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Oksana Grigorieva made headlines earlier this week by going public with the recently-separated Mel Gibson. Oh, and those lingerie pics were pretty cool too.

Nadya Suleman made headlines in January by cranking eight artificially-inseminated humans out of her vagina. That's eight more children than she has jobs.

Octomom Bikini Pic

Besides names that start with O, and a propensity for making celebrity gossip news headlines, do these two ladies have a slight resemblance in common?

One of our readers suggested as much, so let's put it to the test.

What do you think? Do Oksana Grigorieva and the attention-seeking loon who has birthed 14 humans look at all alike? You be the judge in the poll below?

Do you see an Oksana Grigorieva / Nadya Suleman resemblance?

 

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Somehow we doubt this will be a one-time thing.

Embattled mother of newborn octuplets and six other young children Nadya Suleman was visited Wednesday by Orange County Social Services and police detectives.

Whack Job

According to the L.A. Times, a complaint was filed by one of Suleman's kids' school teachers after the teacher observed what appeared to be bite marks on him.

The bitten offspring is three-year old Aidan.

The website also claimed Aidan showed up to school with a black eye, but Nadya Suleman downplayed his injury, saying: “He’s autistic, he bumps into things.”

La Habra Police Lt. Tom Dutton confirmed the visit in a statement:

“On Wednesday, April 29, La Habra Police personnel were requested to assist Orange County Social Services involving a matter pertaining to the Sulemans. As is customary, the department routinely assists other agencies, when so requested.”

DRAIN ON SOCIETY: Another day, another child endangerment claim for Octomom.

Suleman's attorney, Jeff Czech, said he was not sure whether the social services officials took any action and suspects they were called by the boy's teacher.

The caretaker of 14 - and possibly a new pet soon - had no comment.

This incident is already the fourth formal complaint levied against Nadya Suleman, 34, for possible child neglect and endangerment this year.

The first three complaints filed against Octomom took place in March by attorney Gloria Allred on behalf of the organization Angels in Waiting.

Allred took action after Nadya Suleman fired the non-profit organization's nurses, said she didn't need their help and accused them of being spies.

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Our words, not theirs. But Nadya Suleman is indeed looking into getting a pet, and we feel our headline speaks for just about everyone.

As if 14 mouths to feed with taxpayer money weren't enough, Octomom is thinking about purchasing a pet - an idea frowned upon by PETA, which, for some reason, believes that a new member of the family is not a bright idea.

Broke Ass Octomom

"In today's uncertain economy - and with all the demands that come with raising 14 children - we urge you to reconsider adding more dependents to your family," PETA's Michelle Cho wrote in a letter to Nadya Suleman.

The unemployed mother of the longest-surviving octuplets in history (and six older kids) who relies on public assistance to pay for eight nannies and other bills, said last week that she was considering adding a pet to the mix.

"For a couple of years, the kids have been asking for a dog," Octomom said. "I've actually been looking into a pig, like a little one."

PETA is begging Suleman to reconsider.

"Like children, pigs and dogs are intelligent, social beings with complex needs," Cho wrote to Octomom, who also wastes taxpayer funds by filing frivolous lawsuits.

"They require a lot of attention, space, and exercise as well as a huge financial commitment."

Finance, schminance. Hey, when you've got the entire (broke) State of California backing you up, why not rack up the tab a little higher?

Suleman said that if she were to buy a pig, it would wear a diaper and live outside the house because it reeks. Again, PETA wasn't happy.

"Keeping a pig outside and making him or her a playmate for your children - who do not understand a pig's needs and will only pay attention to him or her when it suits them - is not an acceptable way to treat an intelligent animal," Cho wrote.

Instead of pets, PETA encouraged Octomom to make friends. Good luck there. We hear Jon Gosselin may be available in the near future ...

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Nadya Suleman will sue a San Diego strip club owner who recently told magazine In Touch that America's favorite mother of 14 was once an erotic dancer.

"Who are these humans?" Octomom fumed to Radar Online, whilst flipping through the print version of the celebrity gossip rag, which she claims even forged documents with her signature to attempt to prove its story.

