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Most people wouldn't rank Octomom high on the MILF scale, but even if they did, she would probably not oblige. She's not interested in sex. Like at all.

In an interview with Steppin' Out, Nadya Suleman made it quite clear that her vagina functions as a clown car for tiny humans and not as an erogenous zone.

You're welcome for searing that imagery into your brains.

  • Octomom Cleavage Action!
  • Octomom Steppin' Out Cover

Despite being married for a time, Nadya Suleman says she was rarely intimate with her spouse, if at all. Saving herself for an IVF needle? Who knows.

"I can tell you I never touched him physically. It was a different type of marriage. That's all I want to say about it," she says, before elaborating anyway.

"I'm the kind of person who can be with a man for years and never touch him. My mind is not wired that way. I don't need that kind of thing."

"People need sex, but I don't ... I have zero sexual interest."

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When Octomom is calling you out, you need serious help.

Not that this is a new revelation for Casey Anthony (who will be seeking mental health treatment), a woman so hated that even one of the most notorious drains on society, Nadya Suleman, is sick just thinking about her.

"I would die for my children," Octomom tells Steppin' Out Magazine. "The whole [Casey Anthony] case makes me nauseous. It makes me sick."

Bag It Octo

Octomom has been called a lot of things, but never a killer!

Casey was acquitted last month of killing her 2-year-old daughter, Caylee Anthony. She was released July 17 and went immediately into hiding.

Many people are convinced she got away with murder.

"The thought that Casey Anthony would even entertain the idea of harming her child makes me sick," Nadya, herself a mother of 14, said.

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Octomom Nadya Suleman made another startling claim today, accusing her former fertility doctor, Michael Kamrava, of having her sign crucial paperwork she was "not lucid" and under the influence of "valium and a cocktail of drugs."

So she claims, anyway.

In a talk with Dr. Drew Thursday, Octomom said she was not of sound mind when she signed a consent form for 12 embryos to be implanted inside her.

HUGE Mess

One thing led to another, and she had eight babies in January 2009.

Nadya Suleman claims Kamrava "wrote something [and] he gave it to me to sign" inside his Beverly Hills office before the procedure was completed.

"I signed it, and I didn't read it," Suleman said, adding tha  she wanted more children than the six she had already, but never intended on eight.

GOSH no.

In the revealing chat, the drain on society was introspective about her motivations in becoming one of the country's most infamous moms.

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Remember Octomom's interview with In Touch, which she turned around and swore never happened, railing against the celebrity news magazine?

She totes gave that interview, and made those comments, verbatim.

We don't blame Nadya Suleman for not gushing about parenthood 24/7, or for being more than a little burned out, with 14 mouths to feed and all.

Still, "I am absolutely DISGUSTED by babies" is quite a quote:

Excerpts of the interview (conducted by a freelance reporter) were originally published last month by In Touch. Octo later disavowed ALL of it.

But the audio obtained by TMZ leaves no room for interpretation as she states, "Whenever I hear a baby cry, I cringe. I do not like babies."

"They make me sick. I don't even look at them. I have to look away."

Octo also admits to bawling and locking herself in her bathroom just to get away, a quote she was particularly adamant about not making.

Pretty sad. At least the 35-year-old has a high-paying job and supportive partner to help her out with that gigantic brood. Oh, wait ...

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Octomom Nadya Suleman turns another year older today. She's now 35, or 21 more than the number of kids she has with no job or significant other to help support.

Happy birthday, we suppose!

Suleman quickly captured the public eye with the birth of octuplets in January 2009, but quickly became embroiled in controversy over her IVF treatments, love of the spotlight, financial problems and generally horrendous parenting.

Octomom on the Horn

Hello? I'm behind how much in house payments?

Here's wishing Nads a happy birthday, in all seriousness, in hopes that she can turn things around, find a steady source of income, and provide for her brood.

We're skeptical but hopeful. Enjoy some classic Octomom pics:

  • Whack Job
  • Octo-freak
  • Octomom For PETA
  • The Awful Octo Mom
  • Octomom: Obsessed with Angelina
  • Octomom Us Weekly Cover
  • Octomom From Hell
  • Vagina = Clown Car

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Nadya Suleman appeared on the Today Show Friday, and NOT surprisingly, one of her kids took a spill, falling head first into a backdrop.

