Let's hope so! She's such an anorexic waif that her clothes barely stay on. Unfortunately for Nicole Richie, they don't issue belts to prisoners.

According to the Associated Press, The Simple Life "actress" was officially charged Friday with a misdemeanor DUI following her awesome December 11 DUI arrest in which she was caught driving the wrong way down the 134 freeway carpool lane in Burbank, Calif.

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It's this guy's lucky day.

Stopping by the Coked-Up Slut Store in suburban L.A., he thought he'd order a companion for the night. Little did he know they were offering a special 2-for-1 promotion until the end of January! Who knew?

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Nicole Richie might not know which way to drive on a Southern California freeway, but at least she didn't forget how to fill up her gas-guzzling, enviornment-raping SUV.

Which counts for something. After all, some celebrities, like Oprah Winfrey, might be trying to save the world, but can't even fuel up their own cars! Then we have Kevin Federline, who only knows how because he will be working at a gas station before long. Or Paris Hilton, who's shown she can operate the pump, but much prefers getting pumped.

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Nicole Richie Biography

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Nicole Richie is the daughter of... wait, where did she go? Nicole? Hello? Anybody hear us? Oh, there you are - almost lost sight of... More »
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Nicole Richie

Nicole Richie Quotes

He is a good man, he is cool. He is just a great person overall.

Nicole Richie [on Barack Obama]

Nicole Richie: I’m 26. I’ve definitely had a very eventful year. So right now, it’s about me enjoying my time with my daughter. I want five children: twin boys and three girls. I’ve wanted that since I was a little girl.