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Not having a steady job in years appears to be agreeing with Mischa Barton.

The actress strolled around Miami Beach in a retro bikini this week, and while we find the high-waisted shorts to be uglier than her character on The OC, we must say: we're impressed by Barton's body. It's far less skeletal than it used to be:

  • Mischa Barton Bikini Pic
  • Mischa Barton Bikini Photo

According to The New York Post, Barton has been telling friends her figure is due to “eating really healthy, keeping a mostly vegan diet and running." And therein apparently lies the key: eating. Perhaps Shenae Grimes should take notes on that.

Surf around our collection of bikini photos now and then weigh in on Barton's swimsuit: Do you like it?

 

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Looks like Paris Hilton is totally ganking Mischa Barton's sloppy seconds - and we're not talking about Cisco Adler, Taylor Locke, Luke Pritchard or Noel Fielding.

The former star of The OC and new cast member on the CW's upcoming The Beautiful Life wore a Grecian-inspired gown to a DSquared party in L.A. last fall.

Kylie Jenner Fashion

The ho-tel heiress then rocked the frock this week in Cannes.

She did switch things up a little, at least, as Mischa kept her look fairly simple with a few bracelets, while Hilton added a belt and headband to the ensemble.

While it's a nice change of pace to see clothing on the socialite, especially after the new Paris Hilton sex tape preview with Doug Reinhardt earlier in the week, did Mischa Barton wear the dress better the first time? Tell us below ...

Who wore this dress the best?

 

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We aren't even gonna call the fashion police on Mischa Barton for the following accessory.

We're just gonna make a citizen's arrest and send the thin actress straight to jail.

Minka Kelly Emmys Dress

In the following photograph, it looks like a bird carcass dropped from the sky and landed on Barton's head.

The only thing distracting our staff from the ridiculous hat is the equally ridiculous-looking dude with his arm around Mischa. Is this her new boyfriend, British comedian Noel Fielding?

If so, it begs the question below...

Which is uglier: Mischa Barton's hat or her boyfriend?

 

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Turns out Shenae Grimes and Mischa Barton have more in common than just poor acting skills and a passion for anorexia.

The 90210 actress and former star of The OC were recently spotted out in the same dress.

Kylie Jenner Fashion

Fortunately, neither was turned sideways, so we can see both celebs and vote on which looks better in this outfit:

Who wears this dress better?

 

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Mischa Barton has finally launched her eagerly-awaited line of headbands. EDITOR'S NOTE: By "eagerly-awaited," we mean "heard about them seven minutes ago."

Seems like everybody's a celebrity fashion designer these days, doesn't it? Much as we'd like to ridicule Barton incessantly for this, however, another favorite of The Hollywood Gossip was recently spotted wearing a similar item!

At Monday night's wrap party for The Hills (follow the link for tons of pictures in our Hills finale party gallery), Whitney Port rocked an even more flowery headband.

She looks... different! But better than Barton? Tell us, fashion fans ...

Flower Power!

Which star wears their flowery headband best?

 

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One played an Orange County rich kid on TV. The other is an Orange County rich kid who may be even more famous playing herself on TV.

But who wins a style showdown between Mischa Barton and Lauren Conrad?

The former star of The OC wore a floral Roberto Cavalli gown to a party in Cannes, France, while the star of The Hills chose a simpler version of the dress to celebrate her hit reality show's fourth season premiere.

Who looked best? Vote in the poll below!

 

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It's the summer of love... or something like that. At least it is in the minds of Mischa Barton, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashlee Simpson, who are bringing back this celebrity fashion, circa late-1960s trend. Do you like it? See below ...

The talentless sister of Jessica Simpson, a sometimes-nude High School Musical 3 star and a DUI-prone actress have one thing in common: a love of headbands!

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Does Brooke Hogan have competition for the worst dressed celebrity in Hollywood?

While we understand Mischa Barton's need to cover up her skin and bones with anything lying around the house, we had no idea she'd take that idea so literally.

Kylie Jenner Fashion

Seen here, Barton is wearing bright, hiked up yellow pants; a shirt with see-through sleeves and a beaded, Native American-inspired scarf.

We're all for diversity (unlike Charlie Sheen), but maybe Mischa ought to stick to a more consistent look. She should also eat something.

Is Mischa Barton a fashion icon? Or a fashion eye sore?

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Despite what some consider to be model-gorgeous looks, Mischa Barton has yet to conquer three conditions which affects millions of women:

  1. Terrible fashion taste
  2. Crazy-nasty cellulite action
  3. Insistence on dating loser guys

The dreadful former OC star claimed that recent pictures showing her with raging cellulite were doctored, but, well ... see below:

Wearing a tight black mini skirt and a purple... something, the 22-year-old revealed her gross thighs while out with friends in New York. Ick!

As for people she's more than friends with, check out new boyfriend Taylor Locke (below). First Cisco Adler and now this guy ... wow. Just wow.

Hey, Taylor Locke - the late-1970s called. They want their clothes back.

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Oh, and that's Nicole Schzeringer thrown in there between them. Sorry we left her out of the headline... it was too damn hard to spell her name.

From left to right, three B-list stars sparkling in Alexander Wang's embroidered metallic minidress. You tell us which one of them wore it best ...

From left, The Hills' Audrina Patridge partying in Toronto, the Pussycat Doll visiting MTV's TRL in NYC, and the anorexic, waifish, ghost-like girlfriend of Taylor Locke hitting a stylish NYC soiree. Who looks best in this?