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Snooki from Jersey Shore has been working out like a madman in recent weeks. At least she claims she has. Ellen DeGeneres thinks that's baloney.

The hard-partying Princess of Poughkeepsie, who says she's cut down on blacking out drunk to once a month, even has her own personal trainer.

One who's ripping her off big time, Ellen opined. You can see why in the clip below, as well as watch Snooki shriek in terror at a giant pickle ...

If you missed it, check out THG's interview with Pauly D. Then follow the jump for another clip, in which Ellen hilariously reads from Snooki’s book.

A Shore Thing is truly epic prose that will define our time:

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Snooki has apparently made an enemy out of Paris Hilton, simply by virtue of getting so much attention. The ho-tel heiress feels she's losing relevance.

“It’s kind of sad,” a Hilton insider said. “Paris is so yesterday’s news. It infuriates her that Snooki is a sensation. She’s moaning how she feels washed up."

“She calls Snooki a ‘little troll’ and mocks her whenever her name comes up. Paris is furious that she’s been replaced by a new generation of reality stars.”

The torch of annoying uselessness and inexplicable fame has been passed.

Is Paris really that shocked? She herself only became famous for giving Rick Salomon oral and hand relief on video, and leveraged that into A-list status.

It had to run its course at some point, given that no talent or redeeming qualities exist to bolster her celebrity. Just count your millions and be happy, P.

As for the Jersey Shore star, she's just getting started - and would love to break into Hollywood. “Hell, yeah. I would love to act,” Snooki told E! News.

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Drunk Snooki. That's like saying hot Robert Pattinson. Talk about redundant. The first word is practically inherent. We know the girl hits the bottle. Hard.

It's not surprising, then, that the Jersey Shore star (real name Nicole Polizzi) knows the best way to kill that hangover after a long night of boozing.

"Just keep drinking more!" she says.

Snooki Drunk

Who let the troll into the wine cellar? [Photo: Pacific Coast News]

After ringing in New Year's inside a ball dropping upon the Jersey Shore stomping grounds of Seaside Heights N.J., Polizzi partied with boyfriend Jionni LaValle.

Decked out in diamond bling and a sparkling black dress, Polizzi danced into the wee hours, but rest assured, she is serious about her New Year's Resolution.

"I want to stick to my diet and work with my trainer," she says. "And lose weight."

So no daytime public drunkenness arrests ... well, not on weekdays anyway.

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Friggin' Snooki.

Who better to ring in the New Year with? Who better to be placed inside a ball and dropped on live TV to boot? No one, at least in MTV's eyes.

Snookie Pic

The orange Jersey Shore star, who once went by the name of Nicole Polizzi, will be ushering in 2011 from inside the network's New Year's Eve ball.

BALLER: With the tiny Snooks on board, the MTV ball will be lowered into the Atlantic Ocean and never heard from again. Just kidding. Wishful thinking there.

Just before midnight, the pickle freak will descend upon Times Square.

"I'm gonna be like a friggin' hamster," she said. "It's the first time they've done it. I'm not sure how it's going to work, but I think it'll be fine."

She should be. If there were any real danger, the network would have done a test run on Angelina Pivarnick. If that went awry, no big thing.

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With 2010 drawing to a close, it is with much pride that THG unveils its 10 finalists for its prestigious, Fourth Annual Celebrity of the Year award.

These stars all gave us their best, their worst, their nude pics (sometimes) and their scandals (often). This month, THG honors that greatness.

After the Kardashians kame in at #5, we present an even more useless group as our Celebrity of the Year finalist #4 ... the Jersey Shore cast!

Snooki-Angelina Fight

Love 'em or hate 'em, they left their mark in 2010.

We know. They are idiots. You can spare the "what a bunch of losers with no future and bad values" bit, because we f*%king know. Maybe that's the appeal.

You can argue how undeserving they are of fame and fortune all day long, and you won't be wrong. But doesn't that apply to many "celebrities" nowadays?

In terms of raw impact on popular culture, few have had the impact of this gang of guidos and guidettes, who rose from obscurity to household names.

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We're not sure what's more awesome/upsetting about America, that Snooki can earn $5,500 an HOUR or that said dinero is hers via a New Jersey tanning salon?

The Jersey Shore star is scheduled to appear at a holiday party Friday night at Sizzle Tanning Salon in Totowa, N.J. Time commitment: Two hours. Fee: $11,000.

It's good to be the Princess of Poughkeepsie.

Snook Tan

SIZZLE WITH SNOOK: Meet an Oompa Loompa ... and become one!

Snooki and her orange cohorts return to MTV for a new season of debauchery Jan. 6. Follow this link for nine (yes, NINE) Jersey Shore Season 3 previews!

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Gossip Girl star Leighton Meester normally gets high marks for her fashion. Here, her top may or may not double as a fishing net ... economical at least.

Then we have Snooki. Sure, that thing looks straight off the Dancing With the Stars discard rack, but at least her cooca's not on display. Small victories.

Of these two very different celebs, whose style do you like better? Whose bright colors and sparkles do it for you? Vote in our fashion face-off below!

Fashion Face-Off!

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America's favorite Oompa Loompa turns 23 today. Happy birthday, Snooki!

No, the big day wasn't any of the past 10 days or so that the Jersey Shore star has been celebrating it - that was just pregame! Today is the day of Snook!

Yesterday, we posted photos of her pre-birthday soiree. Today, it's a full-on tribute to all things Nicole Polizzi. The Princess of Poughkeepsie is all grown up:

Elegant Snooki

Elegance. Class. Snooki.

Click to enlarge plenty more Snooki pictures below and leave a comment wishing our girl a happy tanning, drinking and smush-filled 23rd birthday ...

  • Snooki Mug Shot
  • Princess Snooki

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Snooki from Jersey Shore turns 23 tomorrow, but like fellow November 23 birthday girl Miley Cyrus, she got the party underway early over the weekend.

Unlike Miley's birthday party, Lifestyles condoms sponsored it.

Between sucking face with JWoww, enjoying an intimate dinner for two with boyfriend Jionni LaValle and dressing up like a princess ... it was AWESOME.

Check out some photos from this unforgettable night ...

  • Snooki Birthday Cake
  • Birthday Troll
  • Jionni and Snooki
  • Princess Snooki
  • Snooki and Friend

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Sorry, Emilio Masella. You missed your shot, dog. Maybe if you weren't a drunk skank with no job (quote courtesy JWoww), you'd still be with Snooki.

Instead, Jionni LaValle has stepped into the role - and they're in love!

Over the weekend, Snooki and Jionni LaValle took a trip to Walt Disney World in Florida to celebrate her upcoming birthday. Tagging along? Her dad!

Snooki and Jionni

Snooki and Jionni get wet and wild. And a little blurry.

Other men have come and gone from her life in rapid succession, but she seems to have learned from her mistakes and found a genuine one this time.

Under one of the pictures Snook Tweeted, she wrote, "Fallin in love at disney :)" Awww. Looks like the Princess of Poughkeepsie has found a Prince!

Here's hoping this gorilla juicehead is "The One."

Snooki Biography

Snooki Polizzi Nicole Polizzi is a cast member on MTV's Jersey Shore. She fake-tans and acts like a bit of a skank. Then again that sums up the whole... More »
Birthplace
Poughkeepsie, New York
Full Name
Snooki
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