Nicole Scherzinger

Oh, and that's Nicole Schzeringer thrown in there between them. Sorry we left her out of the headline... it was too damn hard to spell her name.

From left to right, three B-list stars sparkling in Alexander Wang's embroidered metallic minidress. You tell us which one of them wore it best ...

From left, The Hills' Audrina Patridge partying in Toronto, the Pussycat Doll visiting MTV's TRL in NYC, and the anorexic, waifish, ghost-like girlfriend of Taylor Locke hitting a stylish NYC soiree. Who looks best in this?

It doesn't get much simpler than this:

Follow the jump on this article to see a Nicole Scherzinger upskirt photo. (You're welcome, guys).

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Nicole Scherzinger and The Pussycat Dolls recently performed for the army in Kuwait.

We know most troops wanna come home and everything - but if remaining in battle means they get an up close look of Scherzinger and Jessica Simpson (who also made the trip), perhaps enlisting wasn't such a bad idea.

A Nicole Scherzinger nude performance would do a lot to help troop morale. We're just sayin.

Someday, we hope Nicole Scherzinger follows the naked lead of Kim Kardashian and poses for Playboy.

For now, though, we'll have to settle for Rap Up magazine. Here are highlights of the singer's interview with the obscure publication:

On artists she admires: "I think Beyoncé is just amazing. She blows my mind. Gwen Stefani is one-of-a-kind. She's the epitome of cool. Diana Rossâ€"I wish I could be her. Michael Jackson, Justin Timberlake, all those people…"

On her ex-boyfriend Talon Torriero from MTV's Laguna Beach: "I wasn't looking to date anybody because I was halfway into the Pussycat Dolls thing. And we met and he wouldn't let up. And he was persistent, and you know what, it worked."

If she could date any celebrity: "I think one time I was like, ‘Matthew McConaughey is such a hottie and he's a surfer.' I used to kinda have a crush on him. Everybody loves that guy from The Notebook [Ryan Gosling]. Every girl watches and is like, ‘That's gonna be me one day. It's gonna be my guy.'"

On her distaste for blogs: "I don't know how to work an Internet. I don't know how to get on my MySpace. I don't really read blogs. The couple that I do, they break my heart, so I don't like them. But it's okay because it keeps the eye of the tiger in me."

Wow. Scherzinger managed to upset our celebrity gossip editors with that final quote, while incurring the wrath of Camila Alves with her previous one. An impressive double whammy.

By now, we've all seen Kim Kardashian nude and Nicole Scherzinger naked.

Based on photos of these vixens in any outfit, moreover, it's apparent they have one, large, bootylicious thing in common: an ass that just won't quit... being huge.

Both Kardashian and Scherzinger would make Jennifer Love Hewitt proud, however, as they are far from ashamed of this impressive asset.

Take a look at each and let us know: Which babe is more booty-ful?

Nicole Scherzinger and Kim Kardashian back those asses up!

 Turns out the Nicole Scherzinger nude photo spread in Blender last month was the second most interesting part of this Pussycat Doll's feature in the magazine.

During the interview, the singer made a comment that seemed to imply Ryan Gosling wasn't very appealing in real life. She said:

"Who doesn't love Ryan Gosling after you see The Notebook? Then you meet the person and you're like, 'Huh?'"

However, the ex-girlfriend of Talan Torriero tried to clairfy her remarks over the weekend, telling Us Weekly: "[Gosling] is adorable. He is gorgeous!"

So, what exactly did she mean by her Blender comments?

"What I was saying is that in The Notebook everyone fell in love with him," Scherzinger explained. "But I can't really say that because I'll look cheesy."

Let's just move on.

Currently, there's no question over how Scherzinger feels about Dan In Real Life star Dane Cook. Seriously.

Us Weekly spotted the singer "cuddling and kissing [the] neck" of the unfunny comic at a concert October 23 in Hollywood.

A friend of Scherzinger reports that "he's not her usual type, but she really seems to like him. He is incredibly funny and has completely wooed her with his humor."

She must not have seen any of his Major League Baseball ads this post-season.

In the latest issue of Blender, Nicole Scherzinger is doing a lot more than merely loosening up her buttons, baby.

The former lead singer of The Pussycat Dolls is opening up about her future as a solo artist - and posing in the buff. Here are excerpts from the interview:

You honestly don't think that the way the Dolls dress or dance can be described as naughty or raunchy?
Never. Never in a million, bazillion, trazillion years.

Are you a fembot? (Like one of the mechanical girls in Austin Powers movies whose only purpose is to give pleasure):
No. But I can play that role really well.

On how on-screen crushes are just that:
"You get these crushes on guys, and then you meet them and you realize you just loved the role they were playing. Like, who doesn't love Ryan Gosling after you see The Notebook? Then you meet the person and you're like, ‘Huh? What?' "

* The Hollywood Gossip note: This should make boyfriend Talan Torriero happy.

On her solo album release:
"I need total focus, total concentration, total centering, because this album is everything I've been working for my whole life. You get one chance, and this is my chance."

You might not know it, but Nicole Scherzinger, the only recognizable or even semi-hot of the Pussycat Dolls, and Audrina Patridge of The Hills have a lot in common.

Nicole Scherzinger is currently dating Talan Torriero, who, like, went to his Laguna Beach prom with Kristin Cavallari, who was totally in, like, the rival clique of Lauren Conrad - who's now Audrina Patridge 's roommate! Woo!

They're also wearing the same dress below. Peep it.

Tell us: Who wore it better, Nicole Scherzinger or Audrina Patridge?

Nicole Scherzinger, the only hot or recognizable Pussycat Doll (not counting Asia Nitollano) is trying get away from the stripper stereotype.

No, seriously.

Nicole, who just released her first solo single featuring TI, was in the glamorous port city of San Pedro, Calif. yesterday - filming the music video for the song.

According to sources, Nicole Scherzinger was dressed in a skimpy, bronze-colored designer bathing suit and then asked to do some crazy yoga poses.

A TMZ source said that Nicole Scherzinger was not too happy about the chosen outfit and told executives that she "looked like a whore."

Maybe she's trying to clean up her act for beau Talan Torriero? She would know, as she's used to those "ladylike" Pussycat Doll outfits. Gosh.

Shooting continued for a short period until the studio peeps agreed that the Pussycat Dolls' leader did, in fact, look like a hooker!

Stunning, really.

The set was immediately cleared until a new, more tasteful outfit was found for the overtly sexual photos. Guess you can dress a wolf in sheep's clothing ... or something.

Great stuff. This is the equivalent of Britney Spears pulling the plug on an interview or a photo shoot because she "looks like a mess" or "feels like a total wreck!"

As in piggyback ride, of course.

Nicole Scherzinger, the only recognizable member of the venerable Pussycat Dolls (at least before the sexy Asia Nitollano burst on the scene) loosened up her buttons (uh-huh) and straight up fronted on her boyfriend.

That beau of several months is Laguna Beach alumnus Talan Torriero (really, it is), with Scherzinger on a Hawaiian getaway over the weekend. 

Suffice it to say, that's one wet pussy. Cat. Doll. Sorry.

No word on how the hell Talan Torriero landed a hot babe like Nicole, but the guy once took Kristin Cavallari to a prom, so he's not a complete novice when it comes to the ladies.

Oh, and there was his engagement to Kimberly Stewart, which lasted a whole few days. To think, he was almost Sean Stewart's brother-in-law. Dodged a bullet there, T-squared!

As for Talan's Laguna brethren, Stephen Colletti dates Hayden Panettiere, while Jason Wahler has many court dates. So we'd rate Torriero's efforts somewhere in the middle.