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How much would you pay to date Octomom Nadya Suleman?

If you said $2,510, you're both really good at this game or certifiably nuts. Either way, you can experience the aforementioned scenario. How?

The adult film star, payday loan spokeswoman and otherwise employed mother of 14 is auctioning off a date with herself to earn some cash money.

Wonder how new BF Frankie Grageda feels about this ...

Nadya Suleman Got BACK!

Facing imminent foreclosure and removal from her La Habra, Calif., home, apparently Nadya begging fans for mortgage help didn't do the trick.

Octomom created an online dating profile for a site called What'sYourPrice (dot) com, where users can pay other users to go out with them.

There's at least some interest out there in the baby factory. Bidding started at a modest $500, and has since escalated to a more respectable $2,509.

Whoever bid that needs a psych evaluation, but $2,510 and she's yours for the taking. Her profile says she has 14 kids and loves to laugh.

The only question: What the heck you all waiting for, guys!?!

Octomom Nadya Suleman: Would you hit it?

 

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Despite the overwhelming success of the Octomom porn video as well as her stripper gig, payday loan endorsement deal and celebrity pillow fighting showdown, Nadya Suleman's significant cash money problems are still very real.

This time, she's at least asking fans for assistance, not taxpayers.

This assumes Octomom actually has fans, but you get the idea.

Nadya Suleman a.k.a. Octomom

As you may have heard, she was unable to make the California mortgage payments on her La Habra house and it was foreclosed on last month.

With two weeks to move out, and a permanent strain on her credit report, Octomom can she doesn't have enough cash to buy a new one, either.

Especially not a place that can house 14 kids and Frankie Grageda.

What's a struggling, increasingly shameless mom to do? Set up a page on GoFundMe (dot) com, where her fans can send her money online!

Her goal? A modest $150,000 to get started. No sweat.

We strongly encourage anyone to donate. Not because it's a worthy cause or anything, but because she may bankrupt the financial calamity known as California once her brood becomes a collective ward of the state.

[Photo: WENN.com]

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As of this week, you can take Octomom: Home Alone into your own home, as the self-pleasuring pornographic film starring Nadya Suleman hit stores on Monday.

Try not to lose your lunch as you view its official trailer:

Faced with criticism for appearing in such a movie, Suleman recently spoke to CBS affiliate KPHO in Phoenix and made it clear that she doesn't care what the public thinks. She is touching herself on camera for 14 reasons only: her kids.

“They take precedence,” Octomom said. “It's no one's business how I live life, raise my children or generate revenue to raise my children."

And this includes a recent stripping gig in Florida.

Octomom said it was "unfathomable" that she would do such X-rated things to earn money back in 2009, but times have changed, the economy is in bad shape and, oh yeah… she's a single mother to 14 kids!

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Octomom Nadya Suleman stripped down like a pro Friday night at Playhouse Gentleman's Club in Hallandale, Fla., and OMFG there are pics!!!!!!!!!

Sorry.

After months of anticipation and one lawsuit from a strip club she was initially supposed to perform at but bailed on, Octo made her debut last night.

If there were ever a picture worth 1,000 words (well, besides the Octomom porn trailer) it's this one of Nadya Suleman grinding on that pole ...

Octomom Stripper

Even though her time on stage was short - only two songs - the mother of 14 went all out with costumes, props and the like, as seen in these TMZ pics.

Her first song choice was set to Rihanna's song "S&M" (a fitting choice) and in her second, she donned a naughty schoolgirl outfit. BEYOND seductive.

If you're interested, and we can totally understand if you're not, click to enlarge more Nadya Suleman photos from her strip club debut right here ...

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Octomom: Would you hit it?

 

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Nadya "Octomom" Suleman turns 37 years old today.

In honor of the occasion, let's consider other relevant numbers related to the woman whose cavernous lady part has seen more traffic than that of Lindsay Lohan:

Octomom Bikini Photo

So happy birthday, Octo! Hope your new man, Frankie Grageda, has a very special treat planned, if you know what we mean. If you know what we mean, sorry for that imagery, especially on the West Coast where it's almost lunchtime.

Click to enlarge some of our favorite Nadya Suleman pics through the years ...

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In the wake of Octomom Nadya Suleman's decision not to show any T&A in their club, T's Lounge is suing her to make she sure she doesn't take her assets elsewhere.

T's Lounge wants at least $15,000 for the trouble of hiring, then losing, Nadya Suleman to rival Playboy Gentleman's Club in Hollywood, Fla., which secured her "services" after she unceremoniously bailed on T's last month.

The true damages are "unascertainable," the suit laments ... but $15K will do it.

