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In case you didn't believe us earlier, Nicky Hilton really is dating the ex of Mary-Kate Olsen. Yes, we know that we first reported it was the ex-beau of Ashley Olsen. But here's the thing -- they look really similar, those crazy Olsen girls! Try to watch Full House and tell them apart! Seriously! They're like twins! In any case, our bad. Please direct your attention below.

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On the left, you'll see David Katzenberg, son of very rich Dreamworks co-founder Jeffrey Katzenberg, and Mary-Kate Olsen chilling. They look like a cute couple -- except for the whole Mary-Kate part. Good riddance.

On the right, you'll see David Katzenberg and Nicky Hilton getting out of a car and looking more than a little confused.

Why the puzzled expressions? Perhaps because Nicky just posted bail for David? What is with that orange jumpsuit? Is that what the kids think is trendy these days? In any case, he looks like a cool guy. Snoop Dogg would be proud... fo' shizzle, dizzle!

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Hotel heiress Nicky Hilton has apparently learned her lesson from big sister Paris about where to find love -- from those crazy Olsen twins!

That's right, Nicky and Paris Hilton cannot get enough ass. From men that used to get it from the Olsens. And who also just happen to be filthy rich.

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Paris, of course, famously had her way with Greek shipping heir Stavros "The Greek God of Poontang" Niarchos after he'd tanged Mary-Kate Olsen.

Now, Nicky Hilton is moving in on another man that Mary-Kate -- who's trailing by a significant margin in T.H. Gossip's exclusive Olsen twins poll -- used to bed but no longer deems worthy of her annoying time.

Nicky, according to the New York Post, has taken up with David Katzenberg, the ex of Ashley and the son of billionaire DreamWorks co-founder Jeffrey Katzenberg. She just dumped Entourage star Kevin Connolly last month.

But Katzenberg's kidding himself if he thinks he's seeing Nicky Hilton nude on the first or second date. Says a Post spy: "They have gone to dinner but have not hit the clubs together. They are trying to keep it quiet for a little bit and keep it on the sly."

One has to wonder how long Nicky can keep anything on the sly... especially when dating the ex of Ashley Olsen's sister, who's the son of a billionaire. Well, here's hoping that Nicky finds some happiness this time... and that there are no shortage of brutal, hair-pulling cat fights along the way.

It's hard to handicap a favorite in that scenario, but we're going with Paris and Nicky over Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen. Those cuties from Full House couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag.

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Nicky Hilton is promoting her new Nicky O Hotel in Miami Beach, and has apparently enlisted a bunch of models. Nude models. Male and female nude models. See below.

Happy Bday, Paris

The official marketing materials will undoubtedly feature hands and maybe some props conveniently covering all the right places, but these candids shots show the models in all their glory.

Or lack thereof. T.H. Gossip had to do the honors of covering up this guy ogling Nicky (he wouldn't be the only one, although our previous gawker wasn't also nude and handling his package).

Paris' younger sister recently dumped her boyfriend, Kevin Connolly. There were rumors that Connolly was cheating on her, and that at the photo shoot Nicky was overheard screaming at someone on the phone and yelling "I hate you!!!!!!"

Sadly, she probably wasn't talking to Paris. Those sisters get along.

In a poorly-worded press release, Nicky Hilton's South Beach getaway promises to mix a social celebrity experience with Nicky's vision of luxury, including the scent of gardenias throughout and mini cupcakes on guest's pillows.

We're not sure if that's gonna happen at the Nicky O, but the dude in this picture certainly looks like he's ready to show Nicky an O-Face, if you know what we're saying. Oh! Oh! You know how we do.

Sorry. Below are some more pics we found of this glorious event. Note that the douchebag on the left is wearing a shirt that says "Nicky Hilton's Birthday." Dude, there is no way you are gonna tap that ass, even if she's on the rebound. Get a clue. On the right, Nicky struts her stuff by the hotel entrance.

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Sucks for him. We totally would. Not only is she considerably less annoying than her sister Paris, but Nicky Hilton is s-m-o-k-i-n'. Definitely worthy of gawking.

Yes, Nicky's stock is rising quickly here at the T.H. Gossip Stock Exchange (THGSE), although she's still got a ways to go to catch the wonderful Kristin Cavallari.

Happy Bday, Paris

Meanwhile, futures of Mary-Kate Olsen are plummeting.

Nicky, who recently split with her boyfriend, Kevin Connolly, is seen here making a solo exit from a Malibu baby shower. The event was thrown for Tobey Maguire's fiancée, Jennifer Meyer, on Sunday. Here's a picture of Nicky:

As you can see, the bag toted by Nicky proudly displays the words "Baby Maguire." Presumably because it's a gift for Tobey's unborn child, but we may never know.

Besides the aforementioned Nicky Hilton, attendees included an emaciated Kate Hudson, Courteney Cox Arquette, Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Garner. As for Kirsten Dunst, Maguire's ex? She was nowhere to be found. Shocking.

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Break-ups. They're not just for Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner anymore.

After a two-year romance, Nicky Hilton and Kevin Connolly have called it quits.

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"They're no longer a couple," a Hilton rep told Us Weekly.

Hilton, 23, began dating Connolly, 32, star of HBO's Entourage, in late 2004, just weeks after she annulled her three-month marriage to New York businessman Todd Meister.

Rumor (no, not Rumer Willis) has it that Nicky ditched the actor due to allegations of cheating. But The Gossip isn't one to spread such accusations.

