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The Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo sex tape turned out to be nothing more than a rumor. But we'll soon find out if the following gossip is true or not:

The pair will supposedly be married in a secret ceremony at one of the Carlyle Hotels in the Bahamas this weekend, a source told FOX News.

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As his ex-wife becomes the latest Tony Romo conquest, Nick Lachey considers a secret marriage to Vanessa Minnillo.

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When Jessica Simpson announced her split from husband Nick Lachey in 2005, she never guessed she'd be the heartbroken one more than two years later.

But it's true - Nick Lachey has been happily seeing Vanessa Minnillo nude for some time, while Simpson has endured a bevy of high-profile, failed relationships.

The list of douchebags the eldest daughter of Joe Simpson has dated is certainly not short - John Mayer, Adam Levine, Orlando Bloom, Owen Wilson, et cetera.

Simpson, Jessica

Jessica Simpson: So much regret. So little talent.

"There is definitely a part of her that really regrets breaking up with Nick now," a Jessica Simpson friend tells Us Weekly in the magazine's new cover story.

That regret is starting to show. On October 26 (what would've been her 5th anniversary), Jessica spent the day "looking through old photo albums that she made with Nick... she said she was just being girly, but she was very somber."

"Jessica thought she would be with someone right by now," the pal said.

Could Jessica Simpson, who has recently started dating Dallas quarterback and celebrity gossip mainstay Tony Romo, be her own worst enemy?

Meanwhile, on a November 15 guest host appearance on The View, Simpson, who is currently recording a country music album in an effort to revive her sagging career, seemed to be pining for a guy ... a guy like Nick Lachey:

"I want a man," she said. "Somebody who's a really great family guy... Gosh, just somebody who's strong enough to be my man."

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Sorry, guys. There are no Vanessa Minnillo nude pictures from her recent vacation with Nick Lachey.

The cute couple appears to have learned its lesson after a Mexican retreat a few months ago landed this twosome on the cover of every entertainment news outlet in the country.

Nick and Vanessa Photo

Candid sex photos will do that every time.

During a recent trip to San Juan, though, Lachey and Minnillo kept their bathing suits on. It's like they knew paparazzi would be watching or something. Amazing.

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Remember that Vanessa Minnillo nude photo?

It made us drool.

Birthday Boy and Girl

But this picture of the former TRL host and her boyfriend Nick Lachey just makes us laugh. He's huge! And he's coming right for us!

Imagine if Nick ever hooked up with Brooke Hogan. They'd destroy whatever bed or couch they were on.

Seen here, Nick Lachey is almost as giant as his ex-wife Jessica Simpson's boobs.

Almost.

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You'd think that seeing Vanessa Minnillo nude would be enough to satisfy Nick Lachey.

But his lovely girlfriend has made a point of giving this former boy bander public words of thanks, as well.

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"He's very supportive," Minnillo told People magazine Wednesday following an autograph session in New Jersey to launch her makeup line, Flirt. "He's here to support me."

Minnillo says she's "grateful" her and the ex-husband of Jessica Simpson have done so well. Somewhat randomly, she also mentioned the couple's work out routine to the publication:

"I do a lot of reps," she said. "I don't want to bulk up."

Well, at least she didn't bring in a camera to film her and Lachey's training session, like Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt recently did.

Lastly, Vanessa gushed about her cosmetics line, calling it "surreal" and saying she "picked out every color [of the eye shadows], I mixed and picked the colors for the lip glosses."

Sounds like life is great for this couple. Don't expect them to follow the lead of Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil any time soon.

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Hey, ladies: if you can turn your eyes away from Zac Efron and Pete Wentz's beautiful bangs for a moment, we have a new match-up of hot men for you:

The first has seen Vanessa Minnillo nude. But Nick Lachey himself doesn't look half bad half naked, does he?

Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne Picture

Brody Jenner, meanwhile, has enjoyed his fair share of ladies. They're almost too numerous to recite, but included on this stud's bedpost would be: Lindsay Lohan, Kristin Cavallari, Nicole Richie and Lauren Conrad.

So, which hunk would you prefer to take for a skinny dip?

Nick Lachey or Brody Jenner?

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Trust us here. Go ahead and enjoy pics of Vanessa Minnillo naked.

Just don't ask her boyfriend about them.

While doing an interview via satellite on July 10 from San Francisco for NYC's Fox's 5 morning show Good Day New York, Nick Lachey the topic of those infamous hot tub photos came up... and then the screen suddenly turned into a color-bar error message.

