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Octomom Nadya Suleman is renowned for her gargantuan brood, which she welcomed into the world five years ago this weekend, January 26, 2009.

Yup, the Octuplets are turning five, which you probably didn't know, because for all her notoriety, the often scandal-plagued parent is fairly ... private?

Despite all the attention she's generated, including lately with her arrest for welfare fraud, Suleman has kept her big family largely out of the public eye.

At least when it comes to her kids, personal life and history. So who is the medical marvel who birthed the only full set of octuplets to survive the first week?

In honor of the kids' milestone Sunday, here are eight things you may or may not know about 38-year-old Nadya Suleman, forever known as Octomom ...

Who's Your Daddy?
Suleman, who was married from 1996 to 2008, has never publicly identified the father of any of her children, but says it's not her ex. BTW she has 14 kids. Yes, she had SIX BEFORE the octuplets.

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Nadya Suleman was paid another visit by the Los Angeles Department of Child Services amid fresh allegations that she is unfit to raise her 14 kids.

Amazingly, this is unrelated to the Octomom topless strip club gig.

Octomom Bangs

Workers from the DCFS arrived at Nads' home Saturday night after a former nanny complained that she's been under the influence and her kids are suffering.

According to the nanny, Octomom is on drugs, drinking heavily to the point of blacking out and forgetting key details (reporting her kid missing when he wasn't, etc).

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Police were called to Octomom Nadya Suleman's home Thursday after she reported her seven-year-old son missing ... only it turns out he wasn't really.

For whatever reason, the maligned mother of 14 was convinced her son was not dropped off by the school bus at the usual time and freaked the f--k out.

Nadya Picture

School officials were confused, however, since the bus driver said he personally witnessed her greet the child when he was dropped off at home.

That's Octomom for you.

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Should Octomom Nadya Suleman have custody of her 14 kids transferred to local officials? She's clearly in way over her head, and currently under investigation by DCFS over the horrendous living conditions in her La Habra, Calif., residence.

This has renewed debate over what is in the children's best interest.

Octo Mom

Octomom's hairstylist, Stephanie, called the cops on her after laying eyes on the squalor - one working toilet, graffiti, malnourished and unclean bodies - first hand.

DCFS officials are deciding what to do with the children, though Orange County police said Wednesday that no criminal investigation against Nadya is pending.

Cops who conducted preliminary interviews at the home said “no crimes were noticed,” but that doesn't mean she can't - and shouldn't - give up her brood.

Sad as it is, if kids are defecating outside, sleeping on floors and getting locked in rooms while Nadya Suleman does chores, would they be better off elsewhere?

No one wants a family to be broken up, but she's not doing those kids - or taxpayers - any favors right now. Tell us: Should Octomom's kids be taken away?

 

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Nadya "Octomom" Suleman shared some thoughts on her octuplets, who just turned three, on UStream this weekend. She likened raising them to fecal matter.

To be fair, she did not say they're crap overall, and believes the blessings far outweigh the negatives. Still, you may want to reconsider your word choice, Nads.

In a 30-minute nonsensical rant, Octomom lashes out for 21 minutes against her haters, whom she calls "obsessors" that "hide behind their computer screen."

She then gets into the "joy" of child-rearing ...

Recalling the conception of her octuplets, Nadya Suleman acts like she had no control in the matter and says she prayed, "Please God, don't let there be eight!"

She says she's not showing them on UStream because "I want to protect them and ... I got in trouble a little bit showing the eight in the beginning." Mmm.

About 19 minutes in, she says, "Is this easy? God no, it's not easy at all! I'm not going to be trying to don any façade and say 'Oh yeah, life is a piece of cake.'"

"It's not. It's a piece of poop ... eight pieces of poop, all day long."

Nadya then adds that the "rewards outweigh anything negative" and that "Your opinion of me and my family, it's none of my business, so lets keep it that way."

Perhaps referring to her kids as poop isn't the best way to assure that, Octo, but it looks like she's keeping her weekly UStream show going. Thank goodness.

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Octomom Nadya Suleman's octuplets turn three today.

