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You can see Mischa Barton naked in her upcoming movie, Closing the Ring.

That is, unless she turns sideways during all sex scenes.

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The actress who makes Keira Knightley seem overweight is continuing her wildly successful career turn after being killed off The OC by taking part in the following two nude scenes:

1. Mischa straddles her future husband while in their unfinished house; she then lowers her dress and we see her breasts from the side. We get several more views of Mischa's small boobs as the couple gets it on. It's a well lit room, too. Score!

2. Later on, Barton is bare in a dark room. We see her rear from behind for a few seconds, as she contemplates life.

Ex-boyfriend and large-testicled musician Cisco Adler must be so proud of Mischa Barton for her nude scenes in Closing the Ring.

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Thanks to People for this great collection of celebrity quotes from the past week ...

"There are some things I like about L.A. You can have a really healthy lifestyle, and I love running with the dogs on the beach. It's just the social scene is horrific!"
- Mischa Barton (pictured), on the pros and cons of Hollywood

"The name means 'Thank God for Beef' ... Which is kinda lame."
- Shia LaBeouf, discussing the meaning of his unusual name with David Letterman

"I apologize to the pap for a stunt that was done 4 months ago regarding an umbrella. I was preparing my character for a roll [sic] in a movie where the husband never plays his part so they switch places accidentally. I take all my rolls [sic] very seriously and got a little carried away. Unfortunately I didn't get the part."
- Britney Spears, in a post on her Web site, addressing a run-in with celebrity news site X17 just before she entered rehab

"There is nothing gay in this movie. I'm not playing a gay man. Scientology is not homophobic in any way, in fact it's one of the more tolerant faiths."
- John Travolta, responding to critics who say his religion is intolerant of homosexuality and that he shouldn't have played Hairspray's Edna Turnblad because the role was made famous by a gay icon

"I am truly not one to give advice. I'm divorced and I stole my best friend's husband."
- Denise Richards, asked if she had any post-jail advice for Paris Hilton

"He's a good kisser and he didn't pay me to say that."
- Katie Leung, on Harry Potter costar Daniel Radcliffe's smooching

"I've never substituted a meal for a salad in my life."
- A pregnant Nicole Richie, to British Marie Claire

"That would probably go under the category of 'everything.'"
- Jack Wagner, on what he likes best about girlfriend Heather Locklear

"It's a romantic movie. Homer falls in love with a pig."
- The Simpsons creator Matt Groening about The Simpsons Movie

"I've been getting into a lot of older hip-hop music recently like Dr. Dre. Something about the summer brings it out in me."
- Hilary Duff, on the music she'll take with her when she hits the road for an upcoming concert tour.

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Mischa Barton is single.

And while that should send most guys in Hollywood running, the undersized actress is hoping it attracts a certain type of man.

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Barton tells British Elle in its August issue: "I'd like someone who makes me laugh. I like an intellectual guy, because I love to read. If they like movies, books and music, we're pretty alright.

"And I'd like someone who's mature; God, I can't take another immature person!'

Ouch. Cisco Adler can't be pleased at that subtle dig. He and Barton split in February. The reason?

Well, she found a nude photo of him among Paris Hilton's belongings. Naturally.

Prior to that fling, The OC star dated greasy oil heir Brandon Davis. These two broke up in 2005 after more than a year together and Davis was later caught on tape making vulgar remarks about Lindsay Lohan.

Everyone following along? This is getting more convoluted than the stories about whether or not Britney Spears deserved to enter rehab.

Barton, meanwhile, claims she may know Hilton and Lohan, but you find her drinking underage or smoking pot.

"The media has created a fake 'Young Hollywood' where everyone hangs out together and everybody knows each other," she tells Elle. "It couldn't be further from the truth. I feel so, so different from those girls."

Considering how many of the same guys have touched all these girls, we could probably just ask them whether or not Mischa actually feels different.

