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Yes. In one of the most anticipated events in recent television history, Octomom: The Incredible Unseen Footage, will air as a two-hour special August 19.

Naturally, Fox will do the honors of presenting this watershed moment in child exploitation. Gloria Allred should have a press release coming out shortly.

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According to a press release, viewers will be able to witness "the emotional struggles, physical complications and financial burdens of this drain on society single mother of 14," who gave birth to eight children this past January.

Yes. She had six effing kids before the octuplets. Incredible.

SHE SURE CAN REPRODUCE: Octomom, our single greatest asset against the human race ever dying off, has already created 14 humans. [Photo: Fame Pictures]

"From the day the octuplets were born, the cameras had unprecedented access to every area of Suleman’s life," the shameless press release continued.

"For more than seven months, cameras documented Nadya Suleman, capturing some incredible footage, including the private moments and the reactions of Suleman’s family, as well as Suleman’s own feelings, doubts and fears."

In a sign of the apocalypse, Suleman has signed with a European production company for a reality show. The show begins filming on September 1.

The 14 mistakes need to lawyer up ASAP.

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In breaking news, Octomom, a.k.a. Nadya Suleman, the mother of 14 children, admits that: "I think it was a mistake - in terms of the well-being of the octuplets and of my other kids. I can't give myself to them 100 percent."

"If I'd known that, I never would have fathomed having eight more."

As if one is artificially inseminated with eight kids by accident. Really, she is just the victim here. If only she realized that six kids was already a lot, and that 14 might be slightly more of a burden. Especially when one has no freaking job.

We'll make a mental note to not repeat Nadya's innocent mistake.

Suleman Shot

Tell us something we don't know, Octomom. [Photo: Fame Pictures]

Lawyer Gloria Allred, who represented nonprofit Angels in Waiting, which provided free nanny service to Suleman, is particularly livid about the comments.

"I think it's very, very sad when any mother calls her child, or in this case, eight little babies, a mistake," Allred said. "How are the babies going to feel when they grow up and read one day that their mother calls them a mistake?"

"That is just very, very sad to me as a person who is an advocate for children. Even if she thinks it, the fact that she sad it is very, very troubling because has she even considered the impact that would have on the children long-term?"

The attorney said she remains very skeptical of Nadya Suleman's plans to exploit her kids show her life and earn $250,000 for a new reality show.

"First of all, we have a petition seeking guardianship over the estate of the octuplets pending in the Orange County Superior Court," Allred said.

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Hey, as depressing as it is that Nadya Suleman is getting a f*%king reality show, there are a couple of silver linings if you are willing to look hard enough:

  • At least the jobless drain on society will be making some money and paying taxes to the broke state of California for the first time in memory.
  • She can't possibly screw up and scar her children for life worse than Kate and Jon Gosselin already have. The bar has officially been lowered!

Even better, Octomom's 14 children (yes, she had six prior to the octuplets) are going to be earning $250 a day for a total of $250,000 over three years.

Nadya Suleman Nude

The British production company handling the show will pay the kids each the same rate: $125,000 collectively for 36 days of shooting in the first year; $75,000 for 21 days in the second year; and $50,000 for 14 days the third year.

According to the Octomom reality show contract, 15 percent of the children's earnings will be placed in a trust account, as required by California law, that none of them will have access to until he or she is 18 or legally emancipated.

So as soon as they can speak and ask for a lawyer.

Octomom is ready to ruin her kids' lives even more than she already has. Although, on the flip side, how much worse can it get? [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

The as-yet untitled series, due to start shooting September 1, is said to be less of a day-to-day intrusion look at the huge, burdensome family's life and more of a documentary-style show focusing on milestones in the children's lives.

No word on how Gloria Allred feels about this. We just hope there are ample Crooked Houses plugs and that Nadya Suleman starts wearing a Bluetooth headset.

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Octomom's pink volcano has erupted 14 times, and when that thing blows, the fallout on society is wide-ranging and very difficult to clean up.

In this case, though, it was a chemical mixture from a home volcano kit that landed Nadya Suleman's two-year-old son, Caleb, in an L.A. hospital.

Octomom Cleavage Action!

He was treated and released.

"He'll be perfectly fine," Suleman reported through her unofficial PR firm Radar Online after returning home from St. Jude Medical Center's ER.

Caleb, one of Suleman's older six children, puked at the family's La Habra, Calif., home after swallowing liquid from an older brother's volcano kit.

Octomom, who was actually there at the time, dialed 911.

A day in the life of a drain on society. [Photo: Fame Pictures]

The boy was taken by ambulance to the Fullerton, Calif., hospital, underwent tests and was released. No further tests or medication are needed.

