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Nadya Suleman has a message for fellow mega-mom Kate Gosselin: you need six more kids before you can be mentioned in the same breath as me stop judging me!

In an explosive new interview with Radar Online, a visibly agitated Octomom expressed frustration and rolled her eyes as she watched, for the very first time a tape, of Kate Gosselin's appearance on The Dr. Phil Show last February.

Sexy Nadya Suleman

In the interview, Kate was asked for her impressions of Nadya in the aftermath of her octuplets' birth. Kate proceded to describe her own experience having six kids.

Gosselin spoke at length about determined person she is, how she had such a caring, capable husband (this was pre-Deanna Hummel railing, apparently) helping her with their sextuplets, and that the first year still "almost killed her."

Watching the clip, Octomom was far from enamored with Kate's subtle bashing of her lifestyle, or the Jon and Kate Plus 8 star's noticeably high opinion of herself.

POT, MEET KETTLE: Octomom Nadya Suleman thinks Kate Gosselin is not only an attention whore, but an unstable person who is trying to sponge off of her fame.

"She needs to stop being so judgmental and stop pulling at straws for attention," Nadya Suleman said, adding that Kate is simply "desperate for attention."

"My children are extremely healthy, strong and happy. That's a fact. Don't you have, like, a lot of issues in your life? A lot of marital problems?" she said.

"Why are you so desperate to glob on to my life," Nadya asked of Kate, who has reportedly set a divorce date with hubby John. "For attention? What?"

Sigh. As we concluded in our Octomom and Kate Gosselin Tale of the Tape last week, there are some celebrity feuds in which there is simply no winner.

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Despite finalizing a reality show deal last week, and somehow buying a new home worth $564,900 recently, Octomom (a.k.a. Nadya Suleman) apparently could not find the means to bail out her mom, whose house is being auctioned off today.

The Pomona, Calif., home - the one Octomom herself lived in for years - is being sold this morning to the highest bidder. It went up for bidding at 11:30 a.m. PST.

Octomom Hides

OctoGrandma is $534,289.54 in the hole.

Hopefully Nadya Suleman finds room for her mom on the couch. There may be 6-7 kids crammed on that piece already, but hey, she'll find a way to make do.

Octomom stocks up on taxpayer-funded essentials at Target.

According to the Hollywood Reporter, Suleman last week finally secured her long desired deal to star, with all 14 of her children, in a reality show from Giant Vadge 3Ball Productions. It has not yet been sold to a network. Thankfully.

Can't get enough of the unrivaled hotness that is Octomom? Check out our gallery of Nadya Suleman pictures and gaze in amazement at this natural beauty.

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Congratulations, Spencer Pratt. You're no longer the biggest loser on reality TV.

After weeks of rumors - and fears from a scared nation -  Nadya Suleman has officially landed a reality show.

The disgraceful human being's attorney, Jeff Czech, confirmed to Us Weekly that his client signed a deal this week to exploit her brood of 14 children for the world to see.

"[Nadya and the producers] are hoping to have an arrangement whereby several events in the children's lives would be filmed in a documentary series," Czech said. “One of the events in the children's lives might be their first birthday.”

We can hardly wait!

As for that other reality series that focuses on several children and has led to rumors of infidelity, marriage contracts and child labor law violations: Come on, Czech says, why would anyone think Octomom was anything like Jon and Kate Gosselin?!?

“Her television program will not be like the Jon and Kate Plus 8 show,” said Czech. "[Nadya] is looking forward to providing her side of the story."

Are you looking forward to watching it? Will you tune in to the Octomom reality show?

 

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Nadya Suleman is home from the hospital following uterine surgery and resting at her home, according to her unofficial mouthpiece, Radar Online.

Like soulmate Kate Gosselin, she of the giant vadge is now free to ignore her kids at will while devoting her time to cashing in on her quasi-fame.

Octokid

The infamous 33-year-old mother of 14 humans needed the procedure after her doctors discovered benign fibroid tumors on the wall of her uterus.

Her operation was initially scheduled two weeks ago; however, the surgeons at Kaiser Permanente Bellflower Medical Center stopped the procedure after Suleman suffered internal bleeding. She returned days later to have the tumors removed.

Nadya Suleman looks like any other parent in this photo, nursing her child ... until you realize she has 13 more, or the cameras leave and she ignores them all.

