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Nicole Richie can't hide out anymore. She's opening up instead.

On The Tyra Banks Show Tuesday, Richie addressed her former friend and current bitter enemy. No, not Paris Hilton. Food.

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"It's horrible, especially when you're trying to do something about it [her weight] and you have just so many eyes watching you and people talking about you," said the invisible waif.

With so much attention put on her Richie's lack of a body, the paparazzi pose a problem. They're always snapping pictures ... when they can actually see the possible new girlfriend of Brody Jenner, that is.

"It's summer, everyplace to go eat you obviously eat outside ... I'm not eating for the cameras, I live in LA, I do what I normally do," said Richie.

"What really bothers me is when I go to the beach because when I go to the beach, they want me in the swimsuit."

The alien has a point. Swimsuits at the beach? That's like Brooke Hogan without her father's coat tails to ride.

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What happens when two stars are trying to avoid famous ex's at an awards show? They find comfort in each other.

Evidence is provided here by Nick Lachey and Nicole Richie. The former spent the MTV Video Music Awards hoping he wouldn't run into Jessica Simpson (and her new rumored boy toy, John Mayer).

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  • Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie leaving the club

The latter, meanwhile, must've been aware that former best friend and current pathetic excuse for a singer, Paris Hilton was in the house. There was no need for Richie to hide in Lachey's arms, however.

All she had to do was turn sideways and no way Hilton was gonna see her.

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The budding romance between Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner may look like a typical, quickie Hollywood rebound affair that's destined to crash and burn, but don't be fooled: The pair go way back. He even predates Paris Hilton.

"I was there when (Brody) was born!" Lionel Richie, Nicole's dad, and a longtime friend of Jenner's parents, tells People. "They grew up together. To see them together now is like, ‘Where are you going with this?' But they're having a wonderful time."

Nicole Richie And Brody Jenner Picture

Just three months after splitting up with ex-fiancé DJ AM (for the second time), Richie, 24, has been cozying up with the 23-year-old Jenner.

Jenner recently ended a high-profile relationship of his own, breaking things off with sizzling Laguna Beach alumna Kristin Cavallari.

From lunch at Hollywood's La Conversation Café (a Nicole fave) last week, to dinner at Mr. Chow, to an A-list birthday bash in Hollywood, the two are getting along famously, dishes a source who knows Richie and Jenner.

"They are a very normal couple and Brody is a decent, nice, down-to-earth guy. Even though it's relatively new, it seems like they've been together forever," the source said.

Or, at least it's new since the '80s, when the pals often played at one another's houses. Jenner's mom, Linda Thompson, remembers it fondly â€" and approves of the current romance.

"(Nicole) is like my godchild. … She's a darling girl, very intelligent and very together. I think they're very cute (as a couple). Will they get married? Who knows? He's young and so is she," said Brody's mom.

But does Jenner get the all-important dad stamp of approval?

"Oh, yeah," says Lionel. "He's a great kid."

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Is Brody Jenner single? The Gossip may not know for sure, since his status appears to change every 12 hours, but we're doing some investigating. In the image below, taken Tuesday, Jenner and his newfound friend/companion, Nicole Richie, head to Hollywood club Privilege to celebrate Brody's 23rd birthday.

If you look closely, however, you'll see that the person holding Brody's hand is not Nicole, but perhaps the most important woman in his life â€" his mother, Linda.

  • Nicole Richie And Brody Jenner Photo
  • A Kristin Cavallari Picture

Meanwhile, Jenner's ex-girlfriend Kristin Cavallari, who tells People that despite their recent breakup, the two are "still good friends" â€" arrived at club Privilege to join her onetime Prince Charming's birthday bash. For all we know, Kristin and Broday will be back together next week. Regardless, it's nice that the former Laguna Beach star is in good spirits.

It's rumored that Nick Lachey, who was romantically linked to Kristin after his infamous split from wife Jessica Simpson, was also in attendance.

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We understand that once you've dated Kristin Cavallari, there's nowhere to go but down. But it appears that Brody Jenner has sunk to ridiculous depths. The son of the former Olympian was spotted with the revolting lovely Nicole Richie. Which is no small feat, given that she's practically two-dimensional. You all know what we're talking about. Just look at the results of our poll, people.