During the ordeal, Suleman's other children - including her nearly six-month-old octuplet babies - remained under the supervision of nannies.

Said nannies remained under the supervision of the bankrupt State of California. It's not like Nadya Suleman can pay them with no job.

Hopefully, none of her brood of knife-wielding maniacs cut anyone.

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One of the many sons of the notorious Nadya Suleman (a.k.a. Octomom) has reportedly attacked his grandmother (Octograndmom) with a knife, reports sat.

He was running at her and screaming: “I’m going to kill you!”

The 69-year-old woman told the celeb news tabloid the National Enquirer: “He was out of control. He chased me with a knife and threw sharp objects at me.”

Of course, Nadya Suleman, the mother of octuplets and six other effing kids, did not try and stop him - she was apparently too scared of "provoking" him.

Now that's good parenting, ladies and gentlemen.

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The boy chased the pensioner through the house, and after struggling with him to take the knife away, she locked herself in her bedroom for 10 minutes.

Critics are again asking whether 14 children are too many for Nadya Suleman to look after. We have no idea where they would get that crazy notion.

Family friends are worried about the children in the chaotic household of jobless Octomom. One said: “Nadya doesn’t have a clue how to be a mother.”

It is not the first time this particular Octoson has attacked.

When he visited his mom and the octuplets in hospital, he reportedly pushed the grandmother up against the wall. She fell on the floor and hurt her arm.

It's been too long since we had some good Octomom gossip. She makes us sick, but she is entertaining. Click to enlarge more Nadya Suleman pictures ...

  • Bucklin' Up
  • Coffeeeeeeee
  • Octo-Wave

[Photos: Fame Pictures]

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After California authorities issued four child-labor law violations against Radar Online for videotaping Nadya Suleman's octuplets, attorney Gloria Allred held (of course) a press conference Tuesday to discuss the impact of the citations.

"Because Nadya Suleman has chosen to commercially exploit these babies, she and those with whom she has contracts must follow the law that is there for their protection," Allred said. "If the parents and the media do not protect them, others will."

Allred has long been slamming Octomom for putting her children in danger, and claims that the mother of 14 only cares about them "when cameras are rolling."

The loudmouth lawyer may be a publicity fiend in her own right, but she does not make awful points. In May, she filed a petition against Nadya Suleman and has worked with California's investigation to protect the financial interests of the babies.

Regarding celebrity gossip site Radar Online, California Labor Commissioner Angela Bradstreet said that it failed to take out the required permits before taping two of the octuplets - Noah and Isaiah - without safeguards to protect their welfare.

Attorney Gloria Allred has made it her mission to take down Nadya Suleman, a.k.a. Octomom, as well as her unofficial mouthpiece, celeb gossip site Radar Online.

She alleges the site taped the infants at hours and for periods of time banned by state regulations and failed to provide a supervisor to watch over them.

"These babies were put at risk, exposed to conditions violaying California labor laws," Bradstreet said. "In this case, we're dealing with premature babies."

The four violations - which could carry penalties up to $3,000 - occurred on March 17. They involve the first videos of the newborns when they came home.

Octomom was also hit with a child labor lawsuit in May.

Radar Online, which has posted more than 100 items about Nadya Suleman and her kids - said that like other newsgathering organizations, it is not required to obtain permits and is not restricted to certain hours in its journalistic pursuits.

Nadya has admitted to ruining the kids' lives but seems to have no qualms about being a complete drain on society and milking all the attention she can.

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When the celebrity gossip media shifted its mega-mom focus from Nadya Suleman to Kate Gosselin, there's no way the former was ceding her crown without a fight!

Earlier this week, Suleman slammed the embattled Gosselin as "desperate for attention" and "over-emotional,” as well as criticizing the bikini body of the mother of eight, tearing up photos of her on camera, and so on and so forth.

Octomom Shops

Yesterday, following Kate's lead in refusing to shut the eff up and go away for the sake of humanity, Octomom had more choice words to say... about herself.

During a “private” conversation with her best friend – and Radar Online of course - she opened up for the first time about the father of her 14 (!?) children.

Nadya Suleman says she coerced the unnamed man to be a sperm donor, but that he was very pissed when he learned she froze his boys to keep having kids.

"I screwed myself. I screwed up my life and I screwed up my kids' lives. What the heck am I going to do?" Octomom asks. "I have to pretend I don't regret it."

Nads also reveals that her older children ask about their mysterious father every day: "He's just afraid. He's hiding," she says. "He'll lose everything".

Although the 33-year-old drain on society previously described her kids' dad as a "friend," she now admits that she “secretly wanted him in my life."

