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With Jersey Shore trash, a Caption Contest can rarely go wrong.

Who won Friday's edition? That distinction goes out to otorious, with honorable mentions going out to Rita, beth and Brandy071880. Nice job by all.

The winning entry for this photo of a gruesome South Beach twosome. Thanks to everyone for playing and good luck in the next THG Caption Contest!

Snooki, Situation Photo

"Whaddya mean is it in yet? I finished 5 minutes ago."

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Welcome to another edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest!

Thursday's Jersey Shore episode featured many memorable scenes with The Situation and Snooki. We want you to tell us what's being said in this one!

Just come up with the best caption(s) for this photo, click "Comments" and fire away. Leave one. Leave 10. Go to it! We'll announce a winner Monday.

That's it. Now put on your shirt before the shirt and get crackin' ...

Snooki, Situation Photo

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Last night's Jersey Shore was titled "Deja Vu All Over Again." Fitting, as the plight of Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino continued for a second straight week.

After the self-proclaimed King of Pimps ran afoul of Snooki last week, he struck out with more girls, got the gang booted from da club and failed as a wingman.

We felt bad ... for Pauly D. Below, THG breaks down the top Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from last night's episode of the show in its patented +/- recap ...

GTF Out!

Not DTF? Then GTF out!

Snooki becomes homesick after saying goodbye to her friend Ryder and contemplates leaving. Minus 7, because we know filming ends in a matter of days.

The Situation kicks a girl out of his bed after she tells him she doesn't want to hook up, leading to one of our favorite exchanges this season. Sitch: "Don't come over to somebody's house at f*%king 5 a.m. and expect to play checkers." Non-DTF Girl: "I never said anything about checkers, OLD MAN!" LOL. Guy is like 28. Plus 28.

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Rumors surrounding a Jersey Shore spinoff continue to surface, with the latest being that JWoww (Jenni Farley) has been given the boot from an all-new series that was supposed to co-star herself and Snooki (Nicole Polizzi).

According to Us Weekly, MTV prefers the Princess of Poughkeepsie solo.

Snooki Bites

DYNAMIC DUO: MTV reportedly prefers the smaller, orange half.

Executives think focusing on Snooki will be a bigger hit, so they pushed JWoww out," an insider says, although MTV refused comment on all things Jersey Shore.

The Snooki dating show rumor has also been shot down by the orange one herself, but that may be contractual, or the show may not be about just dating.

Snook is reportedly seeing Jionni LaValle now, which may play into the plans to find love on TV too. Who knows. Regardless, she's got a lot on her plate.

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Love it or hate it, you have to give South Park credit for not holding back. The Comedy Central staple spoofed Jersey Shore last night, and didn't stop there.

The writers took shots at The Real Housewives of New Jersey, as well as at famed Al-Qaeda shot-caller Osama bin Laden, who ended up being a hero of sorts.

It made for predictably funny and inapprorpiate South Park quotes as always.

South Park's guidos look almost as ridiculous as real-life ones.

In the episode, titled "New Jersey," Teresa Giudice from the RHONJ franchise is animated as the woman who likes to flip out when it comes to her family.

Snooki of Jersey Shore also got the cartoon treatment, but barely resembles a human being. Instead, she's a primitive, chain-smoking smoosh monster.

After coining the requisite new terms ("muff cabbage" ... wow), the gang decides to take a last stand against the Jerseyfication of the world. Giddy up.

Watch a clip of Snooki on South Park after the jump ...

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Guess we know why Jersey Shore star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi shot down rumors of her own reality dating show. She doesn't need one. Meet Jionni LaValle!

LaValle joined Snook at New York City's Butter last month, but it wasn't until recently that things got serious. They've been together a long time ... weeks.

Taking her romance public at a weekend club gig, the orange reality star Twittered that LaValle has already gotten tight with the other man in her life: dad.

Sober Snooki

Jionni LaValle is a lucky, lucky man.

"My dad and boo are bonding," Polizzi, who recently split with Jeff Miranda, posted as the trio drove to the appearance. "Oh just another 3 hours of this."