The show says the former boy band member pulled the plug himself. He was displeased with such celebrity gossip taking over his world.

"There was no technical problem," a rep for Fox 5 tells Us Weekly.

"Even the biggest divas in the business don't pull the plug on live interviews â€" it was a bizarre reaction to a simple question."

Here, Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo get it on in water again. They love being wet!

For his part, Lachey talked about the pics that day with Access Hollywood's Maria Menounos. However, Fox 5 wasn't the only one to have issues with the ex-husband of Jessica Simpson. Word is spreading that you don't bring up certain nude photos with the man.

A producer for another talk show tells Us Weekly that when they were scheduled to do a satellite interview the same day, the star's handlers "told our control room, ‘Don't ask about the hot tub pics.'"

We don't know why not. Nick has a lovely girlfriend. He should be proud. You didn't see the husband of Kristine Lefebvre say the same thing.

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How much would you pay for a picture of Nick Lachey nude? How about Vanessa Minnillo nude? Or even both?

Reportedly, if you're OK! magazine, there is a price tag to be put on such sex photos: $400,000.

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Indeed, the Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo sex pics have been purchased for just under a half million dollars, according to a report from the New York Daily News. But does this mean we'll get to see each and every naked pose?

Like those Lindsay Lohan nude photos that supposedly exist, this remains unclear.

Yes, Vanessa Minnillo is naked in this photo from Maxim. But it's not included in the batch a magazine recently purchased.

Just because OK! dished out the case for these for these photographs doesn't mean the publication plans on running them. While sources say the images are fairly tame - although nowhere near as tame as those Amy Polumbo pics - they would still damage Lachey's career because he has built a sweet, innocent reputation for himself.

As such, OK! - which is known for actually protecting people and not giving in to the pressures of the celebrity photo world - might keep them locked up. But that would beg the question:

Did they really pay so much money just to keep a secret for Nick and Vanessa?

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Nick Lachey has always seemed like a grounded individual.

How else do you put up with the whining of Jessica Simpson during years of marriage?

Nick and Nessa

So it doesn't come as a surprise that this former boy band member and current hunk put the flak regarding photos of himself and girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo nude in perspective.

"Where's the scandal? I was in Mexico with my girlfriend celebrating our anniversary together on a private vacation," Lachey said. "It's not like I was caught with a Mexican hooker."

It's hard to argue with those points. Heidi Fleiss wasn't involved. David Hans Schmidt didn't sponsor the act. It was simply two consentual adults expressing their love for one another.

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo choose to wear bathing suits during this dip. Probably a good idea from now on.

Of course, this doesn't mean Nick wants the world to see such sex photos. He has taken legal action against them being released, hiring lawyer Marty Singer to prevent the most lewd pic from being seen.

"We've all gone out and had a few too many and done something stupid. We've all made mistakes," Lachey added.

Honestly, Nick, having sex with your girlfriend is far from a drunken mistake. It sounds like Amy Polumbo may have made far worse errors in judgment.

A source, meanwhile, called the pictures "Paris Hilton sex tape level."

But weren't people disappointed with the amount of nudity in that grainy video? Wake us when you come up with something that Olivia Mojica sex tape level.

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The previous Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo sex photo we posted was difficult to see.

No doubt the former boy bander was going all Ray J on his girlfriend like she was Kim Kardashian, but the image itself was very fuzzy.

Nick and Vanessa Photo

Not so for the pics below, however.

While there are no specific sightings of any giant boobs or private parts, these photos are rather clear. One look at Nick's face and you can see how focused he is on the task at hand: pleasing the nude Vanessa Minnillo in front of him.

A very nude Nick Lachey appears to be concentrating fully on Vanessa Minnillo naked and the exciting opportunity in front of him.

More power to the hunky singer, of course. But while we're thankful he's letting us take a gander at this exciting sex act, we're just curious: where were the Jessica Simpson nude pics when you were married to that beauty, Nick?

Come on. Throw celebrity gossip fans some action shots from back then, too. It's only fair.

Nick Lachey Biography

The Man is a Stud Muffin Nick Lachey is the former husband of Jessica Simpson. He's now dating Vanessa Minnillo and appears to be a down to earth fella. We like... More »
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[on Jessica Simpson's weight gain] I can't believe it's this big of a story and people are making such a huge deal about it. I'm never ceased to be amazed by people's reactions to things.

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I wish her nothing but the best, and I hope she's happy - whatever size that comes in.

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