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Sex tape star Dustin Diamond, a.k.a. Screech, is a dirty, dirty son of a b!tch. But when it comes to housecleaning, well, the man who doled out the Dirty Sanchez on film didn't fare as poorly as some other celebrities.

In a national survey commissioned by Cascade dishwashing detergent, people were asked which famous couple they imagined would be the best -- and worst -- at taking care of their own homes.

Off with the Shorts

Nice, but kinda boring Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick were voted the cleanest celebrity couple and received 69 percent of the votes.

TomKat was a distant second with nearly 9 percent, with Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore behind them with 7.5%.

On the other end of the spectrum, we have the amazing Britney Spears and Mr. Britney Spears, a.k.a. K-Fed. They finished dead last, as fans apparently believe they live in a sty. We can't verify that, but it wouldn't surprise us.

K-Fed is essentially a walking sty. Can you see that douche contributing anything as far as chores? Or to society in general? T.H. Gossip cannot.

Really, though, who the hell knows what f*%ked up $h!t goes down behind those Malibu walls. Oh, if little Sutton Pierce could talk...

The survey didn't bode well for the Hilton sisters either. When asked which celeb duo they would enlist to clean their homes, respondents chose skanky Paris and Nicky Hilton -- dead last.

Unfortunately for the heiresses, top-notch maid services (or other kinds of intimate "servicing") weren't taken into account. Which is too bad, because they'd surely do better in that poll.

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Considering her recent DUI charges, let's at least hope Paris Hilton walked on a vintage clothing shopping spree last week.

Joined by sister Nicky, the duo headed to Sielian's Vintage Apparel in LA's trendy West Melrose shopping district. Once there, the Hiltons let everyone know just how rich and spoiled they truly were.

Ho, Ho!

Racking up $6,000 worth of the boutique's sexy form-fitting frocks from the 60s, 70s, and 80s was a good start. Paris set the tone as the older sister, purchasing 35 dresses from Sielian's immaculate collection of previously owned one-of-a-kind gowns.

That's like two more articles of clothing that guys rival Lindsay Lohan pleasured the night before.

The shop, owned by Sielian Lie and Tsutomu Carton, has been opened for just one month, but is already a hot spot for Hollywood's hippest trendsetters.

Everyone from Keira Knightley to the Olsen Twins are coming in to check out the store's latest finds.

A source told TMZ.com that the sisters were very polite. Unless you mentioned Nick Carter to Paris, of course.

While on their retail rendezvous, Paris received at least a half dozen calls, while Nicky continuously emailed friends on her blackberry.

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What's a slutty hotel heiress to do in order to celebrate her awful debut CD other than throw herself a party? So was the thinking of Paris Hilton, seen here cutting up the dance floor in South Beach.

Joining the tone deaf blonde are sister Nicky and the creator of the term, "Firecrotch," Brandon Davis. Those unfamiliar with this moniker just need to look at the hair color of Lindsay Lohan.

Paris And Nicky Hilton Dance

Yup, you get it now.

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In case there was any doubt, Nicky Hilton is undoubtedly in Kevin Connolly's entourage now.

  • Kevin Connolly Picture
  • Nicky H.

At the West Hollywood night club, Hyde, on July 27, pro skateboarder Chad Muska was guest-DJ-ing, and made a lewd comment about Hilton, 22, a witness told Us magazine.

"Kevin jumped on the DJ booth and hit Chad," the witness recalls. "Chad tried to hit him back, but at that point they were separated [by security]."

Yikes. Looks like Connolly is taking his role as caretaker on the HBO show, Entourage, quite seriously.

After Muska was escorted out the front door, another witness says Connolly, 32, "went back to his seat and continued to chat with Nicky."

Connolly's rep had no comment. But it's safe to assume the actor wouldn't have done the same thing for Paris. At all.

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THIS is how all charity events should be organized:

Get a series of beautiful women together. Have them strip down to their birthday suits. And sell the dresses from their perfect bodies.

  • Heidi Klum Naked
  • Nicky Hilt

In other words, Jane magazine has the right idea. The publication is raising money by auctioning off clothes of famous celebs such as Heidi Klum. Known as The Clothes Off Our Back Foundation, the name is apt.

The charity is run through donated attire. Frickin gorgeous actresses, singers, models, etc. put up dresses for the public to bid on in support of various children's organizations. Below is a picture of Klum and Nicky Hilton (the driven, attractive sister) at the Jane Magazine Naked party in honor of this event.

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We hope you're sitting down, Gossip-ites. A Hilton is actually making something of her life. No, not Paris. Don't be crazy.

Nicky, however, told People magazine, she's getting into the hotel business. Apparently her family knows something about that.

Nicky H.

"I've always wanted to do it," says the younger sister, who plans to renovate two existing buildings to open the "Nicky O" on Miami's Ocean Boulevard in November. "I've been around hotels my whole life, and I know a good hotel when I see one."

Similarly, Paris knows a good dye job when she sees one.
After the Miami area is conquered, a Nicky O will open on Chicago's historic Printer's Row. "Miami will definitely be a party destination, and Chicago will be a little more calm," she says.

The 94-room boutique/condo accommodation will include entertainment news tickers in the elevators, a signature scent and rooms deigned by friends â€" including $5,000-a-night penthouse by clothing designer Roberto Cavalli.

Nicky, 22, comes from a family with an expertis in the business - but she won't partnering with the clan to fund her new project.

"I'll go to my family for advice, but they're not involved at all," she says of her parents, brothers, and sister Paris.

Wow. Isn't Nicky aware that she could spend her days dancing like a fool instead?

Meanwhile, to butt into her private affairs, Nicky, says everything with her boyfriend, Entourage star Kevin Connolly, is "good" â€" but she's focusing on her career right now, including shooting ads for her bag line and feverishly working to get the hotels ready to open.

Just to reiterate: Paris is shopping for pets.

Nicky Hilton Biography

Butter Time! Nicky Hilton is the sister of Paris, but is a bit more down to earth. Maybe. She's definitely prettier, at least. It's hard to classify... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York City, New York
Full Name
Nicholai Olivia Hilton
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