Instead, we'd like to direct your attention to an actual innocent, young Hollywood starlet: Hilary Duff, ladies and gentlemen.

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Mischa Barton jetted off yesterday for Russia - which isn't far enough away from her ex-boyfriend Cisco Adler, as far as her parents are concerned.

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The stunning former star of The OC gave her parents, Paul Marsden Barton and Nuala Quinn, quite a scare on Memorial Day when she was rushed by ambulance to California's Sherman Oaks Hospital after a party.

Barton had "an allergic reaction" after combining antibiotics (which she was taking for bronchitis) with booze, according to her publicist, who says her client was not taking mushrooms.

Just read the last sentence again, will you?

Mischa Barton did spend over a half hour in the bathroom at the party. And she was in a state of undress when she arrived at the emergency room, according to a source.

Now, if this were Kristin Cavallari in a state of undress at the ER, we're guessing none of the male orderlies would be complaining.

But this is Mischa we're talking about.

The one good thing that happened to Mischa Barton that day was the mistake made by the paparazzi, which set up shop outside the wrong hospital.

Barton's parents met her at the hospital - the correct one - to find their drugged-up daughter making a frantic phone call... to the Cisco Kid.

We're talking about Cisco Adler.

"They were angry about her condition," says a spy. "When they left the room, she ran to the phone and tried to call Cisco Adler," whom she supposedly broke up with months ago.

Hey, sometimes you wanna see Cisco Adler naked and sometimes you don't.

It's no secret that Barton's parents are not the biggest fans of the hard-partying, sometimes nude rocker best known to Internet surfers for... well, being a D-list rock star who likes being nude and partying.

"Her dad came back into the room, and heard Mischa Barton deliriously saying, 'Cisco, Cisco,'" says a New York Daily News source.

"Her dad freaked out. She put the phone down, but he yelled at the staff about letting her use the phone."

Wonder if Cisco's ex-fiancee, Kimberly Stewart, also makes such frantic calls.

Either way, after getting some IV fluids, Barton was sent on her merry way.

The experience should help the genuinely talented beauty avoid the excesses of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, who were at the same party.

Since the weekend, she's been getting ready for her untitled movie, for which she's been learning the Russian language.

They don't speak that in Kazakhstan, but our guess is that Borat would still sleep with Barton... or any other woman with a pulse.

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Mischa Barton is not one to let other bad actresses outshine her.

After a week that saw Lindsay Lohan charged with DUI and Tori Spelling put in her place by Mary Jo Eustace, Barton jumped back into the headlines by reacting badly to medication.

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TMZ has learned that the former star of The OC was rushed to the hospital last night after suffering an adverse reaction to prescribed pills.

Sources say the pot smoker was at a friend's Memorial Day BBQ, enjoying a few holiday cocktails, when she began to feel ill.

Mischa, who had been quite sick with bronchitis since traveling to Cannes, London and Paris the past several weeks, didn't realize that you can't exactly mix alcohol with antibiotics.

But it's hard to thin blame the star: she so rarely puts anything in her mouth. How could she know? Well, unless friend and fellow fainter Nicole Richie had passed along such advice.

The 21-year-old was rushed to an undisclosed medical facility in Los Angeles, where insiders say she is "resting comfortably." Don't expect ex-boyfriend Cisco Adler to visit her any time soon, though.

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In the Hollywood Gossip's world, there are nipple slips, such as the one shown to us recently by Lindsay Lohan frolicking in the surf with new boy toy Calum Best.

Then there are full-on boob slips.

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Mischa Barton, the former star of The OC and anorexic waif extraordinaire, gave us the latter.

And oh, how grateful we are for her efforts.

Fresh off her breakup with Cisco Adler, Mischa was enjoying a night out in London last night, when she returned to her hotel with an unidentified male friend.

Her top came undone (as you can see) as she gave the paparazzi a little peek before she quickly buttoned up. Nice work. Barton's ability to dress herself appropriately appears to be in line with her driving skills.