Insiders say Jionni LaValle is a refreshing change from prior Snooki beaus, including Miranda that fame whore Emilio Masella. That's gotta be nice for her.

"Jionni is great. He is so quiet and isn't trying to be in the spotlight," says a friend, although because he's different, "She wasn't sure about him at first."

"She kept asking her friends what they thought of him. She was hesitant because he isn't the typical gorilla." Guess sometimes less is more with 'roids.

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To be fair, THG's headline is a bit misleading here.

The Situation did not rear back and full on smack his fellow cast member Snooki on Jersey Shore. He did, however, refer to himself as the pimp of all pimps. Then, in an agitated state, he administered what he calls a "love tap" to our favorite guidette.

Not cool.

Snooki and The Situation Photo

The Situation-Snooki drama took place near the end of the episode.

When Sitch tried to round up the roomies after a night at the club, Snooki didn't wanna go. To get her attention, the self-proclaimed leader kinda gently slapped her.

"Don't f*%king slap me in the face and tell me that I need to go home," she responded, clearly not pleased. But he says he was just trying to avoid a bad Situation.

"Snooki sometimes drinks a little too much," he explained to MTV News. "She becomes less aware of her surroundings and unaware of what's going on."

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We love us some Jersey Shore, but this week let us down a little.

Last week's epic throwdown would have been a fitting end to the South Beach venture, wrapping up the sophomore season of the MTV hit at an even 10 episodes.

After that scintillating drama, this week felt like filler.

Still, THG's here as always to break down the best Jersey Shore quotes and scenes from last night's installment of the show in its patented +/- recap below ...

Ron and Sam Pic

Ronnie and Sammi scenes make for a Jersey Snore.

Angelina Pivarnick is gone, and we have to give that a Minus 15. Painful as she can be at times, that spark, that common enemy, was sorely lacking Thursday. Sigh.

JWoww: "I like my boobs." Money does buy nice things. Plus 4.

Totally random, but Plus 13 for last night's Bones. Follow the link to see why. If The Situation actually guest starred like they wanted, we might score it even higher.

Wanting to save a lobster, Snooki and JWoww thought lobsters ate insects and put it in a bowl of fresh water. Public schools, you get an EPIC FAIL. And a Minus 12.

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Jersey Shore Snooki has reportedly been offered a three-year, $100,000 deal to be the face of a porn provider. Like Nadya Suleman, we're guessing she'll pass.

According to reports, Flesh Drive wants Snooki (Nicole Polizzi) to perform duties as the spokesperson for the company, which they specify is a non-sexual role ...

“Our company image is that we pack a big punch in a little package,” Vice President of Sales Michael Gruosso wrote in a letter to the Jersey Shore cast member.

Snooki P.

“Who better to endorse our product than the woman who does exactly that? We know that Snooki makes a big impression wherever she goes, and that is why both her tiny figure and incredible attitude will fit perfectly within our world."

The sales pitch concludes with a compelling argument: "By merging Snooki with the Flesh Drive, she will make a great amount of money by doing very little.”

Maybe so, but she'd still have to endorse ... porn. The specification that it's not a sexual role is great, too. As if the idea would be so offensive to ... porn fans.

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Snooki has made it clear what sort of man she's after: a nice, tan, gorilla juicehead nympho.

In the near future, we'll get to watch the Jersey Shore star select just such a caller, as sources say she's signed on to anchor her very own dating show!

Regis Philbin Shirtless

"They are set to make the big announcement any day now," an insider told In Touch Weekly of the planned MTV series, which would feature cameos by JWoww and a few ex-boyfriends, the latter of whom would serve as consultants.

No premiere date has been announced, nor a title been given to the program. But allow THG to offer our assistance with the latter. Which of the following do you like best?

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Snooki Biography

Snooki Polizzi Nicole Polizzi is a cast member on MTV's Jersey Shore. She fake-tans and acts like a bit of a skank. Then again that sums up the whole... More »
Birthplace
Poughkeepsie, New York
Full Name
Snooki
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