Nick Carter

We're gonna build the suspense just a tiny bit longer.

First, we'll say that Nick Carter opened up about his sex life on the Howard Stern Radio Show this week (no, not the Howard Stern that married Anna Nicole Smith).

And why will he never forget the first girl got it on with? Because she grew up to become the infamous Florida teacher who bedded a 13-year-old student!

Indeed, the former member of The Backstreet Boys said he dated Debbie LeFave, 23, for 18 months when they were classmates, ending things with her when he learned from pals "she had cheated on me with a girl."

He kept quiet when the scandal broke because, "my publicist is like, stay as far away from that [bleep] as you can."

Probably good advice. Meanwhile, Carter also discussed his sex sessions with Paris Hilton.

"In the very beginning, you know, she was literally cleaning my carpet in my apartment ... trying to act all domesticated," he said. "And then, before you know it, a month or two goes by and it's back to the old nose up in the air and who are you?"

Of all the women he's slept with, Hilton wasn't atop the list - which is strange because she's on top of most guys. Zing!

LeFave was "probably No. 1. But maybe that's just because it was my first. Actually a lot of the girls I've just had the best sex with or best anything with have been just normal girls."

As opposed to abnormal girls. Like Brooke Hogan.

Nick is babbling away now to promote his new show E! show, House of Carters, in which his life is chronicled alongside brother, Aaron Carter. We can't wait!

We don't care if Nick and Aaron Carter are only making headlines now to hype up their reality show, House of Carters.

We'll take any chance we can get to publish Paris Hilton bashing.

Back in July 2004, Nick wasn't in the spotlight due to the latest hit from his group, The Backstreet Boys. Instead, accusations flew that he had abused Hilton during the couple's relationship.

Two years later, the 26-year-old singer is finally ready to talk about his rocky romance with Paris - and just as his reality show is starting. Amazing timing!

"I thought the fact that she had money and was famous meant I wouldn'have to worry about somebody using me," he says. "I thought that. Wrong. I kind of fell head over heels for this girl. And I probably shouldn't have."

As time went on, each side figured this whole monogomous thing was dated. Paris snuggled up with House of Wax co-star, Chad Michael Murray. Naturally, Nick had to snag some action himself to keep up.

We're just gonna assume, like any warm-blooded male, that he had Lindsay Lohan on speed dial for such an occasion.

Carter, of course, denies any allegations of abuse and even Hilton haters at The Gossip wouldn't advocate physically hurting this female. We'd just force her to watch a Dustin Diamond sex tape on continuous loop.

Yech.