Hey, there's a lot to be said for consistency.

As far as partially-nude pics of former OC stars go, we'd much prefer pics of Rachel Bilson like this one, as she's 10 times hotter. Of course, she's also 10 times more private and reserved, so you'd never actually see Bilson in this kind of situation.

Put that irony in your pipe and smoke it, Alanis Morrisette. Speaking of which, we know just the person you could go chill and smoke a joint with.

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Mischa Barton knows all about getting high.

Putting aside her penchant for pot, though, the former star of The OC seems to be following a disturbing trend: cute actresses dressing like old ladies.

Daisy Dukes

From the pictures below, it's evident Barton and Jessica Simpson are trying a bit too hard to shed their reputation as nothing but airheaded beauties. You gals could maybe star in quality shows or movies instead of dressing like Dorothy from The Golden Girls. 

Simpson's choice to host an event featuring The Pussycat Dolls isn't exactly what we have in mind. Saying goodbye to that lame singer/boyfriend, John Mayer, might be a good idea, however.

As for Mischa, our career advice would follow a three-pronged approach:

  1. Stop vomiting in public
  2. Eat
  3. Stay away from Nicole Richie

And, seriously, lose those pants.

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Mischa Barton isn't setting a good example.

After all, her little sister, Hania Barton, just got out of rehab. Yes, you read that correctly.

Disoriented

It's got to feel good to go through such an ordeal and then see your sister vomiting all over the place after a night of insane partying.

But hey, we all know celebrity drug use is the name of the game these days.

Mischa Barton was reportedly with a group of friends the other night at the Anchor Bar in SoHo when she became "tired and emotional," witnesses say.

She may not be dating Cisco Adler anymore, but his pot-smoking, hard-partying ways have apparently stuck around.

The anorexic blonde was drinking and dancing to songs by Beyoncé, Nelly and Madonna, among others, seemingly having a grand old time.

That is, before she ran outside and tossed her cookies on several smokers' shoes, narrowly missing Jamie-Lynn Sigler. Good thing she's got decent aim.

Ever the trooper, the former star of The OC went back inside and drank and danced more. Hey, sometimes you have to boot and rally. We just hope she offered to clean it up.

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Mischa Barton can't act.

But did you also know she's a worse driver than Lindsay Lohan?

Mischa Barton Bikini Photo

As if her split with Cisco Adler in early February wasn't painful enough, the former annoyance on The OC claimed her second fender-bender yesterday, bringing her sum total to two accidents in less than three weeks.

The 21-year old actress first demonstrated her lack of driving skills on February 18, when she had a minor collision with another vehicle while tooling around in pal Nicole Richie's car on LA's Sunset Boulevard (no one was injured).

Not to be outdone, Barton did a bang-up job on March 7 while enjoying some retail therapy in LA. Unable to navigate the store's parking lot, Barton caught her bumper on the gate and accidentally ripped it off her car. While no one was hurt, we have to assume Barton's auto insurance company is rolling its eyes as it reevaluates her rates for the umpteenth time.

After all, can you really insure someone whose driving record makes the arrest record of Jason Wahler look perfect?

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In the wake of The OC finally going off the air, a former star of the show appears to take it in stride.

Seen here, Mischa Barton - who blamed the death of her awful character, Marissa Cooper, for the show's demise - doesn't seem bothered by very much at all. Unless you count where she can satisfy her case of the munchies.

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It's hard to blame Barton for needing a puff or two. She probably hasn't recovered from seeing Cisco Adler naked. Lord knows we're yet to.

At least that hairball was good for something, as we have a pretty good idea where Mischa got the remedy in her hand from. We just hope the thin actress plays it safe this time.

After all, Barton hasn't had great luck in cars recently. Just ask Nicole Richie. If you have trouble finding her, that's just because she's really, really tiny.

Or under the mean-spirited foot of Brody Jenner somewhere.

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