Nadya Suleman

Horrible, society-draining, fame-seeking mother of octuplets and six other freaking kids Nadya Suleman is going to be dropping by The View next week.

Whoop dee $h!t.

Nadya Suleman will be a guest on the hit program that has made her lifestyle and her children a frequent topic of debate for the better part of a year now.

The general consensus: She sucks. And is insane.

Barbara Walters, Whoopi Goldberg, Joy Behar, Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Sherri Shepherd begin grilling her dumb ass (hopefully) Wednesday at 11 a.m.

Oh, but apparently it is.

Despite gaining international attention last year for giving birth to octuplets, the second full set of octuplets born alive in the U.S., Nadya Suleman had six kids already.

She conceived all 14 kids by in vitro fertilization and has no f*%king job. Although that may change, at long last, if she is given a gig she's seeking as a game show host.

Yes, really.

Quite the example to set and way to contribute to society, Nads. The octuplets turned one year old in January. The city of La Habra, Calif., is slowly going bankrupt.

Octomom needs to get a freaking job.

That being said, her reportedly meeting with the Game Show Network and seeking employment, seems slightly less ridiculous than it would for most "stars."

With 14 mouths to feed, Nadya Suleman could use some cash money, especially now that her reality TV show appears to be a no-go as a continuing project.

Bad news for Octomom. Good for everyone else.

Nadya Suleman and one of her six non-octuplets.

The Game Show Network features shows including High Stakes Poker, Catch 21 and The Newlywed Game, in addition to tons and tons of reruns 24/7/365.

Nadya’s reps won’t say if she’s meeting to be a guest star on a show or looking for a real job. But Radar Online has confirmed she is seeking employment.

She has been criticized for relying on taxpayer money to feed her children and said she would like to write a book and also eventually work as a counselor.

LOL. That's worse than Conrad Murray being a doctor! Oh, wait ...

Potential ideas for a new Octomom game show: The Welfare Challenge; Find That Embryo; Fertility Doctor Lawsuits; How Much Can Your Vagina Take?

One year ago today, Nadya Suleman spawned eight babies at the same time, etching a permanent place in celebrity news history and on local welfare rolls.

Detestable as this excuse for a human being is, it's not Noah, Makai, Josiah, Jeremiah, Maliyah, Isaiah, Nariyah or Jonah's fault. Happy birthday, kiddos!

We hope you enjoy your birthday cake today while mom "works" - she's slimming down for a bikini shoot courtesy of Star magazine. Hey, it's money.

Whatever she's doing, it seems to be working ...

Octomom has lost a lot of weight. And likely had some serious work done on her face. Is she trying to look like Angelina Jolie? Yeesh. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

As for the scene at home? It's understandably chaotic.

"That place is a buzz," says Jeff Czech, attorney for Nadya Suleman. "There's constant cooking, constant cleaning, and if not cooking and cleaning, there's a baby in the kitchen sink, and Nadya's giving one of the kids a bath. It's a swirl of activity."

Naturally, Octofreak enjoys the help of three live-in nannies she probably relies on state aid to pay for at her La Habra, Calif., home. Hey, you gotta free up time to lose 145 pounds at the gum and score celebrity news magazine covers.

And so goes the life of the Octomom. So ... would you hit it?

A red-hot bikini photo of Nadya Suleman adorns the cover of Star magazine, which claims the mother of 14 had no plastic surgery to get her body back in shape.

No, rather than going Heidi Montag, Octomom just works out like a madwoman at taxpayers' expense at the gym, while taxpayer-funded nannies watch her brood.

Commentary aside, she sure has lost a lot of weight since welcoming her octuplets last year. We'd almost, well ... would you go there? Vote in our poll below ...

Octomom: Would you hit it?

In long overdue news, the doctor who helped Nadya Suleman get pregnant with octuplets is being accused of negligence by the Medical Board of California.

Dr. Michael Kamrava acted beyond the reasonable judgment of a treating physician by repeatedly providing fertility treatments to a patient named "N.S."

The board is demanding the "revoking or suspending" of Kamrava's Physician and Surgeon's license. No hearing has been set, but it won't be a hard sell.

Kamrava has already been dismissed from the American Society for Reproductive Medicine in the wake of Octomom getting pregnant with babies 7-14.

That's right, she had six to start with. No wonder the Medical Board of California says the doctor "was placing her offspring at risk for potential harm."

The doc cost La Habra, Calif., taxpayers a lot of money!

Officials say Michael Kamrava must be disciplined because he acted with "gross negligence" with regard to the treatment of this gigantic drain on society:

His failure to recognize that [Suleman's] behavior was outside the norm, they said. Hmm, ya think?! Revocation or suspension may not even be enough.

Specifically, Kamrava is accused of negligence in three instances:

1. Transferring too many embryos
2. Repeatedly transferring fresh embryos when frozen ones were available
3. Failing to refer Nadya Suleman for a mental health evaluation.

He is also accused of giving Suleman too much of a hormone while stimulating in vitro fertilization, and poor record keeping. Gotta get a secretary, man.

The Kardashians know about krys for attention, but their Khristmas Kard can't even front on Octomom, the hardest-working unemployed baby pimp in Cali.

For a holiday-themed photo shoot with celebrity gossip magazine Life & Style, Nadya Suleman picked out her favorite holiday attire skanky Santa lingerie.

There may be a time and place for loose Santas if you're into role playing, but we're guessing whatever such fantasies you have don't include octuplets.

