Nadya Suleman

As the Nadya Suleman whirlwind media tour continues today with a bunch of photos of her in a pink bikini on a Miami beach, two things are apparent:

1. Frankie Grageda is one lucky (or unlucky, depending on your taste) man
2. The pics may be even more desperate than the Octomom porn trailer

Yeah. It's hard to look sexy when you're only doing this to support the 14 kids you had without even having sex and can't provide for, but she tries.

Yeah. Kate Upton bikini photos, these are not. To say the least.

Try as she might to show off her toned physique and make us forget what a destitute, attention-seeking, clueless, taxpayer-gouging human she is, it's not cutting it.

Or is it? You tell us! Click to enlarge more hot (or not) Octomom bikini pictures below and share your commentary on them in the comment section:

Octomom: Would you hit it?

[Photos: Pacific Coast News]

As you may have heard, Octomom has a new man in Frankie G.

Yes, Nadya Suleman, the woman with 14 kids and has been celibate for 13 years (she has to be the only human being who can claim that), has a boyfriend.

Frankie Grageda, who drops his surname in favor of G because it must sound cooler, is a 23-year-old amateur bodybuilder with Tanning Mom-esque skin.

Clearly, it's a match made in heaven:

Video taken by TMZ showed the fitness buff welcoming her home from NYC at LAX airport Sunday. They've been together for two months, apparently.

Frankie admitted to the celeb news site that dating a chick with 14 kids makes for a different experience than he (or anyone else on Earth) is used to.

“It has its moments,” he said. “Obviously she has a lot of kids but it’s wonderful and I enjoy it. She’s a wonderful person, she has a good heart.”

Well, save for the whole Octomom porn thing.

Asked if their 13-year age difference would become an issue, Suleman, who met Frankie G in church, said: “No, I have the mind of an 18-year-old.”

And the financial sense of an 18-month-old.

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Why any person with half a brain (or dollar to his name) would even entertain the idea of dating Octomom, we have no earthly idea, but apparently Frankie G is.

Yes ... Nadya Suleman has a boyfriend.

Sound the cougar alarm, too. The 36-year-old mom of 14 arrived at LAX earlier today - returning from doing some PR for her new adult film in NYC (and presumably not flying Virgin America) - and her 23-year-old man picked her up outside.

Here's a photo of the cute couple:

Frankie G is an amateur bodybuilder. Shocking, we know.

No word if he's seen the Octomom porn, but when asked by TMZ how they met, good ol' Nads replied, "Through church." So ... maybe he hasn't seen the thing.

She also said in March that she's been celibate for 13 years - all 14 of her kids were conceived via IVF - and plans to remain so until her kids are 18.

Yeah right. Just use protection Frankie. PLEASE.

Nadya Suleman recently endured some turbulence in the non-literal sense on a Virgin America flight, enduring taunts and poor treatment from the crew.

According to Octomom herself, at least.

Her manager, Gina Rodriguez, says they were en route from LA to NYC on Tuesday to promote some Octomom porn when the airline made their lives hell.

Rodriguez says they were forced to change seats, never got any beverages, overheard the crew making jokes about/laughing at Octomom and more.

On top of general rudeness, she also says Octomom was kicked out of the bathroom by a flight attendant for no apparent reason ... because that happens.

Nadya filed a complaint with the airline, telling TMZ, "I was shocked at how poorly they treated me on the plane" and "will never fly Virgin America again."

Rodriguez adds that she and Nadya Suleman confronted the flight attendants about their behavior and one said in response, "I know who you guys are!"

That's as good an excuse as any.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]

Somewhat fittingly and ironically at the same time, the insolvent Nadya Suleman has inked a deal to endorse a service offering high-interest cash loans.

Often called payday loans, 'cause they get you through 'til your next paycheck, after which you pay it back (with massive fees), the products are banned in some states.

Why? The fast infusions of cash are marketed toward financially desperate people, offering access to $1,000 instantly! NO credit checks or faxing required!

Octomom AND borderline criminal interest rates? Where do we sign up!

Now, just one day after exposing us to the Octomom porn trailer for her upcoming film, subtitled Home Alone, she's ready to introduce us to ... OctoLoan!

Slogan: When you're financially alone ... OctoLoan. Effing genius.

The company, which connects financially troubled consumers to shady lenders looking to exploit them with interest rates as high as 600%, is paying Nadya Suleman more than $10,000 to be the face of their brand in an advertising campaign.

Octo just shot a commercial for the company this week.

For a woman with zero common sense/cents - she had eight more kids while already struggling to support six with no job or partner - it's a match made in heaven.

