Nadya Suleman

We don't cover a lot of stars who are flat broke here at THG, but most celebrities don't become celebrities by having 14 freaking kids and no freaking job.

Have you met Nadya Suleman?

Since giving birth to octuplets, Octomom has supported herself by selling access to her life, but apparently that isn't too lucrative: She's going on welfare.

While it doesn't make us feel good to criticize the less fortunate, it's hard not to blame Octomom's tough situation on the Angelina Jolie lookalike herself.

We feel bad for Octomom's children. Just not Octomom.

"Nadya is running out of money very quickly," a source close to the infamous mom said. "She's still hoping to pull off a deal that will pay her a fortune."

"At this point it just doesn't seem possible."

Knock us over with a feather ...

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The only rhythm Nadya Suleman is familiar with is cranking kids out of her body in remarkable syncopation, but why let that stop her from chasing the dream?

Octomom is angling for a spot on Dancing with the Stars, says her lawyer, Jeff Czech: "Nadya is in top physical shape. She has been working out for months."

Bristol Palin, you're on notice!

Octomom would have at least 14 votes ... [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

The mother of 14 has had a strong interest in dance and Dancing with the Stars is one of the few shows that she takes time to watch, reports Czech.

"She'd love to do it," he says.

Don't hold your breath, Octo. Nadya is not on the DWTS short list, although look how well Kate Gosselin did for them last season. We're just saying.

Nadya Suleman, mother of 14? We know her. Nadya Suleman, drain on society? She's familiar to us too. Nadya Suleman, best-selling author? WTF!

It's true. Octomom has just finished an autobiography of her extraordinary existence as a tax dollar vacuum, mother of octuplets and six other kids.

The one potential snag? No one wants to publish it. This restores our faith in society somewhat, although we expect someone will eventually cave.

Nadya has been shopping her book around to publishers, but no one has offered her a publication deal that she wants to go with,” a source said.

“She has been talking with publishers, but is not nearing a deal."

Since she's living hand to mouth, she might want to jump at one.

“She is holding out because she feels like her personal story is [more lucrative] and worth a lot more than anyone is even interested in paying.”

In 2009, Nadya’s lawyer Jeff Czech confirmed that Wendy Leigh would be ghost writing the book, but Leigh was later said to have quit the job.

“She agreed to write, but once she found out the pay and conditions Nadya Suleman insisted on, she quit working with her,” a source added.

Leigh declined to comment on her relationship with Nads.

Nadya has written the entire book by herself, but doesn’t reveal the identity of the man she says was the sperm donor for all 14 of her kids.

She is also keeping the book title a secret: “She thinks it is clever and will make people want to buy the book.” Some proposed titles ...

• My Life as a Whale
• Watch Your Back, Duggars
  
• Bilking California Taxpayers: A Memoir
• Fourteen Kids, One Vagina: A True Story
• 15 Minutes of Fame, 14 Kids at Home: My Story

Nadya Denise Doud-Suleman Gutierrez, better known as just Nadya Suleman, or just the drain on society we call Octomom, is 35 today. Happy birthday, we guess!

The California lady gave birth to octuplets in January 2009, only the second full set to be born alive in the United States. Oh, and she had six children prior to that.

And no job, and no partner.

No wonder she's living hand-to-mouth. Free advice to all you unemployed single ladies out there - think twice before having 14 children via IVF. You're welcome.

So congratulations, Nads, on one more year of bilking taxpayers! Many happy returns! Click to enlarge some gems from our gallery of Nadya Suleman pictures:

She was recently bailed out by PETA, but Nadya Suleman is currently living hand to mouth and in dire need of financial help, according to her lawyer, Jeff Czech.

We doubt anyone is surprised ... or concerned, for that matter.

“The truth is Nadya is living from month to month right now,” he said. “There are a few deals in the pipeline ... I hope that these will materialize for her family."

The attorney added that despite her mounting fiscal woes, “Fortunately, she does not seem to be getting down about the situation, though it does concern me.”

Nadya was able to keep her home after getting a six month California mortgage extension and PETA stepped in with a $5,000 home loan payment and food.

The kids and bills add up fast. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

But despite making a good amount of extra cash this year with various appearances, Nadya Suleman is still in financial trouble. Having 14 kids will do that.

“I want to do the best for her that I can," Czech said. "we have no legal rights to the biological father of her children being financially responsible for them.”

So we're blaming the dad? Shouldn't Nads take responsibility for her own actions? The Duggar family has 19 kids but support them debt free. Just saying.

The day of reckoning still may not be far off, either. Octomom faces foreclosure if she can't pay off her $450,000 California home loan by September 10.

She may want to take Vivid Entertainment up on its next offer.

American's favorite baby factory, who gave birth to octuplets after having six kids already, is endorsing a PETA campaign to promote neutering of dogs and cats.

Hey, they're helping Nadya Suleman pay the mortgage. Facing foreclosure, she was fresh out of options, California home loan rates being what they are and all.

The 34-year-old Octomom is being paid $5,000 to keep a sign promoting spay and neuter surgeries for critters in her garden in La Habra, Calif, until June 9.