Check out this egregious display of child exploitation ...

OCTOMOM FOCUSES ON WHAT'S REALLY IMPORTANT: A tabloid editor actually printed that, and presumably not as an ironic joke. What a world we live in.

We have to say, those are cute kids, even if most/all are looking less than thrilled to be there. Maybe their taxpayer-funded Christmas gifts weren't satisfactory.

Apparently the other six kids Nadya Suleman has were with their babysitter, further draining the coffers of La Habra, California in the midst of a financial crisis.

Happy holidays!

If you listen to music today, you're bound to hear some if not most artists aided by Auto-Tune, a phase vocoder that corrects pitch in vocal performances.

Thus, it has enabled individuals with no ability to sing, such as Kanye West, Heidi Montag and Britney Spears, among many others, to pretend they can!

In addition to correcting inaccuracies, auto-tuning vocoders can also be used to amusingly distort a human voice if pitch is dramatically raised or lowered.

Using this technology, you can turn anything into a good song. That said, below is a video detailing the year that was: synched up and perfectly in tune!

Here's Spencer Pratt, Octomom, Lady Gaga, Balloon Boy, Jon Gosselin, Sully the airline pilot, Kanye himself and even the U.S. President recapping 2009 ...

2009: The Year in Review

When you already have 14 small children you can't support and are one of the biggest drains on society, what incentive do you have to stop there?

Such is the conundrum of the Octomom.

In a new interview for Good Morning America, Nadya Suleman doesn't dismiss the idea of having more children down the line. It's what she does.

"If I wanted to do it the traditional way and get married, that's like another chapter," Suleman says of getting pregnant again ... God help us all.

The mother, interviewed in her home in La Habra, Calif., as she gets her kids ready for bed, says that she typically sleeps 2-3 hours a night.

No clue how much meth she uses to counter the fatigue.

ALL SMILES: Life is good when you sponge off others.

She spends $1,000 in food and 700 diapers per week, goes through 4.5 gallons of milk and eight loads of laundry per day, and her team of five nannies funded entirely by California taxpayers costs her about $10,000 per month.

That is part of the reason why, Suleman says, she agreed to allow a film documentary crew to follow her around for a series of documentaries (not a "reality TV show"), including one that's already aired in the United Kingdom.

Her payment: approximately $250,000 in the first year.

"I'm dammed if I do and dammed if I don't," she says. "Because if I don't do what I need to do in the media to support the kids, I can't take care of them."

Here's the problem with the giant attention seeker's logic, though. If it weren't for the documentary, she'd have no money. She clearly didn't plan on it ahead of time, and what happens when people lose interest and the bills keep piling up?

As we reported Friday, the reality show starring Nadya Suleman, OctoMom: Me & My Fourteen Kids, just premiered on British TV. It will air in the U.S. at a later date.

Apparently, the Octomom documentary features a particularly frank assessment from the mom of 14 on why she had octuplets when she had six kids to start with.

"You don't understand," Nadya Suleman says. "You have these frozen embryos that are there, and they are writing you letters saying, We are charging you this much, and it's going up and up and up every month that they are stored.

"You can either use them or destroy them. You're like, O.K., I have six already. What's another? I decided to take the chance. I didn't want to destroy the embryos."

She's right. What's another kid - or eight - for taxpayers to support?

Seven percent of Octomom's brood. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Seemingly forgetting that she already had six freaking kids, she emphasizes that she only wanted child #7, not children #7-14. The drain on society says:

"It's not like I was sitting there saying, 'Oh, gosh! I really want eight!' People were thinking, 'Oh, she wanted so, so many.' No! That is not the case at all."

Suleman will receive $250,000 for allowing her ginormous family to be filmed for 11 days. Like the depressing disaster that was her two-hour special on Fox, Suleman's latest media appearance is the only way she can support her kids.

"I made these choices out of the midst of being in survivor mode," the nut job explained. "I think 99 percent of people would have made the same decision."

Nads also refutes rumors she had plastic surgery to resemble Angelina Jolie ... blaming "pregnancy weight." Which always impacts one's facial features.

Last night, a one-hour documentary called Octomom: Me and My 14 Kids premiered on British TV. It will air (as My Life As the Octomom) at a later date in the U.S.

In this low point for reality TV, the freak says "sometimes I think God is testing me," defending herself against her critics, adding: "I'm a competent, good mother."

Nadya Suleman, now a mom of 14, is open about her struggle to bond with each of her octuplets in the early stages of life, admitting that "it takes a while ... I found myself bonding with, like, three or four [more] than the others. It's so hard."

Also hard? Raising more than a dozen kids with no job. Oh wait, no it's not, taxpayers will gladly pick up the tab there. In fact, she should probably have more kids.

The show's producer and director, Luke Campbell, called Nadya "tenacious," as well as "completely approachable" with "a logical sense of the enormity of her situation."

This is the first time anyone has ever used "logical" and "Octomom" in the same sentence. Campbell did acknowledge that he worries about Suleman at times.

"She burst into tears for half an hour mid shoot," he recalled. "[Nadya Suleman] means well, but I don't think in the future she's really going to be able to really provide the necessary level of monitoring and mothering [that a child needs]."

YA THINK?!

Shooting for the documentary, and future installments to air at later dates, began in April. While distinguishing her show from Jon and Kate Plus 8, Nadya says:

"You live in my life one day and you'll see, you'll realize: it's ludicrous."

Indeed. Follow the jump to see a clip of this crap ...

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