That must have been a traumatic experience for Nadya. Surgery is no fun. Oh well, at least it's over with. And it made her even more fertile.

While Octomom has been in the hospital, the famed octuplets, born in January, and her six older children have been in the care of nannies.

The nannies have been in the care of California taxpayers.

The woman has no job.

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The Hollywood Gossip staff is proud to bring you Tale of the Tape, in which we break down prospective matchups within the celebrity gossip world.

The following battle is one involving two notorious celebrity moms we are really sick of, yet can't get enough of. We know. It's a strange relationship.

With twenty-two kids between them and many more celebrity news headlines than that, Nadya Suleman and Kate Gosselin have become tabloid staples renowned for both their scandalous personal lives and remarkably prolific vaginas.

THG NOTE: Kate's private area has pumped out many children, as well! THG NOTE: That was a "Jon Gosselin is a vagina" joke. Is this thing on? Oh forget it.

Anyway, pitted against each other, which of these celebrity moms will emerge victorious in a grueling, 10-round battle? Let's find out. Ding, ding!

Which ever-present celebrity mom will reign supreme?

1. NUMBER OF OFFSPRING ...

Kate Gosselin: 8
Nadya Suleman: 14
Edge: Octomom

2. REALITY TV STATUS

Kate Gosselin: Jon and Kate Plus 8 entering fifth season
Nadya Suleman: Coming soon!
Edge: Kate

3. BEST NICKNAME

Kate Gosselin: Grating, raging b!tch
Nadya Suleman: Octomom
Edge: Octomom

4. FATHER OF HER KIDS IS ...

Kate Gosselin: A d-bag
Nadya Suleman: Unknown
Edge: Tie

5. CHEATED ...

Kate Gosselin: With Steve Neild
Nadya Suleman: California taxpayers
Edge: Tie

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Nadya Suleman is not too proud to accept handouts.

In fact, the fertile one is all for it. She's accepted donations for her newborns, sold family photos, applied for food stamps, enlisted free nannies she later fired for being spies and sponged off taxpayers in countless other ways.

Octomom From Behind

But she's drawing the line at plastic surgery. But only because she doesn't feel she needs it - otherwise, what's another $20,000 for the public to pick up?

"I would never even accept a tummy tuck even if it were offered because I don't need it," Octomom nobly told Radar Online. "I'm actually shocked myself at my own body ... my goal is to do things as naturally as possible."

Except for being artificially inseminated with 14 frickin' kids, that is.

Although Octomom says she's had "absolutely no time to do anything yet," she is convinced that she'll eventually get back into top shape on her own.

"I would like to join a gym," she says without explanation of how she would pay for the membership (or a nanny to watch her kids) on her $0 salary.

"My friends nicknamed me 'Rubberband' because after every [child] I had, I was back to a size 2 in a month. Now, it's three months, and I'm not a 2 yet. I'm a 5 or 6, but I'll get there. I like to be small because I have extraordinary energy."

Wait ... Nadya Suleman has friends?

While she has no plans to go under the knife, Suleman did add without irony that she is feeling compelled to provide for her children.

"What's going on now is that I feel obligated - almost compelled - to earn a living to take care of my kids," she says.

By whoring them out on a reality show, natch.

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Nadya Suleman opens up her mouth to Radar Online almost as prolifically as she opens her ... forget it. Anyway, in her latest interview, Octomom says that she was kind of exaggerating last week and can totally still have more kids.

You'd think that someone who has cranked out 14 humans would have a firm grasp of her reproductive system, so when she claimed she was undergoing surgery to remove half her uterus, thus rendering her infertile, we believed her.

Nadya and Kid

And were overjoyed.

But Nadya Suleman is now setting the record straight, saying she overstated the scope of the surgery, which would, in fact, make her more fertile than ever.

"I'm not having half my uterus removed," she said. "That may have been an exaggeration on my part. It's called a myomectomy, they're removing the fibroids and part of the uterus and actually it enhances fertility, it doesn't reduce it."

Someone kill us now.

Fortunately, Octomom added that while she could get pregnant again if she desired, "I would never." La Habra, Calif., taxpayers just collectively exhaled.

As for how the mother of 14 spent yesterday's special holiday?

