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Nadya Suleman recently reached out to Dr. Drew because she felt she was at the end of her rope financially and mentally. Simply put, Octomom is an Octomess.

She has no money to feed her 14 kids. She is overwhelmed, in debt and battling to make ends meet. No one is exactly bending over backwards to help out.

Enter Dr. Drew, the first man on every struggling American's speed dial.

Octomom and Dr. Drew

"I'm in a situation now where we are legally broke. Living check to check. Every single thing I do is just me surviving and trying to provide for my family," she said.

The jobless baby factory went on to lament that: "Right now I'm having a bit of issues with the faucet, so I'm kind of bathing them now in the kitchen sink."

THG NOTE: That's sad for the kids, yes, but who gets artificially inseminated with eight more kids when they're already raising six they can't afford? Absurd.

To help Nads and her children, Dr. Drew offered her schooling to get certified in personal training, a years worth of cleaning services and a year of child care.

Dr. Drew told her after their sit-down, "I've seen how you suffer, that's why we wanted to do this. We want to make this survivable. Your kids survival."

The taxpayers of La Habra, Calif., may want to send Double D a nice fruit basket.

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Octomom Nadya Suleman is pregnant again ... only this time, taxpayers won't be stuck supporting the spawn for 18 years. In fact, they may get some relief.

Okay, that's wishful thinking, given her 14 actual children. But Nads actually got a job (seriously) acting in a horror movie in which a demon knocks her up.

We're not sure if that's awesome, disturbing, pathetic or all three.

Fist Bump Octomom

She needs money, no question about that, but seems reluctant to get into porn despite Vivid's numerous overtures. She is simply not a sexual being in any way.

Finally, a somewhat classier role has come along.

Nadya Suleman is starring in a horror movie titled Millennium. The premise: Octomom plays a woman who is, in some shape or form, impregnated by a demon.

Impregnated by a female demon, no less. That sounds ... like something we would never lay eyes on for fun, but may have to check out just to share with you.

That's how THG rolls. We're sorry/you're welcome.

[Photo: WENN.com]

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Nadya Suleman is looking for a new place to live.

Hard-working citizens who live next to mid-range Orange County, Calif., homes with For Sale signs out front are collectively shivering as we write this.

Octomom has apparently HAD IT with vindictive neighbors, endless California mortgage woes and so on, so she's looking for a fresh start, and soon.

Sexy Nadya Suleman

Hopefully her new crib has a pole. It just fits.

As usual, Suleman hasn't paid her mortgage in three months because she doesn't want to live there anymore. Foreclosure is scheduled for next week.

She simply can't justify the $3,500-a-month mortgage payments, given that the place just sucks and has fallen into a state of disrepair (apparently).

Also, she has no source of income (never helpful). With 14 kids in private school and 0 jobs, the math just doesn't work out for her these days.

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Nadya Suleman is no stranger to financial hardship. Heck, it's so well known that Vivid has a boilerplate sex tape offer on file and ready to send out.

We didn't even consider education, though.

Private school, no less! ALL 14 of her offspring are, according to reports, enrolled in an expensive private school. The octuplets? Not even three years old.

Octomom Boxing Pic

"She was bragging about having all of her kids in private school, even though the eight youngest are only two-and-a-half years old!" a source said.

"She can't even pay the mortgage, but she doesn't seem to care."

Tuition at the Los Angeles County school where Nadya's children attend is a minimum of $6,000 per year, per child, for the eight pre-schoolers.

How can she justify that kind of expense? Nadya thinks that by shoving her kids in school, it will free her up and give her time to make money.

How, besides selling revolting childbirth scar pics?

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Mother of 14 and non-sexual being Nadya Suleman threw down in a celebrity boxing match in Fort Lauderdale, Fla., over the weekend, winning the tournament.

Afterward, she showed off her battle scars. Scars from childbirth, that is, not from the boxing itself. Whether or not Octomom was drugged when those eight embryos were implanted inside her, the kids packed a wallop on the way out.

You're welcome.

  • Octomom the Boxer
  • Octomom Childbirth Scar

[Photos: Pacific Coast News]

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Most people wouldn't rank Octomom high on the MILF scale, but even if they did, she would probably not oblige. She's not interested in sex. Like at all.

