by Hilton Hater at

Kris Humphries either has bad luck with women or is a total and complete idiot.

Okay, it may be a lot of both.

But just days after Myla Sinanaj was identified as Humphries' new girlfriend, TMZ sources are referring to the hotel employee as the power forward's EX and also reporting Kris has hired to FBI to look into allegations of extortion against Sinanaj.

Happy Kris Humphries

Attorneys for the free agent have contacted the authorities because they claim Myla has attempted to blackmail their client, demanding a large sum of money in exchange for keeping certain exchanges - in electronic form, either emails or texts - away from the media.

Sinanaj has supposedly threatened to "ruin" Humphries by making this information public.

What could the documentation possibly reveal that would accomplish this goal? Likely something related to Kim Kardashian, which would damage Humphries' plans to milk his former wife out of millions in divorce court.

Either that, or Kris Humphries just has a small penis.

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by Hilton Hater at

Myla Sinanaj may be dating Kris Humphries, but that doesn't mean the busty brunette has a problem with Kim Kardashian.

With news breaking that this five-star hotel employee is actually the rebound for the New Jersey Nets' rebounding machine, an investigation of her recent Twitter posts has revealed the following:

  • Myla Sinanaj Picture
  • Poor Kris

She fears Bruce Jenner: "Bruce Jenner's face scares me- it should be on the 'Why not to get plastic surgery' poster," Myla wrote a couple weeks ago.

She does not fear Kanye West: In response to the rapper's "Theraflu" - where he first expressed love for Kim and also threatened Humphries' NBA job - Myla Tweeted: West should be "bigger than taking petty shots at sh*t that got nothing to do with him. Lost respect."

She finds Kim Kardashian attractive: Posting pics of her man's ex, Myla simply said Kim "looks like JLo."

Of course, that could also just be a compliment to herself. Because it's rather clear that Kris has a certain type.

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by Hilton Hater at

It looks like Kim Kardashian is not the only one to somehow pick up the pieces from her 72-day marriage and move on.

Despite a denial from Kris Humphries himself - after photos leaked of him and a woman on a beach in Miami and he claimed she was someone he only met that day - TMZ confirms the power forward DOES have a new girlfriend. Her name is Myla Sinanaj.

Kris Humphries in Beverly Hills

Sinanaj and Humphries have reportedly been dating since January, with the latter providing courtside seats for his new woman and her family to watch him play basketball.

Sources say she the pair met at the fancy New York City hotel where Sinanaj works. We can only assume this hotel does not ever get Internet access.

Or newspaper delivery. Or cable. Or any medium that would identity Humphries as the immature bonehead he has proven himself to be.

No comment so far from anyone in either side of the couple's camp.

UPDATE: Kris and Myla are no longer dating. In fact, she might sue him for defamation because Humphries is going around saying she only slept with him for money and even ran a personal brothel out of her New York hotel.

Talk about an awkward break-up!

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