The Hollywood Gossip staff is proud to bring you Tale of the Tape, in which we break down prospective matchups within the celebrity gossip world.
The following battle is one involving two notorious celebrity moms we are really sick of, yet can't get enough of. We know. It's a strange relationship.
With twenty-two kids between them and many more celebrity news headlines than that, Nadya Suleman and Kate Gosselin have become tabloid staples renowned for both their scandalous personal lives and remarkably prolific vaginas.
THG NOTE: Kate's private area has pumped out many children, as well! THG NOTE: That was a "Jon Gosselin is a vagina" joke. Is this thing on? Oh forget it.
Anyway, pitted against each other, which of these celebrity moms will emerge victorious in a grueling, 10-round battle? Let's find out. Ding, ding!
Which ever-present celebrity mom will reign supreme?
1. NUMBER OF OFFSPRING ...
Kate Gosselin: 8
Nadya Suleman: 14
2. REALITY TV STATUS
Kate Gosselin: Jon and Kate Plus 8 entering fifth season
Nadya Suleman: Coming soon!
3. BEST NICKNAME
Kate Gosselin: Grating, raging b!tch
Nadya Suleman: Octomom
4. FATHER OF HER KIDS IS ...
Kate Gosselin: A d-bag
Nadya Suleman: Unknown
5. CHEATED ...
Kate Gosselin: With Steve Neild
Nadya Suleman: California taxpayers