by Free Britney at

It's the summer of love... or something like that. At least it is in the minds of Mischa Barton, Vanessa Hudgens and Ashlee Simpson, who are bringing back this celebrity fashion, circa late-1960s trend. Do you like it? See below ...

The talentless sister of Jessica Simpson, a sometimes-nude High School Musical 3 star and a DUI-prone actress have one thing in common: a love of headbands!

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On The OC, Mischa Barton starred as Marissa Cooper, a spoiled teenager who fell from the high end of society to the low end of a rented apartment with her father.

These days, life is imitating art for the actress.

Allergic to Food

Formerly a beautiful, sought after star, Barton hasn't appeared in a major movie or television show since the character of Marissa was killed of the Fox series. So, where can you find the thin actress?

At Dollar Stores around the country, half-naked, appearing on packaging for underwear:

A reader found this topless photo of Mischa Barton selling herself out for a pair of cotton panties.

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by Mischalova at

Does Brooke Hogan have competition for the worst dressed celebrity in Hollywood?

While we understand Mischa Barton's need to cover up her skin and bones with anything lying around the house, we had no idea she'd take that idea so literally.

Kylie Jenner Fashion

Seen here, Barton is wearing bright, hiked up yellow pants; a shirt with see-through sleeves and a beaded, Native American-inspired scarf.

We're all for diversity (unlike Charlie Sheen), but maybe Mischa ought to stick to a more consistent look. She should also eat something.

Is Mischa Barton a fashion icon? Or a fashion eye sore?

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by Free Britney at

Despite what some consider to be model-gorgeous looks, Mischa Barton has yet to conquer three conditions which affects millions of women:

  1. Terrible fashion taste
  2. Crazy-nasty cellulite action
  3. Insistence on dating loser guys

The dreadful former OC star claimed that recent pictures showing her with raging cellulite were doctored, but, well ... see below:

Wearing a tight black mini skirt and a purple... something, the 22-year-old revealed her gross thighs while out with friends in New York. Ick!

As for people she's more than friends with, check out new boyfriend Taylor Locke (below). First Cisco Adler and now this guy ... wow. Just wow.

Hey, Taylor Locke - the late-1970s called. They want their clothes back.

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Oh, and that's Nicole Schzeringer thrown in there between them. Sorry we left her out of the headline... it was too damn hard to spell her name.

From left to right, three B-list stars sparkling in Alexander Wang's embroidered metallic minidress. You tell us which one of them wore it best ...

From left, The Hills' Audrina Patridge partying in Toronto, the Pussycat Doll visiting MTV's TRL in NYC, and the anorexic, waifish, ghost-like girlfriend of Taylor Locke hitting a stylish NYC soiree. Who looks best in this?

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by Mischalova at

Mischa Barton and new boyfriend Taylor Locke are spotted below on the streets of London this week.

They look absolutely thrilled to be together, don't they?

Mischa Barton Bikini Photo

Meanwhile, rumors are circulating that the thin actress will soon be throwing her hat - or handbag, to be precise - into the celebrity fashion ring; she's set to launch her own collection of handbags.

"Mischa has always loved fashion, especially handbags," her rep told Elle, adding that the line will be vintage-inspired and finished by a flower motif hand drawn by Mischa herself.

We can barely contain our excitement over this news.

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by Mischalova at

Sorry, Mischa Barton, but we weren't aware "tattered to shreds" was the new black.

The former star of The OC and current naked star of Closing the Ring was spotted strolling along the sidewalk in Sydney Australia Saturday, wearing a shirt that looks like a starving dog got a hold of it.

Forget that controversial bra shot of Miley Cyrus, folks. Can we please talk instead about how stupid Barton and her exposed pink undergarment look in this photo?

Is there any doubt this purse weighs twice as much as Mischa Barton?

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by Mischalova at

Marissa Cooper was killed off The OC due to a bit of dangerous driving.

Sadly, Mischa Barton learned no lesson from the fate of her former character, as she was arrested for drunk driving on December 27. The actress has chosen not to fight those charges, as she accepted a plea deal in her DUI case yesterday, sparing the thin star any jail time.

Mischa

The punishment for endangering the lives of fellow motorists and setting an awful example for her two fans? A three-year unsupervised probation term.

People reports that Barton will also be sentenced to a three-month alcohol-education class, one we're sure will pay off for her like it has for Lindsay Lohan, and pay a fine of approximately $1,700.

The terms of the plea deal are expected to be signed off on by the court Thursday. To celebrate, we're guessing Barton will pig out with a pair of breadsticks.

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