Note to Fifty Shades of Grey producers:
You may have overlooked Nicki Minaj for the role of Anastasia Steele.
The singer made her late pitch to be included in this movie last night by posting a series of nearly naked selfies on Instagram.
She teased them with a shot of stiletto-heeled boots and a pair of handcuffs and asked followers: "U ready?"
But, really, when someone takes close-ups of herself in just electrical tape and a studded leather harness, can anyone truly be ready?
"Officer Minaj. Who wants to get cuffed?" Minaj asked as a caption to another image, as we can only imagine millions of men around the globe aggressively nodding in approval.