Suleman Shot

"There is not one ounce of truth to this."

"I never, ever, ever, ever, EVER worked - even for one day - in a strip club!" Nadya Suleman said, echoing other statements she has made about her past.

She added that her lawyer (where the fees are paid from, who can say) plans on suing Gunner Reid, owner of what is now the Spearmint Rhino club.

Octomom stocks up on groceries. Better get a bigger cart.

Reid claims Suleman stripped - under the stage name Angelina no less - for bachelor parties between 1999 and 2000, while a dancer who goes by "Sage" says Nadya was "overly flirty with the guys we performed for."

The closest Suleman ever got to working the pole, she maintains, was entering a lingerie contest at age 19, which she won. Says a lot about the competition - though this was before she cranked 14 humans out of her vagina.

In addition to being pissed over the rumors that she was a stripper, Suleman is also getting tired of tabloids' frequent Angelina Jolie comparisons.

"No offense," she says. "But I don't want to look like this person." We hope that means she won't make taxpayers foot the bill for plastic surgery.

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In case she wasn't aware of how many kids she has - it can be daunting to count that high - Nadya Suleman got a permanent reminder of her family last weekend.

Suleman, who already has seven tramp stamps, got her first in 16 years at Kustom Kulture in Hollywood - an angel with 14 stars and an infinity symbol.

Nadya Suleman and Children

Octomom says she got the new tattoo as a tribute to her brood.

"I just wanted to symbolize the eight babies and the six other kids. The angel represents that they're angels - they all are miracles," she said. "The angel's dropping 14 stars, one for each child. That's it. Kind of simple but meaningful to me."

Nice to see California taxpayers pick up the tab for such a gesture.

You'd think that having no job, and being a tabloid mainstay herself, Nadya Suleman would be up on pop culture, but when a reporter asked Octomom about topics like Twitter and the vampire flick Twilight, she's never heard of it.

"Why do they call it Twittering? What does that mean?" Suleman asked Radar Online. "Who invented that name - the same person who invented 'Octomom?'"

Guess this also means she won't be taking her 14 kids to see New Moon.

The former stripper admitted she was "nervous anticipating the pain" that comes with tattoos, but it wasn't as bad as cranking out eight babies from her vagina.

"There were so many doctors ripping out the insides of me that my body was literally squashed," she said of the octuplets' birth. "It was so painful - so bad."

Kind of like reading any news about her.

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In an incident that surely wasted more taxpayer money, Nadya Suleman reportedly rushed one of her octuplets to a hospital after he wouldn’t stop crying.

Radar Online reports that around 2:30 p.m. PST, Octomom was concerned after Makai continued to cry and she noticed a bump on the side of his abdomen.

Octomom Steppin' Out Cover

She worried that he had a hernia, so Nadya took the baby to Bellflower medical center where he was born. Doctors examined Makai and said he was fine.

How did Octomom handle the crisis?

“I stayed calm,” Nadya Suleman said.

When you sponge off of society and aren't even responsible for earning your own living, we imagine it's fairly easy to maintain grace under pressure.

Every day is an adventure for the mother of 14.

In other Nadya Suleman news, while there's already going to be an Octomom TV show starring the waste of space herself, a local theater is reportedly going to be putting on - how we wish we were kidding - an Octomom musical!

Currently casting, the OctoMusical is looking for someone who is "funny" and "whimsical" and can cram 14 babies into her womb command authority.

The musical is set to open at a small theater in L.A. in June. We can't wait until the climactic scene when taxpayers revolt and burn her at the stake.

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In March, Nadya Suleman said on a radio show that she was never a stripper, but merely tried amateur exotic dancing one night when she was in her 20s.

Well, either Octomom isn't telling the complete truth, or a new article in In Touch Weekly isn't. Neither scenario could really be called shocking.

Yesterday, the celebrity gossip magazine reported that Octomom was indeed a stripper, and one who went by the alias - you guessed it - Angelina.

Moreover, the mag says the living, breathing embodiment of wasted taxpayer money held down the exotic dancing job for at least a full year.

