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The Octofamily can finally have dinner as a whole tonight.

Nearly three months after Nadya Suleman gave birth to eight children, Jonah - the final octuplet remaining at the hospital - headed home last night. He currently weighs 4 lbs., 10 oz.; up from 1 lb., 8 oz. at birth.

Octomom and Daughter

That's even less than Shenae Grimes.

The boy - who had been hospitalized in order to gain weight - joined his newborn siblings (deep breath, folks), Noah, Jeremiah, Josiah, Isaiah, Maliyah, Makai and Nariyah, and Suleman's six older children Monday evening.

We can only imagine how long the line for the bathroom was this morning!

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Already accused of bogarting Angelina Jolie's lips and Kim Kardashian's style, Nadya Suleman is now determined to sponge off society as a whole.

But at least we'll be able to watch it all unfold, as a deal for an Octomom reality show, which she has lobbied hard for, will reportedly be signed soon.

Coffeeeeeeee

Sources close to Suleman say that she and her attorney, Jeffery Czech, met with four production companies and are due to meet again in the next few couple of days with executives at an undisclosed network with apparently no shame.

Producers reportedly want to follow the same pattern of other reality shows, with episodes revolving around themes like Suleman learning to drive a 14-passenger OctoMobile, going on a date or having a big family holiday dinner.

Czech acknowledged his odd client's motivations: Suleman is tired of TV cameras and protective of her children's privacy, yet she also wants to ensure that she has enough money to care for them without public assistance.

And whoring them out to a TV network beats getting a job, right?

Speaking of public assistance, Suleman told her local newspaper, the Whittier Daily News, that she is indeed considering applying for federal WIC aid.

Suleman doesn't have health insurance and that all medical costs associated with delivering the octuplets on January 26 were funded by taxpayers.

Oh yeah, and Octomom had six kids before she was even Octomom.

According to the paper, the WIC provides federal grants to California and other states for food, health care referrals and nutrition education for low-income women and children up to age five who are found to be at nutritional risk.

A family of 15 would have to make more than $112,480 through only June 30 to be ineligible for aid. Under the program, the octuplets, the six older kids, and Nadya Suleman can receive baby formula, cereal, milk, cheese, vegetables and juice.

Some say it would cost $2,000 a month for baby formula alone.

"That's a lot of money for formula," she said.

[Smart-ass comment rendered unnecessary.]

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The Octomom, Nadya Suleman, has faced numerous critics over the last few months. It would be challenging to find an individual that is not disgusted by the selfish, fame-driven new mother of eight babies.

Now, though, the mentally unbalanced Angelina Jolie wannabe has really crossed the line: she's pissed off Kim Kardashian.

Outside Barney's

In a recent blog entry, the self-described fashion icon calls out Suleman for copying her look.

"Why is Octomom wearing my Jimmy Choo sunglasses!?" Kardashian asks. "I think it's a little ridiculous that she claims she has no money and is on welfare to take care of her 14 children, yet she is out shopping and buying Jimmy Choo sunglasses... I guess she'd rather spend her octo-dollars on accessories. Aren't 14 accessories enough, Octomom??"

Is Octomom stealing Kim Kardashian's look? Or is anyone entitled to make herself look ridiculous in a pair of gigantic sunglasses?

The hideous sunglasses in question cost approximately $300... if you purchase the original pair.

However, Target does offer a version that costs $16.99. Kardashian might wanna do some research before launching into her next tirade.

While we find Suleman to be a pathetic, attention-seeking individual, it's hard to side with someone that labels Jimmy Choo as her sunglasses. We didn't know you patented those, Kim.

Will you also take issue with the next celebrity to release a sex tape?

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Nadya Suleman must be aiming for a career as a comedian.

The clinically-insane woman, best known as "Octomom," tells the latest issue of Life & Style, that she has no interest in fame. We haven't laughed so hard at a statement since Spencer Pratt said Heidi Montag was a good singer.

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Breaking entertainment news: Nadya Suleman hates fame! Brangela is fighting! Robert Pattinson is doing Nikki Reed!

Here's what else Suleman had to say in the interview:

On George Clooney: “I actually used to want to become a doctor, and it was because of him. I’ve always thought he’s absolutely beautiful.”

On starring in a pornography: “For $100 million I wouldn’t do it. It’s an insult to my values.”

On having her boobs: “[My lips are real.] I had a breast reduction, not an enlargement. I went from a D-cup down to a C before I ever had children.”

On working a stripper: “I’ve never worked as a stripper in my life. Absolutely not.”

On doing a reality TV show: “Absolutely not! I have no interest in being famous. I’d love to vanish from the public eye as soon as I can."

The best way to do that? Give an interview to a tabloid with a weekly circulation of over 680,000 copies.

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Seven down, one to go.

The last of the famous octuplets born to Nadya Suleman - a boy born at just 1 lb., 8 oz. - has tripled in weight and is getting close to being able to go home.

"Jonah is doing very well. He's thriving. He's getting stronger each day," said Mandhir Gupta, a neonatologist at Kaiser Permanente Bellflower Medical Center.

Jonah has grown to 4 lbs., 6 oz. since his birth Jan. 26 with seven other babies, who have since gone home to their mother, Nadya Suleman, a.k.a. Octomom.

The octuplets have six older siblings. Octomom has no job.

Jonah "needs time to continue to grow," Gupta says, but he's headed home soon. All the better to get him on TV for the Octomom reality show she craves so bad!

Octomom is totally full of $h!t when she says she's not doing a reality show - sources say she's been in talks with producers as recent as ... well, yesterday.

No deal has been struck, however, at least not yet.

Amazingly, Octomom told producers she wants to limit face time for the babies - but not because she actually cares. She just took a lot of heat from Kaiser Permanente after she allowed the media virtually unlimited access to the kids.

