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One year ago today, Nadya Suleman spawned eight babies at the same time, etching a permanent place in celebrity news history and on local welfare rolls.

Detestable as this excuse for a human being is, it's not Noah, Makai, Josiah, Jeremiah, Maliyah, Isaiah, Nariyah or Jonah's fault. Happy birthday, kiddos!

We hope you enjoy your birthday cake today while mom "works" - she's slimming down for a bikini shoot courtesy of Star magazine. Hey, it's money.

Whatever she's doing, it seems to be working ...

Octo-freak

Octomom has lost a lot of weight. And likely had some serious work done on her face. Is she trying to look like Angelina Jolie? Yeesh. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

As for the scene at home? It's understandably chaotic.

"That place is a buzz," says Jeff Czech, attorney for Nadya Suleman. "There's constant cooking, constant cleaning, and if not cooking and cleaning, there's a baby in the kitchen sink, and Nadya's giving one of the kids a bath. It's a swirl of activity."

Naturally, Octofreak enjoys the help of three live-in nannies she probably relies on state aid to pay for at her La Habra, Calif., home. Hey, you gotta free up time to lose 145 pounds at the gum and score celebrity news magazine covers.

And so goes the life of the Octomom. So ... would you hit it?

 

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Seven down, one to go.

The last of the famous octuplets born to Nadya Suleman - a boy born at just 1 lb., 8 oz. - has tripled in weight and is getting close to being able to go home.

"Jonah is doing very well. He's thriving. He's getting stronger each day," said Mandhir Gupta, a neonatologist at Kaiser Permanente Bellflower Medical Center.

Jonah has grown to 4 lbs., 6 oz. since his birth Jan. 26 with seven other babies, who have since gone home to their mother, Nadya Suleman, a.k.a. Octomom.

The octuplets have six older siblings. Octomom has no job.

Jonah "needs time to continue to grow," Gupta says, but he's headed home soon. All the better to get him on TV for the Octomom reality show she craves so bad!

Octomom is totally full of $h!t when she says she's not doing a reality show - sources say she's been in talks with producers as recent as ... well, yesterday.

No deal has been struck, however, at least not yet.

Amazingly, Octomom told producers she wants to limit face time for the babies - but not because she actually cares. She just took a lot of heat from Kaiser Permanente after she allowed the media virtually unlimited access to the kids.

We can only hope some network will be desperate enough to give her a show. First, so the taxpayers can get some temporary relief from supporting her, and second, for the inevitable Octomom vs. Gloria Allred cage match.

Follow the jump for a video of attention-loving Octomom addressing some of the recent controversies about her and her ginormous brood ...

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Nadya Suleman Biography

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Birthplace
Fullerton, California
Full Name
Nadya Denise Suleman
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