The news came from "Sage," an exotic dancer invented by who spoke to In Touch on the condition of anonymity. Sage "performed at several amateur stripping contests and bachelor parties with Nadya Suleman from 1999 to 2000."

Octomom: Obsessed with Angelina

This classic celeb news magazine cover sums up Nadya Suleman well.

Luis Ceballos, a limo driver who used to take the two strippers to parties, has similar memories of Nadya, and says that rather than being embarrassed about her job, the woman who would go on to become Octomom “was full of herself.”

According to Ceballos, Suleman, who now has 14 kids total, “always said she wanted to be really famous” and believed that someday, she would be.

Nadya also wasn’t as innocent back then as she lets on.

While she insists she “never even kissed a boy” when entering the stripping contest, Sage says Nadya "was overly flirty with the guys we performed for.”

Hey, if the Octomom reality show doesn't make enough money to get her off welfare, it looks like she has a promising backup career to fall back on.

She and Britney Spears can open their own strip club.

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In case you didn't hate her enough, just be glad you don't live in La Habra, Calif. If you happen to, our sympathies! Police say the department has spent thousands in overtime pay to look after Octomom Nadya Suleman and her family.

Resources were spent checking on the Suleman family during regular patrol hours and responding to calls at the house, though the total cost is  not known.

Nadya Suleman, 33, gave birth to the longest-living set of octuplets in history - the last of whom went home last week - back on January 26.

She has six other children, all younger than 8.

Octomom has been widely criticized by some members of the media, as she is single, unemployed and supporting her family - before the octuplets were even - born with food stamps, disability payments and student loans. But who's counting?

La Habra Police spokeswoman Cindy Knapp said the city will not seek restitution from Nadya Suleman for police escorts that accompanied babies home from Kaiser Permanente Bellflower Medical Center, or for other costs.

"Virtually all police services are free to residents of the community," she said. "There are no legal provisions or paths for cost recovery under the specific circumstances or service provided to the Sulemans at this point."

The department began working closely with the Suleman family after the two strongest of the infants were brought home in mid-March. The black SUV carrying Suleman, the babies and nurses was swarmed by paparazzi at stoplights.

Knapp said when the second and third sets of two babies were discharged from the hospital, police units and a supervisor guarded the cul-de-sac for her.

Hey, at least the Octomom reality show is officially a go. That shouldn't cause any additional chaos on her street or anything. Click to enlarge more pics:

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I have no interest in being famous. I’d love to vanish from the public eye as soon as I can.

- Nadya Suleman to Life & Style, 4/9/09

Octomom Childbirth Scar

I'm going to be doing a show.

- Nadya Suleman to Life & Style, 4/15/09

Apparently, a lot can happen in a week. After weeks of speculation, Nadya Suleman has agreed to exploit her ridiculously large family for a TV series. Just don't call in a reality show!

"I's not a reality show. What I'm doing with this TV show is basically creating documentaries about the lives of my children," Suleman told the tabloid. "It's going to be an ongoing thing, and it will follow them from now until they are 18... It will air in the UK and then we'll see if the US is interested."

We doubt it. American networks rarely air reality shows that follow around the lives of useless, money-hungry, attention-starved individuals.

"The producers will come here to film six times a year. They'll come by and take some footage and then they'll go. They won't be invading my life or my children's lives," Suleman said, adding that the cameras will ensure she has great movies by which she can remember her kids.

Isn't that like Kim Kardashian defending her sex tape by saying it will help her remember proper technique in bed?

All that remains is a name for Suleman's TV show. Vote in our poll of below and/or send in your own suggestions...

 

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The Octofamily can finally have dinner as a whole tonight.

Nearly three months after Nadya Suleman gave birth to eight children, Jonah - the final octuplet remaining at the hospital - headed home last night. He currently weighs 4 lbs., 10 oz.; up from 1 lb., 8 oz. at birth.

Octomom and Daughter

That's even less than Shenae Grimes.

The boy - who had been hospitalized in order to gain weight - joined his newborn siblings (deep breath, folks), Noah, Jeremiah, Josiah, Isaiah, Maliyah, Makai and Nariyah, and Suleman's six older children Monday evening.

We can only imagine how long the line for the bathroom was this morning!