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As of this week, you can take Octomom: Home Alone into your own home, as the self-pleasuring pornographic film starring Nadya Suleman hit stores on Monday.

Try not to lose your lunch as you view its official trailer:

Faced with criticism for appearing in such a movie, Suleman recently spoke to CBS affiliate KPHO in Phoenix and made it clear that she doesn't care what the public thinks. She is touching herself on camera for 14 reasons only: her kids.

“They take precedence,” Octomom said. “It's no one's business how I live life, raise my children or generate revenue to raise my children."

And this includes a recent stripping gig in Florida.

Octomom said it was "unfathomable" that she would do such X-rated things to earn money back in 2009, but times have changed, the economy is in bad shape and, oh yeah… she's a single mother to 14 kids!

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You asked for it, and you ... well, okay, no one in their right mind would ask for this, but it's our job to give it to you anyway. So here you go!

It's been what, three days since your last dose of Octomom porn? Too long if you ask us. That's why we're sharing the cover with you today.

Nadya Suleman's first pornographic video, Octomom: Home Alone is available to purchase online. Here's the cover promoting the work of art:

Octomom Home Alone Cover

In the trailer and in promotional Nadya Suleman pictures, she can be seen lying on a leopard-print sheet, wearing short-shorts and a dangerously low-cut top.

One that she pulls down to reveal her breasts, natch.

Given that she's, you know, Home Alone, Octomom proceeds to go to town on herself, attempting to be sexy while surrounded by baby clothes and so on.

Bottom line, no one is buying this, we hope. But feel free to tell us otherwise if you have or just wish Octo would go away already, in the comments:

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The moment you have not been waiting for has arrived: Octomom's porn movie has a HOT trailer, and we've posted it for you here if you're into that sort of thing.

Yes. Following last week's Octomom porn photos, Wicked Pictures has released a trailer for Nadya Suleman's inaugural adult film, called Octomom: Home Alone.

Fitting, as you might make the famous Macaulay Culkin face after watching it. The NO-face, you could say. Anyway, FOLLOW THIS LINK for the Octomom porn trailer!

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If you're a fan of Nadya Suleman, or just tempted by morbid curiosity or looking for a gag gift for an unwitting friend, the porno film is due out later this summer.

Despite adamant claims in years past that she'd never do porn to pay the bills, Octo caved obviously, though she still refuses to touch another human's flesh.

Appropriate, since she applied the same rules to getting pregnant.

According to Wicked, the film features the mother of 14 in a variety of "erotic vignettes" that "take playful aim at different aspects of her Octomom persona."

Try to at least aim away from the computer while vomiting.

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A new onslaught of promotional photos for Nadya Suleman's adult film debut with Wicked Pictures have been released and are available for your consumption.

Sorry ... or you're welcome, we don't know.

All depends how you feel about Octomom, really. Speaking of feeling Octomom, she's the only one doing the honors in this porn flick. It's a solo effort.

Looks like a pleasurable one, at that ...

Octomom O-Face

The photos, which are shockingly graphic, show Octomom completely naked and doing the unspeakable ... while surrounded by baby/household stuff.

She looks good for having had 14 kids though. Gotta give her that.

Maybe this will even help her feed and clothe them and buy more than one working toilet. Here's hoping! Octomom: Home Alone comes out June 20.

Click to enlarge more great/terrible Octomom photos from it:

  • Topless Nadya Octomom Suleman
  • Octomom Topless
  • Nadya Suleman Topless
  • Ironing
  • Nadya Octomom Suleman Picture
  • Octomom Flashes Boobs
  • Octomom Cowgirl

Octomom: Would you hit it?

 

[Photos: Wicked Pictures]

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Octomom is certainly taking her new porn career seriously.

Perhaps inspired by Lindsay Lohan's wardrobe malfunction, the mother of 14 can be seen spilling out of her skimpy top and fully glammed up in this photo from the set of her self pleasure video, which she recently completed filming.

Take a look at one of the most revealing Octomom pics yet:

Octomom, Porn Star

The gold and black bikini snapshot of Nadya Suleman, was leaked by another porn star, Jessica Drake, who "coached" Octo through her "performance."

The porn studio behind the video, Wicked Pictures, quotes Nadya in a press release, saying Drake "opened up my eyes to a whole world of self-pleasure."

Drake says, "I am honored to have helped [Suleman] explore her sexuality."

According to the release, the video shows Octomom in a "variety of erotic scenarios" all focused on solo masturbation and poking fun at her public persona.

Octomom, who recently booked a stripper gig as well, calls the experience "the best, most powerful, and most liberating thing I've ever done."

Good to know, Octo. Tell us ... Nadya Suleman: Would you hit it?