Pray for them. Even if you're not religious ... just pray.

We're legitimately shocked they all survived this long, looking relatively healthy to boot, with her as the mom, but hey, it's a very pleasant surprise. Eight times over.

Octomom Birthday Party

Nadya Suleman took her octuplets out for some fun to celebrate, hitting up the Seascape Kids Fun venue in Los Angeles. Looks like a good time was had, except perhaps by the random paparazzi guy creeping in the background.

Suleman's octuplets are Noah, Maliyah, Isaiah, Nariah, Makai, Josiah, Jeremiah and Jonah.

Her other children are Elijah Makai, Amerah Yasmeen, Joshua Jacob, Aiden, Calyssa Airelle and Caleb Kai. Yes, that makes 14 kids and no jobs in all.

Again, pray for them.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]

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Nadya "Octomom" Suleman dragged her octuplets (and their SIX OLDER SIBLINGS) to the beach for a day of fun in the sun yesterday outside of Los Angeles, Calif.

The 14 youngsters enjoyed the sea and sands and had a picnic with mom, totally for free, with no photographers paying for Nadya Suleman pictures like this.

Fourteen. IF Angelina Jolie is pregnant, she will have HALF that.

Here is Nads is with Noah, Maliyah, Isaiah, Nariah, Makai, Josiah, Jeremiah and Jonah. Her other kids are Elijah, Amerah, Joshua, Aiden, Calyssa and Caleb.

Those poor kids.

Octomom, Family

SCARRED FOR LIFE: That applies to these kids. And THG after seeing her pregnant.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]

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Nadya Suleman recently reached out to Dr. Drew because she felt she was at the end of her rope financially and mentally. Simply put, Octomom is an Octomess.

She has no money to feed her 14 kids. She is overwhelmed, in debt and battling to make ends meet. No one is exactly bending over backwards to help out.

Enter Dr. Drew, the first man on every struggling American's speed dial.

Octomom and Dr. Drew

"I'm in a situation now where we are legally broke. Living check to check. Every single thing I do is just me surviving and trying to provide for my family," she said.

The jobless baby factory went on to lament that: "Right now I'm having a bit of issues with the faucet, so I'm kind of bathing them now in the kitchen sink."

THG NOTE: That's sad for the kids, yes, but who gets artificially inseminated with eight more kids when they're already raising six they can't afford? Absurd.

To help Nads and her children, Dr. Drew offered her schooling to get certified in personal training, a years worth of cleaning services and a year of child care.

Dr. Drew told her after their sit-down, "I've seen how you suffer, that's why we wanted to do this. We want to make this survivable. Your kids survival."

The taxpayers of La Habra, Calif., may want to send Double D a nice fruit basket.

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Mother of 14 and non-sexual being Nadya Suleman threw down in a celebrity boxing match in Fort Lauderdale, Fla., over the weekend, winning the tournament.

Afterward, she showed off her battle scars. Scars from childbirth, that is, not from the boxing itself. Whether or not Octomom was drugged when those eight embryos were implanted inside her, the kids packed a wallop on the way out.

You're welcome.

  • Octomom the Boxer
  • Octomom Childbirth Scar

[Photos: Pacific Coast News]

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Octomom Nadya Suleman shows off her girls in a new Christmas card. She also showed off some of her daughters and sons - nine of 14 to be exact.

No word on whether the other five were in a time out, or why the pony was included, but it's nice to see they're enjoying these final weeks at home.

She owes a modest $450,000 by January 1 or it's foreclosure time.

Doesn't Octomom put you in a festive mood?

At least Nadya Suleman can wear that low-cut tank top for a Christmas card and hold her head high knowing she sets a good example as a role model for her brood.

Despite being courted often by Vivid Entertainment for various adult film roles, she will not demean herself just because she's in debt. Woman is truly classy.

In case you were wondering, here's 2009's Octomom Christmas card. Y'know, e-cards are a much cheaper option when you're short on cash. Just saying, lady.

Nadya Suleman Biography

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Birthplace
Fullerton, California
Full Name
Nadya Denise Suleman
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