If we can't see Nicole Scherzinger nude, we'd love to see this singer in a form-fitting outfit.
Still, we never expected her to go out in public in a dress made entirely of latex.
What do you make of this unique fashion statement?
The sort of glamourous Pussycat Dolls look absolutely slightly better than average in all white on the cover of Blender magazine's October 2008 issue.
The Hollywood Gossip pop quiz: Name the other four Pussycat Dolls besides Nicole Scherzinger. No, really. You gotta us. We have absolutely no idea.
Nicole Scherzinger looks fairly sexy on this cover. The other four members of PCD will remain nameless. We're sure they're nice people - we just have no clue who they are.
The most well-known Pussycat Doll turns 30 years old today.
We'd like to wish the new girlfriend of Lewis Hamilton a very happy birthday, while presenting the following gift to her fans in honor of it:
A photo montage, in which a Nicole Scherzinger nude picture is included! Hot stuff, indeed. Click on each pic below for larger versions...
Move over, Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian. You're no longer the only famous couple that pairs together an athlete and a beautiful, talentless celebrity best known for dressing scantily.
Pussycat Dolls lead singer Nicole Scherzinger and Formula One race car driver Lewis Hamilton are officially a couple. We wish this seemingly random twosome nothing but the best!
Lewis Hamilton drives a fast car and gets to see Nicole Scherzinger nude. Not a shabby life.
Oh, and that's Nicole Schzeringer thrown in there between them. Sorry we left her out of the headline... it was too damn hard to spell her name.
From left to right, three B-list stars sparkling in Alexander Wang's embroidered metallic minidress. You tell us which one of them wore it best ...
From left, The Hills' Audrina Patridge partying in Toronto, the Pussycat Doll visiting MTV's TRL in NYC, and the anorexic, waifish, ghost-like girlfriend of Taylor Locke hitting a stylish NYC soiree. Who looks best in this?
It doesn't get much simpler than this:
Follow the jump on this article to see a Nicole Scherzinger upskirt photo. (You're welcome, guys).
Nicole Scherzinger and The Pussycat Dolls recently performed for the army in Kuwait.
We know most troops wanna come home and everything - but if remaining in battle means they get an up close look of Scherzinger and Jessica Simpson (who also made the trip), perhaps enlisting wasn't such a bad idea.
A Nicole Scherzinger nude performance would do a lot to help troop morale. We're just sayin.
Someday, we hope Nicole Scherzinger follows the naked lead of Kim Kardashian and poses for Playboy.
For now, though, we'll have to settle for Rap Up magazine. Here are highlights of the singer's interview with the obscure publication:
On artists she admires: "I think BeyoncÃ© is just amazing. She blows my mind. Gwen Stefani is one-of-a-kind. She's the epitome of cool. Diana Rossâ€"I wish I could be her. Michael Jackson, Justin Timberlake, all those peopleâ€¦"
On her ex-boyfriend Talon Torriero from MTV's Laguna Beach: "I wasn't looking to date anybody because I was halfway into the Pussycat Dolls thing. And we met and he wouldn't let up. And he was persistent, and you know what, it worked."
If she could date any celebrity: "I think one time I was like, â€˜Matthew McConaughey is such a hottie and he's a surfer.' I used to kinda have a crush on him. Everybody loves that guy from The Notebook [Ryan Gosling]. Every girl watches and is like, â€˜That's gonna be me one day. It's gonna be my guy.'"
On her distaste for blogs: "I don't know how to work an Internet. I don't know how to get on my MySpace. I don't really read blogs. The couple that I do, they break my heart, so I don't like them. But it's okay because it keeps the eye of the tiger in me."
Wow. Scherzinger managed to upset our celebrity gossip editors with that final quote, while incurring the wrath of Camila Alves with her previous one. An impressive double whammy.
By now, we've all seen Kim Kardashian nude and Nicole Scherzinger naked.
Based on photos of these vixens in any outfit, moreover, it's apparent they have one, large, bootylicious thing in common: an ass that just won't quit... being huge.
Both Kardashian and Scherzinger would make Jennifer Love Hewitt proud, however, as they are far from ashamed of this impressive asset.
Nicole Scherzinger and Kim Kardashian back those asses up!
Â Turns out the Nicole Scherzinger nude photo spread in Blender last month was the second most interesting part of this Pussycat Doll's feature in the magazine.
During the interview, the singer made a comment that seemed to imply Ryan Gosling wasn't very appealing in real life. She said:
However, the ex-girlfriend of Talan Torriero tried to clairfy her remarks over the weekend, telling Us Weekly: "[Gosling] is adorable. He is gorgeous!"
So, what exactly did she mean by her Blender comments?
"What I was saying is that in The Notebook everyone fell in love with him," Scherzinger explained. "But I can't really say that because I'll look cheesy."
Let's just move on.
Currently, there's no question over how Scherzinger feels about Dan In Real Life star Dane Cook. Seriously.
Us Weekly spotted the singer "cuddling and kissing [the] neck" of the unfunny comic at a concert October 23 in Hollywood.
A friend of Scherzinger reports that "he's not her usual type, but she really seems to like him. He is incredibly funny and has completely wooed her with his humor."
She must not have seen any of his Major League Baseball ads this post-season.