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Nadya "Octomom" Suleman turns 37 years old today.

In honor of the occasion, let's consider other relevant numbers related to the woman whose cavernous lady part has seen more traffic than that of Lindsay Lohan:

Octomom Bikini Photo

So happy birthday, Octo! Hope your new man, Frankie Grageda, has a very special treat planned, if you know what we mean. If you know what we mean, sorry for that imagery, especially on the West Coast where it's almost lunchtime.

Click to enlarge some of our favorite Nadya Suleman pics through the years ...

  • Octomom Porn Photo
  • Octomom and Frankie Grageda
  • Octomom Home Alone Cover
  • Nadya Suleman Got BACK!
  • Octomom Necklace
  • Octo Mom Picture
  • Octomom Cowgirl
  • Octomom Boxing
  • Octomom, Porn Star
  • Octo Pic
  • Octomom Childbirth Scar
  • Not Interested
  • Nadya Suleman Photos
  • Octofreak
  • You Da Mom!

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Octomom Nadya Suleman's octuplets turn three today.

Pray for them. Even if you're not religious ... just pray.

We're legitimately shocked they all survived this long, looking relatively healthy to boot, with her as the mom, but hey, it's a very pleasant surprise. Eight times over.

Octomom Birthday Party

Nadya Suleman took her octuplets out for some fun to celebrate, hitting up the Seascape Kids Fun venue in Los Angeles. Looks like a good time was had, except perhaps by the random paparazzi guy creeping in the background.

Suleman's octuplets are Noah, Maliyah, Isaiah, Nariah, Makai, Josiah, Jeremiah and Jonah.

Her other children are Elijah Makai, Amerah Yasmeen, Joshua Jacob, Aiden, Calyssa Airelle and Caleb Kai. Yes, that makes 14 kids and no jobs in all.

Again, pray for them.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]

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Nadya Denise Doud-Suleman Gutierrez, better known as just Nadya Suleman, or just the drain on society we call Octomom, is 35 today. Happy birthday, we guess!

The California lady gave birth to octuplets in January 2009, only the second full set to be born alive in the United States. Oh, and she had six children prior to that.

And no job, and no partner.

No wonder she's living hand-to-mouth. Free advice to all you unemployed single ladies out there - think twice before having 14 children via IVF. You're welcome.

So congratulations, Nads, on one more year of bilking taxpayers! Many happy returns! Click to enlarge some gems from our gallery of Nadya Suleman pictures:

  • You Da Mom!
  • Octomom From Hell
  • Vagina = Clown Car
  • Octomom For PETA
  • The Awful Octo Mom
  • Octo-freak

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One year ago today, Nadya Suleman spawned eight babies at the same time, etching a permanent place in celebrity news history and on local welfare rolls.

Detestable as this excuse for a human being is, it's not Noah, Makai, Josiah, Jeremiah, Maliyah, Isaiah, Nariyah or Jonah's fault. Happy birthday, kiddos!

We hope you enjoy your birthday cake today while mom "works" - she's slimming down for a bikini shoot courtesy of Star magazine. Hey, it's money.

Whatever she's doing, it seems to be working ...

Octo-freak

Octomom has lost a lot of weight. And likely had some serious work done on her face. Is she trying to look like Angelina Jolie? Yeesh. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

As for the scene at home? It's understandably chaotic.

"That place is a buzz," says Jeff Czech, attorney for Nadya Suleman. "There's constant cooking, constant cleaning, and if not cooking and cleaning, there's a baby in the kitchen sink, and Nadya's giving one of the kids a bath. It's a swirl of activity."

Naturally, Octofreak enjoys the help of three live-in nannies she probably relies on state aid to pay for at her La Habra, Calif., home. Hey, you gotta free up time to lose 145 pounds at the gum and score celebrity news magazine covers.

And so goes the life of the Octomom. So ... would you hit it?

 

Nadya Suleman Biography

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Birthplace
Fullerton, California
Full Name
Nadya Denise Suleman
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