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Incomparable waste of space Nadya Suleman accepted an offer from PETA to use her lawn to promote responsible pet ownership in exchange for cash and food.

That's one way to stave off foreclosure.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) sent Suleman's lawyer an offer to pay for placement of a sign in the yard of her La Habra, California, home.

The sign would read: "Don't let your dog or cat become an 'Octomom.' Always spay or neuter." The photo features a litter of kittens nursing with their mother.

The Awful Octo Mom

Will shill for PETA for food. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

The offer is intended to call attention to dog and cat overpopulation, and unlike PETA's Tiger Woods ad, Nadya actually needs the money and will agree to it!

"Every year, 6 to 8 million animals enter animal shelters, and roughly half of them are euthanized because of a lack of good homes," she said in a statement.

The unmarried Suleman already had six children when she gave birth to octuplets in 2009. That's right, she had six before her vagina became a clown car.

All 14 of her kids were conceived via in vitro fertilization.

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Nadya Suleman has fallen on hard times. Might she be rescued by a few hard times of a very different nature? You never know, people. You just never know.

Octomom is reportedly on the verge of foreclosure on her California home for missing a series of California mortgage loan payments. ASTONISHING news.

Fortunately for the cash-strapped mother of 14, a knight in shining armor is offering to ride to the rescue. The only caveat? He will be riding her. Hard.

The adult entertainment giant known as Vivid has offered to end her financial woes, provided Octomom star in one of their hard core films as payment.

Should she do it?

Foreclosed

"So ... I have to do what?!" [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Last year Vivid offered her $1 million to star in a film with eight guys. No idea where they came up with that number, but good to see they're so persistent.

Vivid claimed that Nadya Suleman had until close of business Tuesday to make her mortgage payment, and was hoping to work out a deal with her by then.

Before she scoffs at the idea, she should remember that Kim Kardashian turned the publicity surrounding her Vivid sex tape with Ray J into a huge career.

It also beats living on the street, although we're sure Octomom has a few taxpayer-funded avenues yet to explore. Heaven forbid she actually get a job ...

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In case you had doubts that Nadya Suleman is bat$h!t insane, and royally sucks in general, consider them cleared up thanks to her visit to The View today.

Dressed in a low-cut mini-dress with go-go boots, definitely appropriate attire for the mother of half the U.S. population, Octomom babbled incoherently.

We're talking even more than usual!

The hosts asked about her exercise regimen and showed published Nadya Suleman pictures showing the drain on society wearing a small bathing suit.

Octomom's more conservative attire.

Octomom said of that photo shoot, “I did this for revenue. I’m very up front about that.” She then denied doing it for money and said her babies come first.

So it went, asserting one thing one minute, denying it the next, acting generally unstable and mixing in painfully annoying hyena laughs for good measure.

So unnerved were hosts Joy Behar and Sherri Shepherd that they insinuated how Nads is probably not right in the head. Octomom proceeded to tweak out.

Follow the jump for a video of Octomom on The View ...

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Horrible, society-draining, fame-seeking mother of octuplets and six other freaking kids Nadya Suleman is going to be dropping by The View next week.

Whoop dee $h!t.

Nadya Suleman will be a guest on the hit program that has made her lifestyle and her children a frequent topic of debate for the better part of a year now.

The general consensus: She sucks. And is insane.

Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepherd begin grilling her dumb ass (hopefully) Wednesday at 11 a.m.

Vagina = Clown Car

Oh, but apparently it is.

Despite gaining international attention last year for giving birth to octuplets, the second full set of octuplets born alive in the U.S., Nadya Suleman had six kids already.

She conceived all 14 kids by in vitro fertilization and has no f*%king job. Although that may change, at long last, if she is given a gig she's seeking as a game show host.

Yes, really.

Quite the example to set and way to contribute to society, Nads. The octuplets turned one year old in January. The city of La Habra, Calif., is slowly going bankrupt.

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Octomom needs to get a freaking job.

That being said, her reportedly meeting with the Game Show Network and seeking employment, seems slightly less ridiculous than it would for most "stars."

Octo-Freaky

With 14 mouths to feed, Nadya Suleman could use some cash money, especially now that her reality TV show appears to be a no-go as a continuing project.

Bad news for Octomom. Good for everyone else.

Nadya Suleman and one of her six non-octuplets.

The Game Show Network features shows including High Stakes Poker, Catch 21 and The Newlywed Game, in addition to tons and tons of reruns 24/7/365.

Nadya’s reps won’t say if she’s meeting to be a guest star on a show or looking for a real job. But Radar Online has confirmed she is seeking employment.

She has been criticized for relying on taxpayer money to feed her children and said she would like to write a book and also eventually work as a counselor.

LOL. That's worse than Conrad Murray being a doctor! Oh, wait ...

Potential ideas for a new Octomom game show: The Welfare Challenge; Find That Embryo; Fertility Doctor Lawsuits; How Much Can Your Vagina Take?

