question to her. If we got married we would be the best parents around. She's so loving and puts everyone else before her self. She'll be a great mother.”

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"I'm definitely not a saint. If I walked into a church, I'd probably burst into flames to be honest with you ... But I think that I can probably talk my way out of the hole I dug. I mean, how deep is a grave?" - Ronnie Magro

The great thing about this line, one of many great Jersey Shore quotes from last night's episode, is that Ron probably really believed it. Sammi is that pathetic.

Did he succeed? Let's find out in THG's Jersey Shore point-system recap ...

Situation Creepin'

The Situation works his game during an MVP night.

During Gay Pride Week in Miami, JWoww and Snooki were down to celebrate: "Gay Pride, yay!" exclaimed Snooki. Plus 2 for not seriously offending anyone there!

After defending her evening out by saying those guys are not attracted to vagina, Snook dispatched Emilio Masella for good. JWoww clapped, as did we. Plus 7.

The Situation brings home two girls, but had invited two others over earlier. Now it's a 4-on-3 Situation in this MVP night ... with one grenade! Boom! Minus 5.

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Last night's Jersey Shore paled in comparison to last week's for the simple fact that the tired act that is Ronnie and Sammi overshadowed everything else.

Don't get us wrong, there were plenty of absurd scenes and Jersey Shore quotes to make it worth our while, but these two need to get their act together.

If Sammi weren't so painful, maybe we'd be more sympathetic to how Ron treats her. Even her own friends seem to be somewhat on the fence about it.

What should have been the highlight of the week - Snooki and Emilio - took a back seat to played-out drama even their castmates are sick of by now.

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When Snooki called boyfriend Emilio Masella in last week's episode, she and Vinny were up to no good. Now the gorilla juicehead turns the tables. Plus 5.

Guys Suck!

Snooki & Co. to all guys: You're douchebags and we hate you!

Drunk out of his mind, Emilio calls, mistakes JWoww for voicemail, tells Snooks he f*%ked some girl, then says he was kidding. Great joke man. Minus 6.

Snooki: "Guys are douchebags and I hate them all. They don't know how to treat women ... I feel like this is why the lesbian rate is going up in this country." Plus 3.

J-Woww to Emilio: "I will call the cops on you if you call again or I will take the next flight out to f*%kin' New York to beat your ass." She's probably serious. Plus 4.

The anti-Emilio tirade concludes with J-Woww calling him a "drunk skank with no job" (LOL) and Snooki telling out a Home Alone style scream. A tad much. Wash.

Enraged, the girls all break $h!t. Not cool, but we've been there, so Minus only 2. The female empowerment team now turns its attention from Emilio to Ronnie.

Will anyone in the house snitch on Ronnie? Does Sammi have a right to know? Does anyone care? Minus 18 because ... no. But Plus 4 for the use of "motorboat."

Awwww How Sweet

Ronnie and Sammi share a tender moment in between breakups.

We'll say this for Ronnie Magro: He is definitely going all in, cuddling with his lame girl and whispering sweet nothings one minute, dropping c- and f-bombs and flirting with alcohol poisoning the next. No in between. Plus 6.

Ron, in a rare moment of sobriety: "I don't like tests, that's why I didn't go to college... don't test me, 'cause I will fail a majority of the time." Yes you will. Minus 4

Angelina farts in Snooki's face. On television. Minus 3.

The Situation: "You need to on your tip-top game with your GTL to stay FTD to get the girls to DTF in MIA ... say that 5 times fast." Translation, anyone? Plus 9.

Gelato shop gems: Vinny asking if there's a butter face flavor, and this from Pauly D: "She had summer teeth. Some are like this... some are like that." Plus 8.

Snooki and J-Woww write an "anonymous" note to Sammi. On a reality show. Minus 12. They did think far enough ahead to write "breasts" in the note - Snooki and JWoww would say "t!ts" so she'll totally never suspect them - so Plus 5.

TOTAL: -1. SEASON: +62.

Snooki Biography

Snooki Polizzi Nicole Polizzi is a cast member on MTV's Jersey Shore. She fake-tans and acts like a bit of a skank. Then again that sums up the whole... More »
Birthplace
Poughkeepsie, New York
Full Name
Snooki
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