We can only hope some network will be desperate enough to give her a show. First, so the taxpayers can get some temporary relief from supporting her, and second, for the inevitable Octomom vs. Gloria Allred cage match.

Follow the jump for a video of attention-loving Octomom addressing some of the recent controversies about her and her ginormous brood ...

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Following reports that Nadya "Octomom" Suleman has made a deal to star - along with her eight newborns and six other young kids, of course - in a reality show, attorney Gloria Allred reluctantly offered her take on the stiry.

Allred said that when Angels in Waiting USA - the nursing organization she worked with to help Nadya Suleman - visited Octomom's house, "it appeared that Nadya treated her babies as props ... as part of a TV set for those filming her."

According to Gloria Allred, there are two different Octomoms.

"When cameras were not rolling she was altogether absent for large blocks of time and never volunteered to feed the babies herself," recalls Allred, who said Suleman asked AIW many times about agreeing to a reality show.

"AIW said on the record they would not allow it due to the significant risk of infection posed by the presence of dirty cameras, audio equipment and electrical cords - and concern for the emotional well-being of all of her children."

"Nadya appears to be putting her money-making scheme of a reality show before the best interests of her children. If she goes ahead with it she needs to spend less time looking for a man and more time mothering her 14 children."

The proposed Octomom reality show - think Jon and Kate Plus 8 Plus Crack - would focus on her search for love, as well as keeping 14 humans alive of course.

Allred believes her motives are off the mark.

"If she is looking for men, she is looking for love in all the wrong places. Rather than doing a reality show, she needs to deal with the reality that she has 14 children who need her to be there, to love them and be a real mother to them."

"Her children need a mother who will protect them and their privacy, not a mother who appears ready to auction off their privacy to the highest bidder."

Check out Octomom in our weekly Caption Contest!

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Welcome to another edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, now in its 76th week. Who won this week's edition of the Caption Contest?

With Octomom Nadya Suleman involved, the material was nearly endless. You all did great, but we have selected gala1 as this week's champion!

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Congratulations! The winning entry appears below ...

But, sweetie, teddy bears really do LIKE to be on Ebay. Mommy can't plunger-suction kiss without new lip gloss.

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Octomom Nadya Suleman and six of her famous octuplets, born in January, have been photographed together for the first time on the cover of In Touch Weekly.

If she has her way, it won't be the last.

In the photo, a sort of normal-looking Nadya Suleman appears with sleeping newborns Isaiah, Noah, Nariah, Maliah, Makai and Jeremiah. The other two babies, Jonah and Josiah, are stable but remain in neonatal intensive care in Bellflower, Calif.

“They need a little more time to develop, grow and tolerate food,” Kaiser Permanante Medical Center spokeswoman Beth Trombley told the celeb news mag.

The magazine details the conflict between Octomom, who wants to raise her 14 children alone and hopefully on a reality series coming soon, and the "concerns" of TV blowhard shrink Dr. Phil McGraw and publicity hound lawyer Gloria Allred.

Octomom From Hell

According to reports, Nadya Suleman is interested in starring in a reality show as soon as the final two octuplets, Jonah and Josiah, leave the hospital.

The magazine quotes a source who says a deal is in place. “It’s about Nadya trying to raise 14 children while looking for love,” the insider explains.

That sort of shameless fame-whoring has just about everyone up in arms.

“These babies should be placed in foster care,” Gloria Allred, an attorney for Angels in Waiting, which provided free nurses to Nadya, says. “There they would receive the individualized care that the babies need and deserve.”

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Okay, we hate on Octomom like crazy, but this is kinda messed up.

When the mother of the famous octuplets (and six other frickin' kids), who also goes by the name of Nadya Suleman, woke up this morning, she noticed that some idiots had smashed the back window of her car in the middle of the night.

La Habra, Calif., police said a report was filed this morning, but as of right now, there are no suspects in the brutal vandalism of the OctoMobile.

Pucker Up For Octomom

PUCKER UP: Don't you just wanna kiss Octomom goodbye forever?!

Nadya's lawyer says the object used to smash the window was a car seat that someone had removed from Suleman's front porch, then heaved through the car.

No word on how Octomom plans to pay for the repairs, but taxpayers are most likely on the hook, as she has no job. Way to exacerbate the problem, vandals.

For now, Nadya Suleman can only soldier on.

Click to enlarge pictures of her piling one of the kids into her car. Those octuplets sure are growing up fast (just kidding, its's one of her many older children):

  • Octomom Hides
  • Whack Job
  • Octokid
  • Crazy Octomom
  • Octomom and Child

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

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Octomom made headlines for firing free nurses last week. Looks like it wasn't the only case of people connected with the nutjob's life being fired.

A hospital canned 15 morons for looking illicitly at medical records of the infamous Nadya Suleman, a Kaiser Permanente spokesman said Monday.

The Awful Octo Mom

"We always provide training on the importance of patient privacy and confidentiality," said hospital rep Jim Anderson, addressing the situation.

"We knew from the time [Nadya Suleman] was admitted to the hospital in December, this case would attract attention. Numerous training sessions were held to remind people of the need to keep the information confidential."

Eight other employees at the hospital in Bellflower, Calif., also were disciplined.

Anderson said there's no indication any of Octomom's info was leaked to the media, but that "this was human nature and curiosity that got the best of people."

The 33-year-old drain on society has six of her eight octuplets at home in La Habra, Calif. Baby number seven is due home soon, but the eighth may have to stay in the hospital for another month before he's healthy enough to leave.

The six kids she already had before getting artificially inseminated with eight more? They're fine, eating and living well thanks to gobs of taxpayer money.

Nadya Suleman Biography

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Birthplace
Fullerton, California
Full Name
Nadya Denise Suleman
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