by Hilton Hater at

With polls tight around the nation, and with the election mere days away, Mitt Romney can take comfort in the new endorsement of a beloved billionaire.

No, not Donald Trump.

C. Montgomery Burns!

The power plant mogul has released a new campaign ad in which he explains that he isn't concerned about the “47 percent” tape or “the tax returns that Wesley Snipe would call suspicious." What single Romney-related topic does give Burns pause?

And how will he solve it for the voters? Watch now:

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by Hilton Hater at

Clear eyes, full hearts... can't use?

Over the past few weeks, Mitt Romney has been including a line in his stump speech that originated on NBC's Friday Night Lights, echoing fictional Coach Eric Taylor when telling attendees:

Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose!

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But Connie Britton, who starred on that beloved drama and now anchors Nashville, takes issue with the candidate's ganking of the catchphrase.

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by Hilton Hater at

In a couple new campaign ads, a pair of celebrities talk about what they know.

For Lena Dunham, that's sex.

For beloved comic book guru and The Avengers writer/director Joss Whedon, that's the Zombie Apocalypse.

In an amazing new campaign ad, Whedon calmly warns of how a Mitt Romney administration will lead to "guaranteed poverty, unemployment and overpopulation," all "crucial elements in creating an ideal zombie wasteland."

Seriously, people, Whedon pleas, let's "stop pretending we care about each other and start hoarding canned goods..."

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by Hilton Hater at

Barack Obama is featured in the latest issue of Rolling Stone, and less than two weeks before the November 6 election, the President opens up to the publication with some choice words for Mitt Romney.

Foremost among them?

“You know, kids have good instincts," Obama says about the young vote. "They look at the other guy and say, ‘Well, that’s a bullsh***er, I can tell.’”

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Oh, it's on! Okay, it's been on for months now. But still. Strong words.

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by Hilton Hater at

For all his ridiculous muster, Donald Trump didn't actually break any news with his supposed Barack Obama bombshell today.

But Gloria Allred may have uncovered something sordid about Mitt Romney, and it's all based on a testimony the candidate many years ago involving Staples founder Tom Stemberg and his first wife, Maureen.

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According to TMZ sources, Maureen alleges that Romney lied under oath when he told a judge Staples was worth noting, labeling the company's stock as "overvalued" and concluding that he doesn't place a "great deal of credibility in the forecast of the company's future."

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by Free Britney at

Mitt Romney was reportedly involved in the messy divorce of one of his key supporters, and the Boston Globe is going to court in a bid to unseal its case file.

The divorce was between Staples co-founder Tom Stemberg and his first wife, Maureen. The legal battle lasted for years and was very far from amicable.

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Romney gave both a deposition and testified in the trial ... and the Globe got a tip that there was "juicy information about Romney" in the sealed documents.

Any guesses on who gave that tip?

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Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney's son Tagg has apologized to President Barack Obama personally for saying that he wanted to take a swing at him.

Tagg Romney made the remark after the second presidential debate.

Asked in a radio interview how he reacts to Obama accusing his father of lying, he said, "You want to rush down to the debate stage and take a swing at him."

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Barack Obama and Mitt Romney threw it down in the third and final presidential debate last night, and the celebrity Twitter world was enraptured as always.

Here's what the stars had to say in 140 characters or less. Or more in many cases:

Lindsay Lohan: Nice work to both @BarackObama and@mittromney... i'm so relieved that its over. Maybe more than both of you..severe anxiety - God Bless xo L

Samuel L. Jackson: Why do the same A--HOLES continue to follow me in hopes that I'll recognize their pathetic opinions? Oh, wait I just did! Carry on. GOBAMA!!

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With just two weeks to go until election night and the polls showing an extremely tight race, Barack Obama and Mitt Romney came face to face again tonight.

Who do you think won the third and final debate?

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Romney easily won their first meeting October 3 and shifted the dynamic of the race, while Obama bounced back somewhat with a stronger effort last week.

Monday's event was as critical as a third debate could get. What was the most meaningful exchange of foreign policy ideas and positions in Boca Raton, Fla.?

Did tonight alter or reinforce your opinion of either candidate? Who do you think helped his cause more? Share your comments below, and vote in our polls:

Who won the final presidential debate of 2012?

 

Who should be elected on November 6?

 

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