Nicole Richie, Phone Home!
We can't help but think that someday, a race of creatures on a distant planet will return to Earth for one of their own. Somehow left behind at a tender age, Nicole Richie (birth name Akbar X. Bertuelguesean) has learned to adapt to this cruel world -- except for the whole eating thing -- but she's not fooling anyone here at T.H. Gossip.
Below is a comparison of Richie, an artist's rendition of an alien life form, and the alien supposedly discovered in Roswell, N.M., in the late 1940s. Can you tell them apart?