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As we reported Friday, the reality show starring Nadya Suleman, OctoMom: Me & My Fourteen Kids, just premiered on British TV. It will air in the U.S. at a later date.

Apparently, the Octomom documentary features a particularly frank assessment from the mom of 14 on why she had octuplets when she had six kids to start with.

"You don't understand," Nadya Suleman says. "You have these frozen embryos that are there, and they are writing you letters saying, We are charging you this much, and it's going up and up and up every month that they are stored.

"You can either use them or destroy them. You're like, O.K., I have six already. What's another? I decided to take the chance. I didn't want to destroy the embryos."

She's right. What's another kid - or eight - for taxpayers to support?

Octomom and Daughter

Seven percent of Octomom's brood. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Seemingly forgetting that she already had six freaking kids, she emphasizes that she only wanted child #7, not children #7-14. The drain on society says:

"It's not like I was sitting there saying, 'Oh, gosh! I really want eight!' People were thinking, 'Oh, she wanted so, so many.' No! That is not the case at all."

Suleman will receive $250,000 for allowing her ginormous family to be filmed for 11 days. Like the depressing disaster that was her two-hour special on Fox, Suleman's latest media appearance is the only way she can support her kids.

"I made these choices out of the midst of being in survivor mode," the nut job explained. "I think 99 percent of people would have made the same decision."

Nads also refutes rumors she had plastic surgery to resemble Angelina Jolie ... blaming "pregnancy weight." Which always impacts one's facial features.

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Last night, a one-hour documentary called Octomom: Me and My 14 Kids premiered on British TV. It will air (as My Life As the Octomom) at a later date in the U.S.

In this low point for reality TV, the freak says "sometimes I think God is testing me," defending herself against her critics, adding: "I'm a competent, good mother."

Nadya Suleman, now a mom of 14, is open about her struggle to bond with each of her octuplets in the early stages of life, admitting that "it takes a while ... I found myself bonding with, like, three or four [more] than the others. It's so hard."

Also hard? Raising more than a dozen kids with no job. Oh wait, no it's not, taxpayers will gladly pick up the tab there. In fact, she should probably have more kids.

The show's producer and director, Luke Campbell, called Nadya "tenacious," as well as "completely approachable" with "a logical sense of the enormity of her situation."

This is the first time anyone has ever used "logical" and "Octomom" in the same sentence. Campbell did acknowledge that he worries about Suleman at times.

"She burst into tears for half an hour mid shoot," he recalled. "[Nadya Suleman] means well, but I don't think in the future she's really going to be able to really provide the necessary level of monitoring and mothering [that a child needs]."

YA THINK?!

Shooting for the documentary, and future installments to air at later dates, began in April. While distinguishing her show from Jon and Kate Plus 8, Nadya says:

"You live in my life one day and you'll see, you'll realize: it's ludicrous."

Indeed. Follow the jump to see a clip of this crap ...

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We're not sure what humanity did to deserve this kind of punishment, but a higher power must think we deserve it if rumors of a new reality show starring both Jon Gosselin and Octomom Nadya Suleman are true.

The producers of Cheaters report that Nadya had an "insatiable desire to spend time with Jon and put their families together," and that in turn, they brainstormed a show entitled Jon Minus Kate = Jon Octomom.

We're guessing that's only a working title.

In any case, the show's producers certainly don't think lightly of their idea, or their two stars, who they call "two biggest media sensations of our generation."

We would have chosen other language. But it looks like a team effort between the emotionally abusive tool and human baby factory is at least being pushed.

Jon is Smokin'

A better title would be The Reality Show From Hell.

The pitch for Jon Minus Kate = Jon Octomom, obtained by one network it was pitched to, begins modestly: "Mohammed and the Mountain started a religion."

It gets better: "Mickey Mantle and Roger Maris started a Yankee dynasty. Lennon and McCartney started a music revolution." Then, the big kicker (pause) ...

"Jon and Octomom start a whole new reality in the world of Reality TV."

The pitch claims the show's so revolutionary it will rival American Idol in the ratings, but "there will be no rival in the shocking nature of this pairing."

If there's any silver lining to be found in this, it's that everyone can hate these two. Just put the Israelis and Palestinians together for a showing and they'll emerge best of friends, united in the hatred of a common enemy.

Who sucks more?

 

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Just nine months after giving birth to eight freaking babies, single mother of 14 freaking babies overall Nadya Suleman is back into her pre-baby jeans.

Yup, Octomom lost 145 pounds. No trainer or plastic surgery required.

"I was eating everything in sight," the drain on society recalls.

"I topped 270 pounds while pregnant," the mother of Elijah, 8; Amerah, 7; Joshua, 6; Aidan, 4; Calyssa and Caleb, 3; and Josiah, Makai, Jeremiah, Nariyah, Jonah, Noah, Maliyah and Isaiah, 9 months, tells the new issue of Us Weekly.

While she easily bounced back after her other pregnancies, getting back into shape after welcoming eight babies wasn't as easy. Really, you're kidding.

Instantly erasing 40 pounds after delivering her octuplets, Nadya Suleman felt compelled to join the local gym after welcoming the bundles of joy.

Glad La Habra, Calif., taxpayers sprung for her membership.

Octo-Wave

BYE, BYE, WEIGHT: Hello, tabloids! Jobless media whore and mother of 14 Nadya Suleman, a.k.a. Octomom, shares weight loss tips and clamors for attention.

Nadya fits in thrice-weekly midnight workouts (while a taxpayer-funded nanny watches over her sleeping children) with strength training but no cardio.

"I get enough of that with the kids," Suleman said.

The 34-year-old Suleman also maintains a strict diet of five protein-packed meals or snacks a day normally consist of "anything the kids are eating."