This is great news, of course, for gawkers everywhere. Now they can stare at Hilton's ass and actually think they have a chance to tap it.

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"Can I really make a difference? That's what I like to wonder to myself when I put on my diamond bustier and have my assistants oil my buttocks before each and every show."
- Madonna

"My mother taught me two things. Never talk about politics or money."
- Nicky Hilton (right)

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** THG Note: She couldn't have taught you how to bludgeon your sister with a baseball bat, huh?

"Jennifer and I are so much alike as far as our drive, our determination, what we want to achieve. That's why we're connected. But I could never go forward and finish the relationship with Jennifer because I was still in love with Kim [Porter]. She still had my heart."
- Diddy, on why his relationship with Jennifer Lopez failed

"I always knew on some level that I was not going to come into my own until my late thirties."
- Matthew Fox, on becoming famous later in life

"She's gorgeous. She could have my babies. I'd do her in a heartbeat."
- Janice Dickinson on Angelina Jolie

"I have no ill will towards him, but a lot of times I'll hear, ‘They're really interested in you, but they're after Peter Sarsgaard."
- Bobby Cannavale

"I'm actually in those shots, but you can't see me because I'm three miles behind them."
- Actor and avid cycler Will Ferrell, on why there aren't shirtless photos of him biking alongside Lance Armstrong and Matthew McConaughey

"I was really sick in the beginning, and I thought, ‘What the hell have I done?'"
- Pregnant actress Marcia Cross on morning sickness

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Guys love to check out hot chicks. It's a fact. There's no denying it and it's not gonna change. Ever. But there's something to be said for subtlety. The man in this picture, apparently enamored with the back side of Paris Hilton's younger, hotter, STD-free and significantly less annoying sister, is officially busted. The kid on the right is just about as guilty. See below:

Butter Time!

Hope your wife sees this, dude. In all fairness, this prime Nicky Hilton gawking pales in comparison to some of the other examples we've come across. At least he waited until she walked by, unlike the jackass busted ogling Sienna Miller and giving her a full-on O-Face on a London Street. Keep it together, man!

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Recently, Ashlee Simpson turned 22. We assume the neophyte celebrated by getting more plastic surgery. That's nice.

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Along similar lines, what's Nicky Hilton gonna do for her 23rd birthday than hit the clubs for a change, right?

The spoiled one arrived at LA club, Area, Thursday night with Brandon Davis and sister, Paris Hilton. Reports state they pulled up in a black SUV with the "Firecrotch" song blaring from the car stereo.

The laughing group then piled out "like clowns from a clown car," TMZ stated in an accurate analogy.

Things got awkward quikcly, however, as Lindsay Lohan showed up and fisticuffs were narrowly avoided.

At the end of the evening, Paris departed in a taxi because her "sister has the limo." Now that's what we call sharing. The Hiltons should be commended.

And the Olsen Twins should be feared. What the heck are they always wearing?!?

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Sex tape star Dustin Diamond, a.k.a. Screech, is a dirty, dirty son of a b!tch. But when it comes to housecleaning, well, the man who doled out the Dirty Sanchez on film didn't fare as poorly as some other celebrities.

In a national survey commissioned by Cascade dishwashing detergent, people were asked which famous couple they imagined would be the best -- and worst -- at taking care of their own homes.

Off with the Shorts

Nice, but kinda boring Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick were voted the cleanest celebrity couple and received 69 percent of the votes.

TomKat was a distant second with nearly 9 percent, with Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore behind them with 7.5%.

On the other end of the spectrum, we have the amazing Britney Spears and Mr. Britney Spears, a.k.a. K-Fed. They finished dead last, as fans apparently believe they live in a sty. We can't verify that, but it wouldn't surprise us.

K-Fed is essentially a walking sty. Can you see that douche contributing anything as far as chores? Or to society in general? T.H. Gossip cannot.

Really, though, who the hell knows what f*%ked up $h!t goes down behind those Malibu walls. Oh, if little Sutton Pierce could talk...

The survey didn't bode well for the Hilton sisters either. When asked which celeb duo they would enlist to clean their homes, respondents chose skanky Paris and Nicky Hilton -- dead last.

Unfortunately for the heiresses, top-notch maid services (or other kinds of intimate "servicing") weren't taken into account. Which is too bad, because they'd surely do better in that poll.

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Considering her recent DUI charges, let's at least hope Paris Hilton walked on a vintage clothing shopping spree last week.

Joined by sister Nicky, the duo headed to Sielian's Vintage Apparel in LA's trendy West Melrose shopping district. Once there, the Hiltons let everyone know just how rich and spoiled they truly were.

Ho, Ho!

Racking up $6,000 worth of the boutique's sexy form-fitting frocks from the 60s, 70s, and 80s was a good start. Paris set the tone as the older sister, purchasing 35 dresses from Sielian's immaculate collection of previously owned one-of-a-kind gowns.

That's like two more articles of clothing that guys rival Lindsay Lohan pleasured the night before.

The shop, owned by Sielian Lie and Tsutomu Carton, has been opened for just one month, but is already a hot spot for Hollywood's hippest trendsetters.

Everyone from Keira Knightley to the Olsen Twins are coming in to check out the store's latest finds.

A source told TMZ.com that the sisters were very polite. Unless you mentioned Nick Carter to Paris, of course.

While on their retail rendezvous, Paris received at least a half dozen calls, while Nicky continuously emailed friends on her blackberry.