In an interview with Steppin' Out, Nadya Suleman made it quite clear that her vagina functions as a clown car for tiny humans and not as an erogenous zone.

You're welcome for searing that imagery into your brains.

  • Octomom Cleavage Action!
  • Octomom Steppin' Out Cover

Despite being married for a time, Nadya Suleman says she was rarely intimate with her spouse, if at all. Saving herself for an IVF needle? Who knows.

"I can tell you I never touched him physically. It was a different type of marriage. That's all I want to say about it," she says, before elaborating anyway.

"I'm the kind of person who can be with a man for years and never touch him. My mind is not wired that way. I don't need that kind of thing."

"People need sex, but I don't ... I have zero sexual interest."

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When Octomom is calling you out, you need serious help.

Not that this is a new revelation for Casey Anthony (who will be seeking mental health treatment), a woman so hated that even one of the most notorious drains on society, Nadya Suleman, is sick just thinking about her.

"I would die for my children," Octomom tells Steppin' Out Magazine. "The whole [Casey Anthony] case makes me nauseous. It makes me sick."

Bag It Octo

Octomom has been called a lot of things, but never a killer!

Casey was acquitted last month of killing her 2-year-old daughter, Caylee Anthony. She was released July 17 and went immediately into hiding.

Many people are convinced she got away with murder.

"The thought that Casey Anthony would even entertain the idea of harming her child makes me sick," Nadya, herself a mother of 14, said.

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Octomom Nadya Suleman made another startling claim today, accusing her former fertility doctor, Michael Kamrava, of having her sign crucial paperwork she was "not lucid" and under the influence of "valium and a cocktail of drugs."

So she claims, anyway.

In a talk with Dr. Drew Thursday, Octomom said she was not of sound mind when she signed a consent form for 12 embryos to be implanted inside her.

HUGE Mess

One thing led to another, and she had eight babies in January 2009.

Nadya Suleman claims Kamrava "wrote something [and] he gave it to me to sign" inside his Beverly Hills office before the procedure was completed.

"I signed it, and I didn't read it," Suleman said, adding tha  she wanted more children than the six she had already, but never intended on eight.

GOSH no.

In the revealing chat, the drain on society was introspective about her motivations in becoming one of the country's most infamous moms.

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Remember Octomom's interview with In Touch, which she turned around and swore never happened, railing against the celebrity news magazine?

She totes gave that interview, and made those comments, verbatim.

We don't blame Nadya Suleman for not gushing about parenthood 24/7, or for being more than a little burned out, with 14 mouths to feed and all.

Still, "I am absolutely DISGUSTED by babies" is quite a quote:

Excerpts of the interview (conducted by a freelance reporter) were originally published last month by In Touch. Octo later disavowed ALL of it.

But the audio obtained by TMZ leaves no room for interpretation as she states, "Whenever I hear a baby cry, I cringe. I do not like babies."

"They make me sick. I don't even look at them. I have to look away."

Octo also admits to bawling and locking herself in her bathroom just to get away, a quote she was particularly adamant about not making.

Pretty sad. At least the 35-year-old has a high-paying job and supportive partner to help her out with that gigantic brood. Oh, wait ...

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Octomom Nadya Suleman turns another year older today. She's now 35, or 21 more than the number of kids she has with no job or significant other to help support.

Happy birthday, we suppose!

Suleman quickly captured the public eye with the birth of octuplets in January 2009, but quickly became embroiled in controversy over her IVF treatments, love of the spotlight, financial problems and generally horrendous parenting.

Octomom on the Horn

Hello? I'm behind how much in house payments?

Here's wishing Nads a happy birthday, in all seriousness, in hopes that she can turn things around, find a steady source of income, and provide for her brood.

We're skeptical but hopeful. Enjoy some classic Octomom pics:

  • Whack Job
  • Octo-freak
  • Octomom For PETA
  • The Awful Octo Mom
  • Octomom: Obsessed with Angelina
  • Octomom Us Weekly Cover
  • Octomom From Hell
  • Vagina = Clown Car
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