Stunningly, we're not talking about her former gal pal, Paris Hilton! We know that Nicole Richie hates food -- that's been well documented as she's transformed into a freakish alien she-goblin -- but apparently, this worthless celebrity is not a fan of dogs either. Here, she's seen out and about with her new pet cat.
Now, we're sure this cat is a nice animal, and we don't mean to defame it by calling it stupid. Nor are we criticizing the concept of keeping cats as pets in general. They can be cool at times. But toting them around in public as if they were dogs? Retarded. News flash to the Celebs With Cats Crew -- they don't like being dragged around. They are cats. They do their own thing. You people are morons.
This creature needs to be put out of its misery. Then somebody needs to call PETA right now and make sure the cat gets a new home.