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One year ago today, Nadya Suleman spawned eight babies at the same time, etching a permanent place in celebrity news history and on local welfare rolls.

Detestable as this excuse for a human being is, it's not Noah, Makai, Josiah, Jeremiah, Maliyah, Isaiah, Nariyah or Jonah's fault. Happy birthday, kiddos!

We hope you enjoy your birthday cake today while mom "works" - she's slimming down for a bikini shoot courtesy of Star magazine. Hey, it's money.

Whatever she's doing, it seems to be working ...

Octo-freak

Octomom has lost a lot of weight. And likely had some serious work done on her face. Is she trying to look like Angelina Jolie? Yeesh. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

As for the scene at home? It's understandably chaotic.

"That place is a buzz," says Jeff Czech, attorney for Nadya Suleman. "There's constant cooking, constant cleaning, and if not cooking and cleaning, there's a baby in the kitchen sink, and Nadya's giving one of the kids a bath. It's a swirl of activity."

Naturally, Octofreak enjoys the help of three live-in nannies she probably relies on state aid to pay for at her La Habra, Calif., home. Hey, you gotta free up time to lose 145 pounds at the gum and score celebrity news magazine covers.

And so goes the life of the Octomom. So ... would you hit it?

 

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A red-hot bikini photo of Nadya Suleman adorns the cover of Star magazine, which claims the mother of 14 had no plastic surgery to get her body back in shape.

No, rather than going Heidi Montag, Octomom just works out like a madwoman at taxpayers' expense at the gym, while taxpayer-funded nannies watch her brood.

Commentary aside, she sure has lost a lot of weight since welcoming her octuplets last year. We'd almost, well ... would you go there? Vote in our poll below ...

Octomom Bikini Pic

Octomom: Would you hit it?

 

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In long overdue news, the doctor who helped Nadya Suleman get pregnant with octuplets is being accused of negligence by the Medical Board of California.

Dr. Michael Kamrava acted beyond the reasonable judgment of a treating physician by repeatedly providing fertility treatments to a patient named "N.S."

The board is demanding the "revoking or suspending" of Kamrava's Physician and Surgeon's license. No hearing has been set, but it won't be a hard sell.

Kamrava has already been dismissed from the American Society for Reproductive Medicine in the wake of Octomom getting pregnant with babies 7-14.

That's right, she had six to start with. No wonder the Medical Board of California says the doctor "was placing her offspring at risk for potential harm."

Octo-Wave

The doc cost La Habra, Calif., taxpayers a lot of money!

Officials say Michael Kamrava must be disciplined because he acted with "gross negligence" with regard to the treatment of this gigantic drain on society:

His failure to recognize that [Suleman's] behavior was outside the norm, they said. Hmm, ya think?! Revocation or suspension may not even be enough.

Specifically, Kamrava is accused of negligence in three instances:

  1. Transferring too many embryos
  2. Repeatedly transferring fresh embryos when frozen ones were available
  3. Failing to refer Nadya Suleman for a mental health evaluation.

He is also accused of giving Suleman too much of a hormone while stimulating in vitro fertilization, and poor record keeping. Gotta get a secretary, man.

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The Kardashians know about krys for attention, but their Khristmas Kard can't even front on Octomom, the hardest-working unemployed baby pimp in Cali.

For a holiday-themed photo shoot with celebrity gossip magazine Life & Style, Nadya Suleman picked out her favorite holiday attire skanky Santa lingerie.

Octomom the Freak

There may be a time and place for loose Santas if you're into role playing, but we're guessing whatever such fantasies you have don't include octuplets.

Check out this egregious display of child exploitation ...

OCTOMOM FOCUSES ON WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT: A tabloid editor actually printed that, and presumably not as an ironic joke. What a world we live in.

We have to say, those are cute kids, even if most/all are looking less than thrilled to be there. Maybe their taxpayer-funded Christmas gifts weren't satisfactory.

Apparently the other six kids Nadya Suleman has were with their babysitter, further draining the coffers of La Habra, California in the midst of a financial crisis.

Happy holidays!

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If you listen to music today, you're bound to hear some if not most artists aided by Auto-Tune, a phase vocoder that corrects pitch in vocal performances.

Thus, it has enabled individuals with no ability to sing, such as Kanye West, Heidi Montag and Britney Spears, among many others, to pretend they can!

In addition to correcting inaccuracies, auto-tuning vocoders can also be used to amusingly distort a human voice if pitch is dramatically raised or lowered.

Using this technology, you can turn anything into a good song. That said, below is a video detailing the year that was: synched up and perfectly in tune!

Here's Spencer Pratt, Octomom, Lady Gaga, Balloon Boy, Jon Gosselin, Sully the airline pilot, Kanye himself and even the U.S. President recapping 2009 ...

Nadya Suleman Biography

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Birthplace
Fullerton, California
Full Name
Nadya Denise Suleman
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