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In the wake of Octomom Nadya Suleman's decision not to show any T&A in their club, T's Lounge is suing her to make she sure she doesn't take her assets elsewhere.

T's Lounge wants at least $15,000 for the trouble of hiring, then losing, Nadya Suleman to rival Playboy Gentleman's Club in Hollywood, Fla., which secured her "services" after she unceremoniously bailed on T's last month.

The true damages are "unascertainable," the suit laments ... but $15K will do it.

Octo Mom Nadya Suleman

Octomom bailed on the gig amid trash talk from T's strippers, she says. The club denies this, but says regardless, she can't strip in the area for at least 90 days.

Also, per the lawsuit, her contract stipulated that she needed to give 35 days' notice if she intended to cancel, and that she only gave them 34 before pulling out.

"It means so much to be the first one to get her," T's owner Gary Odle said to the Palm Beach Post. "With this sort of thing, you have to be first out of the box."

Probably Wicked Pictures' rationale for fast-tracking the Octomom porn film.

Barring a judge's intervention, hornballs/gawkers can still go to the Playboy Gentleman's Club on Friday to "see Octomom take it off," or so their ads say.

[Photo: WENN.com]

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Palm, meet forehead ... Octomom Nadya Suleman is about to make her musical debut, in the form of a hot new dance track to be released Wednesday, August 1.

Between the Octomom porn movie, her horror film role, the upcoming stripper gig, and the payday loan endorsement deal, her resume sure is growing.

And ridiculous. For whatever reason, Global Groove Entertainment signed her to a deal and already produced her debut single, "Get on the Dance Floor."

It will feature Octomom singing and rapping. Seriously.

Octomom Nadya

Incredibly, the song is being produced by DJ Mr. Mig and Mike Rizzo, who have worked with acts such as Britney Spears, Usher, Beyonce and Taylor Swift.

You can thank her Home Alone porno too. Octomom "felt so liberated" after filming the self-pleasure video, she wanted to find more ways to express herself.

She's also got a boyfriend now in Frankie Grageda ... a 23-year-old bodybuilder. Yes, some guy out there is on the verge of having intercourse with Octomom.

Back to the song: Nadya Suleman allegedly took voice lessons, so you KNOW this will be a watershed moment in music history. Or at least worthy of a post on THG.

August 1 ... the Mayans were only off by six months.

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Nadya “Octomom” Suleman’s new boyfriend Frankie Grageda is - brace yourself for this stunner - a guy who has played the love-for-fame game before.

Gregada, who goes by Frankie G, makes his living as an amateur bodybuilder, but was a contestant on the dating show Who Wants To Date a Comedian?

Yes, that's apparently a real show.

Frankie G and Nadya Suleman

Before he started dating Nadya Suleman earlier this year, Frankie G - who said he was an EMT and part-time exotic dancer - competed against two other guys to win a date with a curvaceous comedienne named Marla Shultz.

It sounds like he made a decent impression at least.

“He’s a gorgeous, hot piece of a$$, he’s beautiful with the sparkling eyes, and you know what? I like the way he shakes his groove thang,” Schultz said of Frankie.

Frankie responded that he liked women with a bit more “cushion,” which may also explain the appeal of the upcoming Octomom porn movie to the 23-year-old.

In the finale, Marla picked Frankie and promptly had him remove his shirt. “I have really good taste,” she said. Spoiler alert: Frankie and Marla did not work out.

Her loss (?), Octomom's gain.

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Octomom Nadya Suleman and new boyfriend Frankie Grageda went on a date this week. Stunning and breaking news right there, we know. Breathe.

Who knows how you arrange a babysitter when you have 14 children and a house in foreclosure, but lo and behold, Octomom apparently pulled it off.

Gotta make time for yourself and your love life, right?!

Octomom and Frankie Grageda

Octo began dating Frankie G, a 23-year-old bodybuilder, two months ago.

That's a decent chunk of time, but the pair had not been able to go on their first real date without the brood until this week, when Frankie stepped up to the plate.

He reportedly got a friend to watch the kids so he could take her to the beach in Santa Monica! There, she reenacted these scenes from the Octomom porn movie.

Just kidding ... but it wouldn't have surprised us.

The two worked out together on the beach, with Frankie Grageda helping her get in shape for her stripper gig at The Playhouse in Hollywood, Fla., on July 13.

Who said true romance was dead?

[Photo: TMZ]

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You asked for it, and you ... well, okay, no one in their right mind would ask for this, but it's our job to give it to you anyway. So here you go!

It's been what, three days since your last dose of Octomom porn? Too long if you ask us. That's why we're sharing the cover with you today.

Nadya Suleman's first pornographic video, Octomom: Home Alone is available to purchase online. Here's the cover promoting the work of art:

Octomom Home Alone Cover

In the trailer and in promotional Nadya Suleman pictures, she can be seen lying on a leopard-print sheet, wearing short-shorts and a dangerously low-cut top.

One that she pulls down to reveal her breasts, natch.

