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Friggin' Snooki.

Who better to ring in the New Year with? Who better to be placed inside a ball and dropped on live TV to boot? No one, at least in MTV's eyes.

Snookie Pic

The orange Jersey Shore star, who once went by the name of Nicole Polizzi, will be ushering in 2011 from inside the network's New Year's Eve ball.

BALLER: With the tiny Snooks on board, the MTV ball will be lowered into the Atlantic Ocean and never heard from again. Just kidding. Wishful thinking there.

Just before midnight, the pickle freak will descend upon Times Square.

"I'm gonna be like a friggin' hamster," she said. "It's the first time they've done it. I'm not sure how it's going to work, but I think it'll be fine."

She should be. If there were any real danger, the network would have done a test run on Angelina Pivarnick. If that went awry, no big thing.

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With 2010 drawing to a close, it is with much pride that THG unveils its 10 finalists for its prestigious, Fourth Annual Celebrity of the Year award.

These stars all gave us their best, their worst, their nude pics (sometimes) and their scandals (often). This month, THG honors that greatness.

After the Kardashians kame in at #5, we present an even more useless group as our Celebrity of the Year finalist #4 ... the Jersey Shore cast!

Snooki-Angelina Fight

Love 'em or hate 'em, they left their mark in 2010.

We know. They are idiots. You can spare the "what a bunch of losers with no future and bad values" bit, because we f*%king know. Maybe that's the appeal.

You can argue how undeserving they are of fame and fortune all day long, and you won't be wrong. But doesn't that apply to many "celebrities" nowadays?

In terms of raw impact on popular culture, few have had the impact of this gang of guidos and guidettes, who rose from obscurity to household names.

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We're not sure what's more awesome/upsetting about America, that Snooki can earn $5,500 an HOUR or that said dinero is hers via a New Jersey tanning salon?

The Jersey Shore star is scheduled to appear at a holiday party Friday night at Sizzle Tanning Salon in Totowa, N.J. Time commitment: Two hours. Fee: $11,000.

It's good to be the Princess of Poughkeepsie.

Snook Tan

SIZZLE WITH SNOOK: Meet an Oompa Loompa ... and become one!

Snooki and her orange cohorts return to MTV for a new season of debauchery Jan. 6. Follow this link for nine (yes, NINE) Jersey Shore Season 3 previews!

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Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester normally gets high marks for her fashion. Here, her top may or may not double as a fishing net ... economical at least.

Then we have Snooki. Sure, that thing looks straight off the Dancing With the Stars discard rack, but at least her cooca's not on display. Small victories.

Of these two very different celebs, whose style do you like better? Whose bright colors and sparkles do it for you? Vote in our fashion face-off below!

Fashion Face-Off!

Who looked better, Leighton Meester or Snooki from Jersey Shore? View Poll »

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America's favorite Oompa Loompa turns 23 today. Happy birthday, Snooki!

No, the big day wasn't any of the past 10 days or so that the Jersey Shore star has been celebrating it - that was just pregame! Today is the day of Snook!

Yesterday, we posted photos of her pre-birthday soiree. Today, it's a full-on tribute to all things Nicole Polizzi. The Princess of Poughkeepsie is all grown up:

Elegant Snooki

Elegance. Class. Snooki.

Click to enlarge plenty more Snooki pictures below and leave a comment wishing our girl a happy tanning, drinking and smush-filled 23rd birthday ...

  • Snooki Mug Shot
  • Princess Snooki

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Snooki from Jersey Shore turns 23 tomorrow, but like fellow November 23 birthday girl Miley Cyrus, she got the party underway early over the weekend.

Unlike Miley's birthday party, Lifestyles condoms sponsored it.

Between sucking face with JWoww, enjoying an intimate dinner for two with boyfriend Jionni LaValle and dressing up like a princess ... it was AWESOME.

Check out some photos from this unforgettable night ...

  • Snooki Birthday Cake
  • Birthday Troll
  • Jionni and Snooki
  • Princess Snooki
  • Snooki and Friend

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Sorry, Emilio Masella. You missed your shot, dog. Maybe if you weren't a drunk skank with no job (quote courtesy JWoww), you'd still be with Snooki.

Instead, Jionni LaValle has stepped into the role - and they're in love!

Over the weekend, Snooki and Jionni LaValle took a trip to Walt Disney World in Florida to celebrate her upcoming birthday. Tagging along? Her dad!

Snooki and Jionni

Snooki and Jionni get wet and wild. And a little blurry.

Other men have come and gone from her life in rapid succession, but she seems to have learned from her mistakes and found a genuine one this time.

Under one of the pictures Snook Tweeted, she wrote, "Fallin in love at disney :)" Awww. Looks like the Princess of Poughkeepsie has found a Prince!

Here's hoping this gorilla juicehead is "The One."

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Emilio Masella briefly dated Jersey Shore star Snooki, then went on to star in Tower 69: Malibu Beach Patrol Featuring 3-D Boobs, a Spencer Pratt film.

That's basically his life in a nutshell.

Suffice it to say, stardom hasn't come easily Therefore, he's trying to make news by fighting Vinny Guadagnino, who Snooki smashed on Jersey Shore.

Watch out, Vin. There's a gorilla juicehead on the loose.

Vinny is heading to Emilio’s home state of Connecticut for an appearance soon, and Emilio Masella is readying himself for a final showdown to get the truth.

“I can finally find out if your hook-up with Snooki was fake or planned,” Emilio tweeted at Vinny. “Like how u called n asked to fake a hookup so people would like you more, when we were dating before season 2 hmm? #USER.”

Pretty much says it all right there.

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Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi started dating Jionni LaValle earlier this fall. We're happy, and a bit surprised to report they are going strong! It's been like a month!

The Jersey Shore star says she's done hunting for tan, juicehead gorillas, because she's found one worth sticking with. Jionni LaValle, you are a lucky man.

Faker!

After meeting her through mutual friends, Jionni, who is in school to get his teaching degree, has hit it off with Snook ever since. Here's a photo of them:

Sorry, Emilio Massella and Jeff Miranda. Jionni LaValle is smushin' Snooki.

A friend of Snooki’s says “he’s is a good kid, finishing school to become a teacher like his two older brothers. She talks about him all the time and sees him pretty damn often.” Best of all, Jionni is shy and prefers not to be in the spotlight.

“He doesn’t give a [expletive] about (fame)” Snooki reportedly stated last week at her Halloween party in Vegas. Hey, that would be a first. Snooki Tweeted today: “My boyfriend is amazing!! Miss you Jionni :)” All together now: Aww.

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The Situation thinks he's too cool for Halloween. Just look at the costume he did not wear for the occasion. Lame!

But Snooki, JWOWW and Pauly D all got into the holiday spirit over the weekend, as the former two Jersey Shore stars even hosted their own parties. The latter, meanwhile, donned one of our favorite outfits of any star on Saturday night. One look at his sneakers, hoodie and wig below and you should know the exact singer he's meant to emulate.

Compare the looks of these three reality stars and vote: Who looks the best?

Where's the Costume?

 

Snooki Biography

Snooki Polizzi Nicole Polizzi is a cast member on MTV's Jersey Shore. She fake-tans and acts like a bit of a skank. Then again that sums up the whole... More »
Birthplace
Poughkeepsie, New York
Full Name
Snooki
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