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Is Brody Jenner single? The Gossip may not know for sure, since his status appears to change every 12 hours, but we're doing some investigating. In the image below, taken Tuesday, Jenner and his newfound friend/companion, Nicole Richie, head to Hollywood club Privilege to celebrate Brody's 23rd birthday.

If you look closely, however, you'll see that the person holding Brody's hand is not Nicole, but perhaps the most important woman in his life â€" his mother, Linda.

  • Nicole Richie And Brody Jenner Photo
  • A Kristin Cavallari Picture

Meanwhile, Jenner's ex-girlfriend Kristin Cavallari, who tells People that despite their recent breakup, the two are "still good friends" â€" arrived at club Privilege to join her onetime Prince Charming's birthday bash. For all we know, Kristin and Broday will be back together next week. Regardless, it's nice that the former Laguna Beach star is in good spirits.

It's rumored that Nick Lachey, who was romantically linked to Kristin after his infamous split from wife Jessica Simpson, was also in attendance.

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We understand that once you've dated Kristin Cavallari, there's nowhere to go but down. But it appears that Brody Jenner has sunk to ridiculous depths. The son of the former Olympian was spotted with the revolting lovely Nicole Richie. Which is no small feat, given that she's practically two-dimensional. You all know what we're talking about. Just look at the results of our poll, people.

Nicole Richie And Brody Jenner Photo

At least B.J. was smart enough to meet her at an espresso bar. That stuff's like liquid crack, which Nicole probably prefers to actual food! Yes. We went there!

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We can't help but think that someday, a race of creatures on a distant planet will return to Earth for one of their own. Somehow left behind at a tender age, Nicole Richie (birth name Akbar X. Bertuelguesean) has learned to adapt to this cruel world -- except for the whole eating thing -- but she's not fooling anyone here at T.H. Gossip.

Below is a comparison of Richie, an artist's rendition of an alien life form, and the alien supposedly discovered in Roswell, N.M., in the late 1940s. Can you tell them apart?

Nicole Richie Teen Vogue

E.T. would be rolling over in his grave if he could see this. If there are graves on his planet that is. More appropriately, Steven Spielberg, creator of E.T., would be rolling in his grave. Not because of this post, but because of Mel Gibson's recent behavior.

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No, it's not what you think. Everybody, please calm the f*ck down and return to your homes. Nicole Richie is doing fine.

A Harlow Smile

Well, kind of. Much as we would like to report that Nicole's eating disorder has become public knowledge in the worst sort of way, it appears as if the attractive and talented young actress singer socialite alien goblin was merely celebrating a friend's birthday in West Hollywood, Calif., last week when she got sh!it-faced and puked on the floor of a bar.

"Nicole puked right on the floor, like right in the middle of the club, everyone saw," a source dished to PerezHilton.com.

Apparently, though, Nicole swears by the boot-and-rally philosophy.

"But I guess she didn't care. She kept partying," the source continued. "She loves tequila. But you know, she's so small - and she probably didn't eat anything that day. So you know, she probably had a couple shots and it just happened. She was just having a good time."

So she's no Kate Bosworth. Still, do the math, people:

Getting wasted + dropping a few pounds = TIGHT!!!!

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Rumor has it that Nicole Richie lost her camera while signing karaoke with friends at Guys nightclub in Hollywood over the weekend, and is terrified the pictures will be leaked onto the Internet. The camera reportedly held nude and semi-nude pictures of the anemic she-goblin socialite.

Nic Rich Pic

"Nicole had been experimenting and had a memory card full of sexy nude photos of her and a lot of friends. They'd be embarrassed if they got out," a source dished.

Come on. Has she learned nothing from former pal and ever-present skank Paris Hilton? If you're going to "experiment," Nicole, put the camera down!

An onlooker at Guys (as in the nightclub), who may have been a guy himself, but also could have been a chick, as the report we are going off doesn't say, described the all-out chaos.

"They were having fun and then suddenly she's freaking out after she realizes the camera's gone. Immediately, Nicole demanded the bar staff shut off the karaoke, turn on the lights and get everyone to search for the camera," the witness reported.

Another witness offered a similar recollection.

"It was pretty funny. Here are all these A-list stars and their bags are getting searched. Nicole was in the corner going totally nuts and losing it."