Given that she's, you know, Home Alone, Octomom proceeds to go to town on herself, attempting to be sexy while surrounded by baby clothes and so on.

Bottom line, no one is buying this, we hope. But feel free to tell us otherwise if you have or just wish Octo would go away already, in the comments:

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As the Nadya Suleman whirlwind media tour continues today with a bunch of photos of her in a pink bikini on a Miami beach, two things are apparent:

  1. Frankie Grageda is one lucky (or unlucky, depending on your taste) man
  2. The pics may be even more desperate than the Octomom porn trailer

Yeah. It's hard to look sexy when you're only doing this to support the 14 kids you had without even having sex and can't provide for, but she tries.

Nadya Suleman Cleavage

Yeah. Kate Upton bikini photos, these are not. To say the least.

Try as she might to show off her toned physique and make us forget what a destitute, attention-seeking, clueless, taxpayer-gouging human she is, it's not cutting it.

Or is it? You tell us! Click to enlarge more hot (or not) Octomom bikini pictures below and share your commentary on them in the comment section:

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Octomom: Would you hit it?

 

[Photos: Pacific Coast News]

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As you may have heard, Octomom has a new man in Frankie G.

Yes, Nadya Suleman, the woman with 14 kids and has been celibate for 13 years (she has to be the only human being who can claim that), has a boyfriend.

Frankie Grageda, who drops his surname in favor of G because it must sound cooler, is a 23-year-old amateur bodybuilder with Tanning Mom-esque skin.

Clearly, it's a match made in heaven:

Frankie G, Octomom Boyfriend

Video taken by TMZ showed the fitness buff welcoming her home from NYC at LAX airport Sunday. They've been together for two months, apparently.

Frankie admitted to the celeb news site that dating a chick with 14 kids makes for a different experience than he (or anyone else on Earth) is used to.

“It has its moments,” he said. “Obviously she has a lot of kids but it’s wonderful and I enjoy it. She’s a wonderful person, she has a good heart.”

Well, save for the whole Octomom porn thing.

Asked if their 13-year age difference would become an issue, Suleman, who met Frankie G in church, said: “No, I have the mind of an 18-year-old.”

And the financial sense of an 18-month-old.

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Why any person with half a brain (or dollar to his name) would even entertain the idea of dating Octomom, we have no earthly idea, but apparently Frankie G is.

Yes ... Nadya Suleman has a boyfriend.

Sound the cougar alarm, too. The 36-year-old mom of 14 arrived at LAX earlier today - returning from doing some PR for her new adult film in NYC (and presumably not flying Virgin America) - and her 23-year-old man picked her up outside.

Here's a photo of the cute couple:

Octomom, Boyfriend

Frankie G is an amateur bodybuilder. Shocking, we know.

No word if he's seen the Octomom porn, but when asked by TMZ how they met, good ol' Nads replied, "Through church." So ... maybe he hasn't seen the thing.

She also said in March that she's been celibate for 13 years - all 14 of her kids were conceived via IVF - and plans to remain so until her kids are 18.

Yeah right. Just use protection Frankie. PLEASE.

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Nadya Suleman recently endured some turbulence in the non-literal sense on a Virgin America flight, enduring taunts and poor treatment from the crew.

According to Octomom herself, at least.

Her manager, Gina Rodriguez, says they were en route from LA to NYC on Tuesday to promote some Octomom porn when the airline made their lives hell.

Hot Nadya Suleman

Rodriguez says they were forced to change seats, never got any beverages, overheard the crew making jokes about/laughing at Octomom and more.

On top of general rudeness, she also says Octomom was kicked out of the bathroom by a flight attendant for no apparent reason ... because that happens.

Nadya filed a complaint with the airline, telling TMZ, "I was shocked at how poorly they treated me on the plane" and "will never fly Virgin America again."

Rodriguez adds that she and Nadya Suleman confronted the flight attendants about their behavior and one said in response, "I know who you guys are!"

That's as good an excuse as any.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]

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Somewhat fittingly and ironically at the same time, the insolvent Nadya Suleman has inked a deal to endorse a service offering high-interest cash loans.

Often called payday loans, 'cause they get you through 'til your next paycheck, after which you pay it back (with massive fees), the products are banned in some states.

Why? The fast infusions of cash are marketed toward financially desperate people, offering access to $1,000 instantly! NO credit checks or faxing required!

OctoLoan

Octomom AND borderline criminal interest rates? Where do we sign up!

Now, just one day after exposing us to the Octomom porn trailer for her upcoming film, subtitled Home Alone, she's ready to introduce us to ... OctoLoan!

Slogan: When you're financially alone ... OctoLoan. Effing genius.

The company, which connects financially troubled consumers to shady lenders looking to exploit them with interest rates as high as 600%, is paying Nadya Suleman more than $10,000 to be the face of their brand in an advertising campaign.

Octo just shot a commercial for the company this week.

For a woman with zero common sense/cents - she had eight more kids while already struggling to support six with no job or partner - it's a match made in heaven.

Nadya Suleman Biography

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Birthplace
Fullerton, California
Full Name
Nadya Denise Suleman
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