 

[Photo: Wicked Pictures]

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Octomom's adult film shoot last week meant plenty of nerves for first-time porn star Nadya Suleman, but now that it's over, she's stoked for it to come out!

"My first shoot was amazing," Octomom told the Huffington Post.

Of her XXX-rated masturbation video, she says, "It was such a learning experience for me in so many ways. I don't think I could have asked for a better crew to work with. They were so patient and willing to teach me."

Octomom on Porn Set

"I owe a lot to Wicked Pictures' Jessica Drake; she opened my eyes to a whole different world of self-pleasure that I could have never imagined."

"They made me look so glamorous, and for the first time in my life, I felt beautiful and sexy. I'm very excited for it to come out!"

The video, directed by adult film star Brad Armstrong, is scheduled to be released in mid-June by a major online adult entertainment company.

At the shoot, Nadya also posed for a set of photographs in which she's seated at the head of a long table, her body covered with Spaghetti=Os.

Try to aim away from the computer when you vomit.

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Octomom's first day as a porn star is in the books.

The beleaguered, bankrupt mom of 14 completed her first day of XXX shooting at a porn mansion in L.A.'s San Fernando Valley Thursday, and it went well!

Octo (real name Nadya Suleman) is starring in a new film in which she will be pleasuring herself ... since she refuses to do porn involving other human beings.

She was nervous at first, but got the hang of it.

Octo Nadya Suleman Picture

Before the shoot, producers decided it would be a good idea to screen some porno flicks for the clearly nervous Nadya as an educational tool of sorts.

When it was time for Octomom to get down to business, TMZ reports that she was a pro. A source even said, "She was a natural. She looked great!!"

Yay!

No word on how much she's making for the masturbation movie, but she may need to film a bunch of sequels to pay off at least $500,000 in debt.

[Photo: WENN.com]

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Octomom Nadya Suleman has vowed never to do porn to pay the bills ... but a video of her self-completing solo could be in the works, reports say.

Desperate times call for desperate o-faces.

Nadya is so determined to build a future for her 14 kids that she is now willing to star in porn, so long as she doesn't touch another "human's flesh."

Interestingly, she didn't touch any flesh in getting pregnant with her mega brood. Woman was impregnated every time via IVF and has no partner!

Hot Nadya Suleman

"I wouldn't even kiss somebody for money," Suleman told HLN's Showbiz Tonight. "I would not even kiss somebody. I wouldn't touch somebody."

Just herself. TMZ reports that she's already hooked up with an online adult entertainment company to will shoot a masturbation video this summer.

As for how much she'll make for it, it's unclear, but it will reportedly be a lot more than that magazine paid for a couple of pics of Octomom nude.

On Monday, Nadya Suleman filed for bankruptcy protection, saying:

"I have had to make some difficult decisions this year, and filing Chapter 7 was one of them. I have to do what is best for my children and I need a fresh start."

One that involves pleasuring herself on video apparently.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]

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Octomom's topless photo shoot in Closer Magazine, which hit the Internet yesterday, didn't exactly impress Steve Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment fame.

From a business perspective at least.

Yes, the Octomom nude pics were eye-opening from a certain standpoint, but Hirsch can't believe how much she just lowered her XXX market value.

Octo Pic

Hirsch, if you recall, offered Octo (a.k.a. Nadya Suleman) $1 MILLION in 2009 to star in a movie with his company. She shot that offer down hard.

Ditto the $500,000 offer he made her in 2010 for ONE SCENE. The point of all this? Closer allegedly paid her a modest 10 grand for the nude pics.

Citing a "market correction," yet intrigued by Nadya's sudden willingness to get naked, Hirsch is making her another offer to join the Vivid ranks.

The deal: $100,000 to appear in THREE hardcore sex scenes. A million bucks was so '09. "Regrettably your market value has diminished," he says.

She might be desperate enough to strip down to pay rent, but nude stills are a far cry from getting probed on video. Don't hold your breath Steve.

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The foreclosure watch is on, and the clock is ticking. Octomom Nadya Suleman has until October 9 to cough up some serious cash or lose her home.

Her prospects for financial solvency are looking about as bad as the odds of her public humiliation are good, but her prayers may still be answered.

All thanks to a generous, PG-13 offer from an adult film company.

Swingin' Octo

Will Octomom ride Vivid's new offer to financial recovery?

Vivid Entertainment has been trying to get Nadya Suleman to star in a hard core porn flick for months, a prospect she has rebuffed unequivocally.

Given her reluctance, Vivid president Steve Hirsch has tailored his offer, and is now trying to get her a job - as a production assistant on XXX films!

Hirsch is willing to pay her $1,000 a day to be a member of his production crew, a job where she wouldn't even have to have sex or get naked.

A grand per day. That's a lot of money, even if "production assistant" is kind of a "fluff" job, if you get what we're saying. Please tell us you to.