The embattled mom of 14 was talking about her controversial doctor when one of her sons (don't freaking ask us to tell you which one) tripped over the back of the NBC morning show set and took a spill onto the ground.

Fortunately, Octomom host Ann Curry was there to save the day ...

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Somehow, some way, Octomom is still around.

Nadya Suleman has been booked for an interview on Today, and unlike her possibly bogus interview with In Touch, she will gush about her kids a lot.

Friday, Today’s Ann Curry will interview Nadya, with her 2-year-old octuplets and children Elijah, 11, and Amerah, 10 in tow - almost all her offspring.

Correspondent Amy Robach will focus on the rest (she has 14 children in all) during am extended, separate piece at Nads' home in La Habra, Calif.

Not Interested

Some Octomom quotes from the sit-down:

  • “I don’t want to undo my fourteen kids. I love every single one of my children. I will for the rest of my life. I will die for them."

THG NOTE: This is like bragging about never being imprisoned.

  • "Everything I do, any kind of work, any kind of money I generate – where does it go? It goes into their mouths or it goes into the house or goes into their school. Their private school is twice as much as the mortgage."

THG NOTE: Which she cannot pay on time, ever. Just saying.

  • "The goal in life for us – one of our main goals – a priority, is to buy a home and I would earn it. I want to work for it, and I want to buy it myself."

THG NOTE: We may know a guy who can help her out there.

  • “My job as a responsible parent is to protect them. Unfortunately, as a result of hundreds of death threats that I started to receive, directed towards me and my kids, it started to boil and bubble into panic attacks."

THG NOTE: We've got nothing.

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Octomom Nadya Suleman is PISSED over an alleged interview she gave to celebrity gossip magazine In Touch. She doesn't exactly come off well in it.

Quotes from Octomom include gems such as "I hate babies, they disgust me," and likening her older children to "animals" who make her cry constantly.

Problem is, Nads claims, is that she never even gave the interview.

Bag It Octo

While we're not inclined to believe a word Octomom says, In Touch may be even less reliable, and making up celebrity quotes is kind of what they do.

"I hardly have 30 seconds to go to the restroom, I could never lock my self in the bathroom for hours," says the unemployed mother of 14 kids.

"I Love ALL my children, I do not regret them and it's just ridiculous that I have to continue to defend myself against disgusting, fabricated lies."

That's slightly redundant, but we get the point.

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Nadya Suleman has Dr. Michael Kamrava to thank for eight of the 14 children she can't support. Still, she says he should never practice medicine again.

Claiming it would be for "the best of humanity" if the Medical Board of California stripped him of his license for life, Octomom acts like a victim in this.

Dr. Michael Kamrava just asked for the opportunity to continue practicing medicine while he appeals the lifetime ban he was just slapped with.

Such a Freak

BABY FACTORY: There's no love lost between Nads and Kamrava.

Octomom says that the doc "could have implanted [my stockpiled embryos] in women resulting in lots and lots of bionic hyperactive Octo-babies."

"Talk about breeding for disaster!"

Seriously ... that's not something we want. Unless his appeal is granted (don't bank on it), Kamrava's license is set to be revoked on July 1.

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Sigh. Your dreams of smoking hot, wet, soaped up Nadya Suleman pictures have been dashed, guys. Octomom's bikini car wash for next weekend is off.

Her manager says the event, which was organized to help Nadya raise some cash for the mortgage payments she is once again behind on, is dead.

Why? Because the deal they had with the Melrose Strip Auto Detailing went south when the location wanted $13 of every $20 they were charging.

Point, Octomom

That is a pretty steep ass commission. Also, Suleman and her porny pals - January Gessert, Capri Anderson, Tila Tequila and Violet Kowal - had to provide their own supplies (soap, towels, etc) to the bikini car wash!

Nads' manager says she's looking to reschedule at an alternate location.

The Hollywood Gossip's collective breath is being held, and then some.

Nadya Suleman Biography

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Birthplace
Fullerton, California
Full Name
Nadya Denise Suleman
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