Food staples in the Suleman household? Oatmeal, sushi, turkey, and even homemade baby food. "As long as it's nutritious, it's good to eat," she said.

The disgrace also loves to gorge herself on one particular indulgence every day and not even worry about any empty carbs as a result: Publicity.

Hey, if she can't exploit her kids for money, there's always her own body. Gotta give the hyper-fertile one credit for being versatile at least.

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The Hollywood Gossip celebrated the return of its Caption Contest yesterday.

Our readers did not disappoint, writing over 100 potential captions for the photo of Nadya "Octomom" Suleman below. Your winner is Lickitysplit.

Octomom, Family

Congratulations on a job well done! The winning entry appears below the photo, and you can click here to read the full list of submissions we received.

Honorable mentions go out to Texasmom, KT, and Grandma B. Thanks to everybody for their efforts and best of luck in our next Caption Contest!

Mom, why is your uterus running away?

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The Hollywood Gossip is pleased to announce the return of its Caption Contest, where readers try to write the funniest caption for the photo below!

The rules are simple. Look at the celebrity photo below. Click comments and send in your caption(s). Have fun. Tomorrow, we'll announce a winner.

Nadya and Kid

It's that easy, and we have a feeling you have lots of material to work with here. Leave as many captions as you want and be as harsh as you like!

Give it your best shot(s) for picture of Octomom Nadya Suleman...

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Forget Britney Spears. Heidi Montag has a new celebrity hero.

"She said she wanted to be the next Octomom!" her co-star Audrina Patridge said at the Surfrider's Gala on Friday in L.A. "I was like, 'Heidi, no you don't!'"

Octomom, a.k.a. Nadya Suleman, has 14 kids and no job. Or significant other. Oh yes, she was a single mother of six before giving birth to her octuplets.

Even she admits "it was a mistake" to have so many kids "without a father figure." Well, Heidi would pretty much be in the same boat with Spencer Pratt.

They've both got the plastic surgery thing down pat, too ...

Heidi's Pups

Heidi Montag and the useless baby factory who's become her new idol.

Patridge said that Montag is "ready for kids." Spencer Pratt, though?

On The View, he smarmy one said he wasn't sleeping with his baby-crazy wife wants to get pregnant and might pull the goalie on him. On last week's episode of The Hills, he joked (semi-seriously) that he wanted to get his tubes tied.

Audrina isn't concerned that the clash might cause them to split. They are "bickering back and forth, like any married couple sometimes does," she said.

She said that marriage has made Speidi an even stronger couple.

"They're really close," Patridge told Us. "They're inseparable."

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Fox's two-hour suckfest Nadya Suleman (Octomom) was pretty much a collection of all our past gossip columns on the mother of 14, only in video form.

In other words, Octomom: The Incredible Unseen Footage more closely resembled Cops than Jon and Kate Plus 8, and featured an more annoying mom.

Among the "unseen" highlights delivered to our living rooms by Fox last night, many of which we previously reported on at The Hollywood Gossip ...

  • Nadya squealing, "What am I, the president?!" at the celebrity gossip reporters waiting outside her house when she returns from the hospital.
  • Creepy, overdramatic music playing when Suleman got all creeped out by the free nannies she received, then fired, calling them "obsessive."
  • Suleman reacting to one of Kate Gosselin's infamous bikini shots with, "Oh my God, that is so staged!" Okay, that part was kind of hilarious.
  • Octomom telling her own mom not to worry about her supporting 14 kids on no income: "You grew up in a completely different environment - this is a different time." Indeed it is. California has loads of cash to shell out to deadbeats.

That's enough for our synopsis. Follow the link for all the Nadya Suleman pictures you can stomach and if you dare, check out the video clip below ...

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Nadya Suleman has landed back in Kaiser Permanente Hospital in Bellflower, Calif., a source close to the drain on society reports Wednesday morning.

While the reason for her hospitalization is unknown, the source added that Nadya Suleman is expected to remain there for at least 24-48 hours.

“This is not a big deal and Nadya should be back on her feet in a couple of days” the source told Radar Online. Ah. We can only pray, and hope.

Maybe they can cure her chronic case of siphoning off taxpayers.

Octomom Talking

FERTILITY: Octomom has that going for her. And nothing else.

Nadya Suleman, a single, jobless mom of 14, underwent minor surgery in May. Sadly, that operation have not made her infertile, so the brood may grow yet.

Octomom: The Incredible Unseen Footage - yes, a two-hour Octomom TV special - will air Wednesday, August 19 on Fox. Set your DVR so you don't miss it.

The program will chronicle the saga of Nadya, who despite having six kids already, got artificially inseminated with eight more and gave birth in January.

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Yes. In one of the most anticipated events in recent television history, Octomom: The Incredible Unseen Footage, will air as a two-hour special August 19.

Naturally, Fox will do the honors of presenting this watershed moment in child exploitation. Gloria Allred should have a press release coming out shortly.

Foreclosed

According to a press release, viewers will be able to witness "the emotional struggles, physical complications and financial burdens of this drain on society single mother of 14," who gave birth to eight children this past January.

Yes. She had six effing kids before the octuplets. Incredible.

SHE SURE CAN REPRODUCE: Octomom, our single greatest asset against the human race ever dying off, has already created 14 humans. [Photo: Fame Pictures]

"From the day the octuplets were born, the cameras had unprecedented access to every area of Suleman’s life," the shameless press release continued.

"For more than seven months, cameras documented Nadya Suleman, capturing some incredible footage, including the private moments and the reactions of Suleman’s family, as well as Suleman’s own feelings, doubts and fears."

In a sign of the apocalypse, Suleman has signed with a European production company for a reality show. The show begins filming on September 1.

The 14 mistakes need to lawyer up ASAP.