"Today on Mother's Day, I feel like it's Thanksgiving," she said. "I'm just incredibly thankful for what I have and feel like all my children are blessed."

We can only hope that we, too, are one day blessed with such wonderful bundles of joy. Although we can do without the pregnant Octomom pics.

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Taxpayers in La Habra and across California can finally breathe a sigh of relief. Well, not really. The state is still pretty much screwed financially.

But at least Octomom won't be having a 15th frickin' kid!

Nadya Suleman is planning to check into the hospital this weekend to have benign fibroid tumors removed from her uterus, she told Radar Online.

With a nearly half of the reproductive organ missing, future pregnancies will be nearly impossible for the woman who had eight kids in January.

The infamous mother of 14 will be leaving her kids in the care of nannies (funded by taxpayers, of course) throughout the week-long recovery.

"I'm terrified," the 33-year-old nut job told the online publication regarding the procedure. "I have to get a will done just in case, so that's really scary."

No comment.

Octomom did not reveal who would be named as godparents to the children in the event of a tragedy, but says she has a good, Christian family in mind.

Wonder if the Prejeans even believe in artificial insemination ...

On a random side note, Octo also added that she is considering changing one of the octuplets' names to Nevaeh, which is "Heaven" spelled backwards.

Sigh.

She may be a drain on society for decades to come, but at least the human clown car has produced its last. Click to enlarge more Nadya Suleman pics ...

  • Vagina = Clown Car
  • Crazy Octomom

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Yesterday afternoon, human rights advocate and lawyer Gloria Allred filed a petition to appoint a guardian for the eight infant children of Nadya Suleman.

The goal of the child labor lawsuit is to ensure they are financially represented.

You Da Mom!

"In the case of the octuplets, rather than choosing to provide her children with a normal life, their mother has chosen instead to commercially exploit them," Allred said in a statement on behalf of Paul Peterson, a child labor advocate.

"The Guardian will assure that the childrens' compensation is fair and that their money is segregated and supervised. In other words, professional management will help to safeguard the babies' separate interests and rights."

A hearing is set for June 22, although Gloria Allred said they are open to dropping it if Suleman, a.k.a. Octomom, agrees to help appoint a guardian.

Suleman, whose attorney said the octuplets are "incidental" to her ability to attain income, has issued a response to the lawsuit, telling Radar Online:

"I feel like as though many, many, many, many people in this society are trying to distract me from taking care of my babies," said the drain on society.

"I'm gonna continue to live in my baby bubble with my kids. And whoever wants a piece of me or the babies, keep on trying. That's all I have to say."

You heard her, Social Services. Please, keep trying.

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Nadya Suleman, a.k.a. Octomom, is being sued. That's not surprising. Nor is it shocking that mega-mouthpiece lawyer Gloria Allred is representing them.

The high-powered blowhard is letting everyone know she has been hired in the secret case against Nadya Suleman, but she wouldn't reveal who or why.

That is, not until she held a giant press conference to assure the maximum amount of attention when giving away all the juicy details, of course.

All Gloria Allred said going into the Monday morning media circus was that she is doing this "in an attempt to protect Nadya Suleman's children."

It turns out the petition was filed on behalf of Paul Peterson, a former child actor and an active, outspoken child labor advocate for decades.

Vagina = Clown Car

Gloria Allred is helping Paul Peterson, a former child star and known child labor advocate, take on the human clown car in a new lawsuit. Ding, ding!

Peterson, a former Mickey Mouse Club star, has been instrumental in passing several laws designed to protect children in the entertainment industry.

Concerns about the octuplets and the circus outside and inside Suleman's home have arisen since the octuplets came home and Octomom inked a reality show deal.

"This action we have taken by filing the petition in the Superior Court today is in the best interests of the babies," said Octo-nemesis Gloria Allred.

"There are laws, regulations and guidelines for even the youngest child employed in the entertainment business in California," Peterson added.

"The income of children employed in the entertainment industry is their own; 10 percent of the money must be saved until the age of majority. I want a guardian appointed for the estate of the octuplets to protect their earnings."

Nadya Suleman's attorney, Jeff Czech, calls the octuplets "incidental" to her ability to attain income from media and entertainment.

What a world.

Nadya Suleman Biography

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Birthplace
Fullerton, California
Full Name
Nadya Denise Suleman
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