by Mischalova at . Comments

Sorry, Mischa Barton, but we weren't aware "tattered to shreds" was the new black.

The former star of The OC and current naked star of Closing the Ring was spotted strolling along the sidewalk in Sydney Australia Saturday, wearing a shirt that looks like a starving dog got a hold of it.

Forget that controversial bra shot of Miley Cyrus, folks. Can we please talk instead about how stupid Barton and her exposed pink undergarment look in this photo?

Is there any doubt this purse weighs twice as much as Mischa Barton?

by Mischalova at . Comments

Marissa Cooper is dead!

That's not relevant to this story about former OC star, Mischa Barton, but we just wanted to scream it aloud in ecstasy. Fortunately for this tiny actress, there's an easy way to make money aside from actually earning it with any talent: paid public appearances.

Mischa Barton Catwalk

Barton was reportedly paid more than $100,000 for her appearance at David Jones' 2006 summer collection fashion show. Call us conspiracy theorists, but The Gossip thinks Mr. Jones wants a certain someone sport his clothes around Hollywood.

Of course, we wonder how anyone would see the outfits on Barton. What if she turned sideways?

Despite gracing the pages of this month's Vanity Fair, Mischa doesn't consider herself any kind of fashion expert.

"Definitely there's some things from these designers that I want to wear to events … I think it's so funny when people say you're a trendsetter," she said, "I don't know, I'm not good at trends, I don't think I follow trends really."

She certainly doesn't follow decorum or good sense. At a press conference held before the fashion show, Barton wasn't even sure what local designer she was wearing, prompting David Jones' general manager to say:

"She's wearing Scanlan & Theodore and Mischa loves it. Alice McCall she also really enjoys wearing."

But we digress. The point remains: Marissa Cooper is dead!

Mischa Barton Biography

Mischa Barton Nude Mischa Barton was born in London, then killed off her hit show The OC at the end of its third season. She hasn't eaten anything before or... More »
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Mischa Barton Quotes

I don’t care if people try to put me down. I just think it’s so sad that that’s what people spend their time doing. It might sound crazy, but I’m a really nice person.

Mischa Barton

That was a low point for me. I never, ever would have thought I would be arrested. I was disappointed because it associated me with a group of girls that I would rather not be associated with.

Mischa Barton [on DUI arrest]
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