Octo Mom Nadya Suleman

Octomom bailed on the gig amid trash talk from T's strippers, she says. The club denies this, but says regardless, she can't strip in the area for at least 90 days.

Also, per the lawsuit, her contract stipulated that she needed to give 35 days' notice if she intended to cancel, and that she only gave them 34 before pulling out.

"It means so much to be the first one to get her," T's owner Gary Odle said to the Palm Beach Post. "With this sort of thing, you have to be first out of the box."

Probably Wicked Pictures' rationale for fast-tracking the Octomom porn film.

Barring a judge's intervention, hornballs/gawkers can still go to the Playboy Gentleman's Club on Friday to "see Octomom take it off," or so their ads say.

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Palm, meet forehead ... Octomom Nadya Suleman is about to make her musical debut, in the form of a hot new dance track to be released Wednesday, August 1.

Between the Octomom porn movie, her horror film role, the upcoming stripper gig, and the payday loan endorsement deal, her resume sure is growing.

And ridiculous. For whatever reason, Global Groove Entertainment signed her to a deal and already produced her debut single, "Get on the Dance Floor."

It will feature Octomom singing and rapping. Seriously.

Octomom Nadya

Incredibly, the song is being produced by DJ Mr. Mig and Mike Rizzo, who have worked with acts such as Britney Spears, Usher, Beyonce and Taylor Swift.

You can thank her Home Alone porno too. Octomom "felt so liberated" after filming the self-pleasure video, she wanted to find more ways to express herself.

She's also got a boyfriend now in Frankie Grageda ... a 23-year-old bodybuilder. Yes, some guy out there is on the verge of having intercourse with Octomom.

Back to the song: Nadya Suleman allegedly took voice lessons, so you KNOW this will be a watershed moment in music history. Or at least worthy of a post on THG.

August 1 ... the Mayans were only off by six months.

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Nadya “Octomom” Suleman’s new boyfriend Frankie Grageda is - brace yourself for this stunner - a guy who has played the love-for-fame game before.

Gregada, who goes by Frankie G, makes his living as an amateur bodybuilder, but was a contestant on the dating show Who Wants To Date a Comedian?

Yes, that's apparently a real show.

Frankie G and Nadya Suleman

Before he started dating Nadya Suleman earlier this year, Frankie G - who said he was an EMT and part-time exotic dancer - competed against two other guys to win a date with a curvaceous comedienne named Marla Shultz.

It sounds like he made a decent impression at least.

“He’s a gorgeous, hot piece of a$$, he’s beautiful with the sparkling eyes, and you know what? I like the way he shakes his groove thang,” Schultz said of Frankie.

Frankie responded that he liked women with a bit more “cushion,” which may also explain the appeal of the upcoming Octomom porn movie to the 23-year-old.

In the finale, Marla picked Frankie and promptly had him remove his shirt. “I have really good taste,” she said. Spoiler alert: Frankie and Marla did not work out.

Her loss (?), Octomom's gain.

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Octomom Nadya Suleman and new boyfriend Frankie Grageda went on a date this week. Stunning and breaking news right there, we know. Breathe.

Who knows how you arrange a babysitter when you have 14 children and a house in foreclosure, but lo and behold, Octomom apparently pulled it off.

Gotta make time for yourself and your love life, right?!

Octomom and Frankie Grageda

Octo began dating Frankie G, a 23-year-old bodybuilder, two months ago.

That's a decent chunk of time, but the pair had not been able to go on their first real date without the brood until this week, when Frankie stepped up to the plate.

He reportedly got a friend to watch the kids so he could take her to the beach in Santa Monica! There, she reenacted these scenes from the Octomom porn movie.

Just kidding ... but it wouldn't have surprised us.

The two worked out together on the beach, with Frankie Grageda helping her get in shape for her stripper gig at The Playhouse in Hollywood, Fla., on July 13.

Who said true romance was dead?

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You asked for it, and you ... well, okay, no one in their right mind would ask for this, but it's our job to give it to you anyway. So here you go!

It's been what, three days since your last dose of Octomom porn? Too long if you ask us. That's why we're sharing the cover with you today.

Nadya Suleman's first pornographic video, Octomom: Home Alone is available to purchase online. Here's the cover promoting the work of art:

Octomom Home Alone Cover

In the trailer and in promotional Nadya Suleman pictures, she can be seen lying on a leopard-print sheet, wearing short-shorts and a dangerously low-cut top.

One that she pulls down to reveal her breasts, natch.

Given that she's, you know, Home Alone, Octomom proceeds to go to town on herself, attempting to be sexy while surrounded by baby clothes and so on.

Bottom line, no one is buying this, we hope. But feel free to tell us otherwise if you have or just wish Octo would go away already, in the comments:

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