If those pictures end up on the web, we may end up losing it. As in our lunch. People who weigh 70 pounds, such as Nicole and BFF Mischa Barton, are not attractive! Of course, we'll still post the pics or, at the very least, tell you who has. It's all part of a day's work at the Hollywood Gossip.

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The relevance of the headline and picture shown here to the post itself? Zero. But look at her take that thing! So much for those eating disorder rumors!

Kris Jenner, Nicole Richie and Khloe Kardashia

In any case, Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton are set to publicly end their two-year-old feud as guests of David Letterman.

The late night talk show host has offered to assume the role of peacekeeper after inviting The Simple Life stars to appear together on his program in September. The two former gal pal had a falling out after it was reported that Richie held a private viewing of Hilton's controversial sex tape.

Both girls have refused to go into detail about their bust-up, with Hilton repeatedly telling journalists, "She knows what she did."

Hilton and Richie agreed to team up on TV again for the third season of reality show The Simple Life, but refused to work together on screen.

Good for you, Dave, for bringing these hoes girls together. The lesson learned? The bonds of friendship are strong, and there is no reason to stay mad, even if one holds a private screening of an X-rated video showing the other getting railed by an ex-boyfriend.

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Like the Hollywood Gossip, singer Lionel Richie admits he has become distraught over daughter Nicole's weight loss.

The "Dancing on the Ceiling" singer calls himself a "basket case" and is so worried about how thin his adopted daughter, Nicole Richie, has become. The constant speculation about her size has made him into a wreck, he says.

Lionel And Nicole Richie Photo

"I'll be honest with you, it hurts me more than it hurts her. I'm more sensitive. I take it more personally. I must tell you, I'm the basket case," Lionel told Access Hollywood on Monday.

Lionel also revealed that he has had words with Nicole about her increasing resemblance to a two-dimensional alien weight and overall physical health. Just look at that pic! You can barely see her!

"What are fathers for if you can't point the finger every once in a while. The good part of it is she is aware of it. She has heard this all her life from me so this is just a continuation of the reminder," he said.

Nicole, 24, recently admitted that she was too thin and wouldn't want young girls to copy her look.

"I know I'm too thin right now," Nicole said.

In related news, the sky is blue and Tom Cruise is insane. Oh, snap! However, when asked how Nicole -- who has announced she is getting ready to release her debut album -- is doing at the moment, her proud father was more positive.

"She is doing great," he said.

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God knows why, but Nicole Richie is planning to follow father Lionel, along with former best friend Paris Hilton, and begin a music career.

Harlow Madden Pic

Can she sing? Who the hell knows. But it's not as if that's mattered in the music biz for a long, long time. You think Britney Spears is the subject of worldwide fascination because of her singing chops? And does the ho-train pictured here have any redeeming worth?

Anyway, Nicole has revealed that she's working on her first album at the moment and has already recorded six tracks.

"Right now I'm just writing and recording. The way that a record goes, you sing up to 20 or 30 songs and then pick your favourite 10. I'm about six songs in," she told the Daily Record.

"The songs are about what's going on in my life, growing up and becoming a woman. They are about realising what's great and what's so wonderful about life and being on this earth and living the way that I live," she added.

Good Lord. It's not known whether her dad is helping her in the studio or when the album will be released. Or whether she has consumed food since mid-March, or whether she will be hating on Paris on the CD, and whether anyone will actually be dumb enough to pay money for this garbage.

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Stunningly, we're not talking about her former gal pal, Paris Hilton! We know that Nicole Richie hates food -- that's been well documented as she's transformed into a freakish alien she-goblin -- but apparently, this worthless celebrity is not a fan of dogs either. Here, she's seen out and about with her new pet cat.

Nicole Richie White Dress

Now, we're sure this cat is a nice animal, and we don't mean to defame it by calling it stupid. Nor are we criticizing the concept of keeping cats as pets in general. They can be cool at times. But toting them around in public as if they were dogs? Retarded. News flash to the Celebs With Cats Crew -- they don't like being dragged around. They are cats. They do their own thing. You people are morons.

This creature needs to be put out of its misery. Then somebody needs to call PETA right now and make sure the cat gets a new home.

Nicole Richie Biography

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Nicole Richie Quotes

He is a good man, he is cool. He is just a great person overall.

Nicole Richie [on Barack Obama]

Nicole Richie: I’m 26. I’ve definitely had a very eventful year. So right now, it’s about me enjoying my time with my daughter. I want five children: twin boys and three girls. I’ve wanted that since I was a little girl.

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