That's the deadline when city officials say it must be removed. The sign reads: "Don't Let Your Dog Or Cat Become An Octomom. Always Spay Or Neuter. PETA."

Since giving birth to her eight babies 16 months ago, Nadya Suleman has struggled to pay bills and was in danger of losing her home like so many Americans.

Don't let your daughters do it, either.

Her lawyer negotiated an extension on a $450,000 California mortgage bill that had been due in March, and after PETA stepped in, she made this month's bill!

She declined a more lucrative offer in favor of PETA's.

"It's really a win-win situation for everyone involved," PETA campaign coordinator Amanda Fortino said of helping Octomom and animals at the same time.

Ever generous, the group is also throwing in a month's supply of vegan hot dogs and burgers for Nads and her 14 children. That's a lot of gross hot dogs!

Octomom couldn't be happier: "I love animals and believe they should be spayed or neutered," she said at her home "Humans of course are much different."

Sure, but maybe an exception can be made. Right? Please?

Oprah Winfrey has made headlines recently, thanks to a book by Kitty Kelley accusing her of lying about her upbringing, sexuality and other matters.

One way to take negative heat off yourself? Interview Octomom!

Though she has no regrets, Nadya "Octomom" Suleman the Big O via satellite that she lives with a "tremendous amount of guilt" for what she did.

That being give birth to eight babies as an unemployed single mother of six. She said she did it out of her "own childish desires to compensate."

Raised an only child, she said she was "trying to fill some missing piece inside." Oddly enough, they were conceived IVF - no actual piece inside.

Nadya Suleman: Just so wrong.

Instead of filling the void with a significant other, she filled it with Elijah, 8; Amerah, 7; Joshua, 6, Aiden, 5, twins Caleb and Calyssa, 3; and the 14-month octuplets, Noah, Maliyah, Isaiah, Nariyah, Makai, Josiah, Jeremiah and Jonah.

"I've always coveted that connection, that attachment to another being."

"The connection felt safer with children than with a significant other, more predictable," said Nadya Suleman. "The security. I was hungering for security."

Not financial security, obviously, but that's another ball of wax.

"We're surviving," she said (thanks to a bailout by PETA). "We're going, going, going, just trying to keep up. You don't have time to think, to reflect, feel anything. It is a choice. I own all of the responsibility for my poor choices."

Perhaps the first intelligent thing she's ever said.

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Incomparable waste of space Nadya Suleman accepted an offer from PETA to use her lawn to promote responsible pet ownership in exchange for cash and food.

That's one way to stave off foreclosure.

People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) sent Suleman's lawyer an offer to pay for placement of a sign in the yard of her La Habra, California, home.

The sign would read: "Don't let your dog or cat become an 'Octomom.' Always spay or neuter." The photo features a litter of kittens nursing with their mother.

Will shill for PETA for food. [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

The offer is intended to call attention to dog and cat overpopulation, and unlike PETA's Tiger Woods ad, Nadya actually needs the money and will agree to it!

"Every year, 6 to 8 million animals enter animal shelters, and roughly half of them are euthanized because of a lack of good homes," she said in a statement.

The unmarried Suleman already had six children when she gave birth to octuplets in 2009. That's right, she had six before her vagina became a clown car.

All 14 of her kids were conceived via in vitro fertilization.

Nadya Suleman has fallen on hard times. Might she be rescued by a few hard times of a very different nature? You never know, people. You just never know.

Octomom is reportedly on the verge of foreclosure on her California home for missing a series of California mortgage loan payments. ASTONISHING news.

Fortunately for the cash-strapped mother of 14, a knight in shining armor is offering to ride to the rescue. The only caveat? He will be riding her. Hard.

The adult entertainment giant known as Vivid has offered to end her financial woes, provided Octomom star in one of their hard core films as payment.

Should she do it?

"So ... I have to do what?!" [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Last year Vivid offered her $1 million to star in a film with eight guys. No idea where they came up with that number, but good to see they're so persistent.

Vivid claimed that Nadya Suleman had until close of business Tuesday to make her mortgage payment, and was hoping to work out a deal with her by then.

Before she scoffs at the idea, she should remember that Kim Kardashian turned the publicity surrounding her Vivid sex tape with Ray J into a huge career.

It also beats living on the street, although we're sure Octomom has a few taxpayer-funded avenues yet to explore. Heaven forbid she actually get a job ...

In case you had doubts that Nadya Suleman is bat$h!t insane, and royally sucks in general, consider them cleared up thanks to her visit to The View today.

Dressed in a low-cut mini-dress with go-go boots, definitely appropriate attire for the mother of half the U.S. population, Octomom babbled incoherently.

We're talking even more than usual!

The hosts asked about her exercise regimen and showed published Nadya Suleman pictures showing the drain on society wearing a small bathing suit.

Octomom's more conservative attire.

Octomom said of that photo shoot, “I did this for revenue. I’m very up front about that.” She then denied doing it for money and said her babies come first.

So it went, asserting one thing one minute, denying it the next, acting generally unstable and mixing in painfully annoying hyena laughs for good measure.

So unnerved were hosts Joy Behar and Sherri Shepherd that they insinuated how Nads is probably not right in the head. Octomom proceeded to tweak out.

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