The moment you have not been waiting for has arrived: Octomom's porn movie has a HOT trailer, and we've posted it for you here if you're into that sort of thing.

Yes. Following last week's Octomom porn photos, Wicked Pictures has released a trailer for Nadya Suleman's inaugural adult film, called Octomom: Home Alone.

Fitting, as you might make the famous Macaulay Culkin face after watching it. The NO-face, you could say. Anyway, FOLLOW THIS LINK for the Octomom porn trailer!

If you're a fan of Nadya Suleman, or just tempted by morbid curiosity or looking for a gag gift for an unwitting friend, the porno film is due out later this summer.

Despite adamant claims in years past that she'd never do porn to pay the bills, Octo caved obviously, though she still refuses to touch another human's flesh.

Appropriate, since she applied the same rules to getting pregnant.

According to Wicked, the film features the mother of 14 in a variety of "erotic vignettes" that "take playful aim at different aspects of her Octomom persona."

Try to at least aim away from the computer while vomiting.

Octomom Nadya Suleman's house has officially gone back into foreclosure.

The house officially went back to the bank after a disastrous foreclosure auction, during which Amer Haddadin, who owned the La Habra, Calif., home, lost it for good.

The auction took place this morning, but no one bid on the property.

Back to the bank it goes. The price was $355,643, a relatively modest sum for the OC. No takers, even with California mortgage rates at HISTORIC LOWS!

The real bummer for Haddadin? Since Nadya Suleman repeatedly failed to pay money that was supposed to go toward the monthly mortgage that Amer's on the hook for, and he couldn't cover it himself, he lost the property altogether.

We're guessing someone won't be lining up to buy any Octomom porn.

Incredibly, she's still living there, delinquent as ever. The bank will have to initiate eviction proceedings to kick Suleman out. Give it a couple of hours.

[Photo: WENN.com]

Nadya Suleman is being threatened with a lawsuit T's Lounge, a "classy" strip joint in West Palm Beach, Fla., that she was set to get topless in.

She canceled her stripper gig earlier this month, though, after major smack talk from some of the employees apparently soured her on the idea.

According to Octo's rep, a T's Lounge bartender said behind her back "She must be a little crazy. Normal people don't have that many children."

True as that is, she didn't take kindly to it and pulled out of the gig, meaning fans will have to rely on Octomom porn for their Suleman fix.

In the wake of the potential lawsuit, her rep, Gina Rodriguez, stands by her client, and is insistant that Suleman flaked on the gig for legitimate reasons.

"Nadya will not be appearing at this club in July or in the future," she said.

She would've gladly gone on stage, but "Nadya felt defamed and was in fear for her life to step into a club where they have already set a negative tone."

Yeah. Not an exaggeration at all.

Naturally, Suleman plans to file her own lawsuit against T's Lounge for defamation ... because saying Octomom's not normal is totally defamation.

[Photo: WENN.com]

Just to recap, a mentally unbalanced woman with six children somehow got a doctor to impregnate her with octuplets, and is now filming porn to provide for them.

Jimmy Kimmel helpfully reminded us of this last night before showing unsuspecting L.A. residents a side of Nadya "Octomom" Suleman they'd never seen.

Nor would they ever, ever wish to.

Jimmy Kimmel Shows People Octomom Photos

Kimmel couldn’t show the Octomom porn photos on TV, but he could show passersby the images and film their reactions, which were less than glowing.

The shots from the upcoming film, titled Octomom: Home Alone, led to some strong responses. “I’m about to throw up in my mouth,” one woman said.

“Maybe Rick Santorum was on to something with that banning porn idea,” Kimmel added, later lamenting that “I think porn has jumped the shark.”

Nadya Suleman has that effect on things. Namely porn and IVF.

A new onslaught of promotional photos for Nadya Suleman's adult film debut with Wicked Pictures have been released and are available for your consumption.

Sorry ... or you're welcome, we don't know.

All depends how you feel about Octomom, really. Speaking of feeling Octomom, she's the only one doing the honors in this porn flick. It's a solo effort.

Looks like a pleasurable one, at that ...

The photos, which are shockingly graphic, show Octomom completely naked and doing the unspeakable ... while surrounded by baby/household stuff.

She looks good for having had 14 kids though. Gotta give her that.

Maybe this will even help her feed and clothe them and buy more than one working toilet. Here's hoping! Octomom: Home Alone comes out June 20.

Click to enlarge more great/terrible Octomom photos from it:

Octomom: Would you hit it?

[Photos: Wicked Pictures]