Nicole Richie And Brody Jenner Photo

At least B.J. was smart enough to meet her at an espresso bar. That stuff's like liquid crack, which Nicole probably prefers to actual food! Yes. We went there!

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We can't help but think that someday, a race of creatures on a distant planet will return to Earth for one of their own. Somehow left behind at a tender age, Nicole Richie (birth name Akbar X. Bertuelguesean) has learned to adapt to this cruel world -- except for the whole eating thing -- but she's not fooling anyone here at T.H. Gossip.

Below is a comparison of Richie, an artist's rendition of an alien life form, and the alien supposedly discovered in Roswell, N.M., in the late 1940s. Can you tell them apart?

Nicole Richie Teen Vogue

E.T. would be rolling over in his grave if he could see this. If there are graves on his planet that is. More appropriately, Steven Spielberg, creator of E.T., would be rolling in his grave. Not because of this post, but because of Mel Gibson's recent behavior.

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No, it's not what you think. Everybody, please calm the f*ck down and return to your homes. Nicole Richie is doing fine.

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Well, kind of. Much as we would like to report that Nicole's eating disorder has become public knowledge in the worst sort of way, it appears as if the attractive and talented young actress singer socialite alien goblin was merely celebrating a friend's birthday in West Hollywood, Calif., last week when she got sh!it-faced and puked on the floor of a bar.

"Nicole puked right on the floor, like right in the middle of the club, everyone saw," a source dished to PerezHilton.com.

Apparently, though, Nicole swears by the boot-and-rally philosophy.

"But I guess she didn't care. She kept partying," the source continued. "She loves tequila. But you know, she's so small - and she probably didn't eat anything that day. So you know, she probably had a couple shots and it just happened. She was just having a good time."

So she's no Kate Bosworth. Still, do the math, people:

Getting wasted + dropping a few pounds = TIGHT!!!!

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Rumor has it that Nicole Richie lost her camera while signing karaoke with friends at Guys nightclub in Hollywood over the weekend, and is terrified the pictures will be leaked onto the Internet. The camera reportedly held nude and semi-nude pictures of the anemic she-goblin socialite.

Nic Rich Pic

"Nicole had been experimenting and had a memory card full of sexy nude photos of her and a lot of friends. They'd be embarrassed if they got out," a source dished.

Come on. Has she learned nothing from former pal and ever-present skank Paris Hilton? If you're going to "experiment," Nicole, put the camera down!

An onlooker at Guys (as in the nightclub), who may have been a guy himself, but also could have been a chick, as the report we are going off doesn't say, described the all-out chaos.

"They were having fun and then suddenly she's freaking out after she realizes the camera's gone. Immediately, Nicole demanded the bar staff shut off the karaoke, turn on the lights and get everyone to search for the camera," the witness reported.

Another witness offered a similar recollection.

"It was pretty funny. Here are all these A-list stars and their bags are getting searched. Nicole was in the corner going totally nuts and losing it."

If those pictures end up on the web, we may end up losing it. As in our lunch. People who weigh 70 pounds, such as Nicole and BFF Mischa Barton, are not attractive! Of course, we'll still post the pics or, at the very least, tell you who has. It's all part of a day's work at the Hollywood Gossip.

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The relevance of the headline and picture shown here to the post itself? Zero. But look at her take that thing! So much for those eating disorder rumors!

Kris Jenner, Nicole Richie and Khloe Kardashia

In any case, Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton are set to publicly end their two-year-old feud as guests of David Letterman.

The late night talk show host has offered to assume the role of peacekeeper after inviting The Simple Life stars to appear together on his program in September. The two former gal pal had a falling out after it was reported that Richie held a private viewing of Hilton's controversial sex tape.

Both girls have refused to go into detail about their bust-up, with Hilton repeatedly telling journalists, "She knows what she did."

Hilton and Richie agreed to team up on TV again for the third season of reality show The Simple Life, but refused to work together on screen.

Good for you, Dave, for bringing these hoes girls together. The lesson learned? The bonds of friendship are strong, and there is no reason to stay mad, even if one holds a private screening of an X-rated video showing the other getting railed by an ex-boyfriend.

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