Suleman says she wants to apologize to the father, saying "he's probably angry and resentful." She adds, "I'm the ghost that's haunting his existence."

Funny, that's what Hailey Glassman said about Jon Gosselin.

If the unnamed father does not initiate a relationship with her children on his own, Suleman claims she will finally reveal his identity to her oldest child, Elijah, when he turns 18 in ten years, so he can contact his dad if desired.

We wouldn't bet on it. Dude is totally off the grid, living in a trailer in West Virginia as part of a witness protection program and unlikely to surface.

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The war of words between Spencer Pratt and Audrina Patridge has nothing on these two. Octomom Nadya Suleman is absolutely tearing into Kate Gosselin.

In multiple ways!

When her unofficial mouthpiece, Radar Online, showed Octomom some bikini pics of her mega-mom nemesis, she responded like any rational person would:

By tearing them to shreds!

Over the course of a four-minute video, Nadya Suleman:

  • Calls Kate Gosselin a "cheater" for relying on plastic surgery to get her body back in bikini shape following giving birth to twins and sextuplets.
  • Does not like Kate's "boxy" figure.
  • Opines that Kate's boobs are fake.
  • Says she would never get plastic surgery, and that her friends call her the "rubberband" for her body's ability to bounce back following child birth.
  • States, in probably the most flagrant case of pot calling kettle black in human history, that she is not nearly as big an attention whore as Kate.
  • Thinks Gosselin's bikini photos look staged, and that the Jon and Kate Plus 8 star is "pretending" not to notice cameras, and just "desperate."

Once Steve Neild rolls over and passes out, it's your move, Kate.

Crazy Octomom

Nadya Suleman thinks Kate Gosselin "cheated" in regaining her slim figure via plastic surgery. The mother of 14 also thinks the mother of eight has fake breasts.

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Nadya Suleman received a ticket for bilking taxpayers out of tens of thousands of dollars a month driving while talking on her cell phone Tuesday.

The mother of 14 received the citation in La Habra, California.

"Nadya Suleman was pulled over and given a ticket for driving while talking on a cell phone on a public roadway," La Habra Police officer Fred Whiste said.

"She will get a document from the court, explaining what she needs to do. Whether that is providing a bail amount or appear in court, that's her choice."

At least one child was in the car at the time she was pulled over.

Oooooh

Who's exploiting and endangering kids now, Nadya? Maybe she'll think twice before bashing Kate Gosselin (not that there isn't material there) next time.

Who are we kidding, she definitely won't.

The cellphone violation is Octomom's first run-in with the law.

Cops visit her home fairly routinely to respond to complaints about lost, trapped or poorly cared for children. Just wait until Octomom's reality show starts.

In addition to a July 2008 complaint that the children were not cared for sufficiently, La Habra police also visited the home to free a child from a locked bedroom and after Suleman called to report her 5-year-old daughter missing.

The child had wandered off and was found safe.

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Nadya Suleman has a message for fellow mega-mom Kate Gosselin: you need six more kids before you can be mentioned in the same breath as me stop judging me!

In an explosive new interview with Radar Online, a visibly agitated Octomom expressed frustration and rolled her eyes as she watched, for the very first time a tape, of Kate Gosselin's appearance on The Dr. Phil Show last February.

Sexy Nadya Suleman

In the interview, Kate was asked for her impressions of Nadya in the aftermath of her octuplets' birth. Kate proceded to describe her own experience having six kids.

Gosselin spoke at length about determined person she is, how she had such a caring, capable husband (this was pre-Deanna Hummel railing, apparently) helping her with their sextuplets, and that the first year still "almost killed her."

Watching the clip, Octomom was far from enamored with Kate's subtle bashing of her lifestyle, or the Jon and Kate Plus 8 star's noticeably high opinion of herself.

POT, MEET KETTLE: Octomom Nadya Suleman thinks Kate Gosselin is not only an attention whore, but an unstable person who is trying to sponge off of her fame.

"She needs to stop being so judgmental and stop pulling at straws for attention," Nadya Suleman said, adding that Kate is simply "desperate for attention."

"My children are extremely healthy, strong and happy. That's a fact. Don't you have, like, a lot of issues in your life? A lot of marital problems?" she said.

"Why are you so desperate to glob on to my life," Nadya asked of Kate, who has reportedly set a divorce date with hubby John. "For attention? What?"

Sigh. As we concluded in our Octomom and Kate Gosselin Tale of the Tape last week, there are some celebrity feuds in which there is simply no winner.

Nadya Suleman Biography

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Birthplace
Fullerton, California
Full Name
Nadya Denise Suleman
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