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Have you bought a box of chocolates? Picked out a bouquet of roses?

With Valentine's Day hours away, a few of our favorite celebrities dished a bit on life and love earlier today...

Kim Kardashian crushes on everyone's favorite bachelor George Clooney: "He's just so sexy."

Mischa Barton on her first kiss: "[The guy] tried to force his tongue down my throat."

Kendra Wilkinson said her first kiss "just happened with my 6th grade boyfriend."

Whitney Port said she was "a pretty late-bloomer," as she and her 10th grade boyfriend had been dating for a while but she "was sooooo scared of kissing him."

Khloe Kardashian is a fan of back-up quarterbacks: "Matt Leinart is my number-one crush."

Kim Kardashian hearts George Clooney, while Kendra Wilkinson has moved way on from sixth graders.

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We don't know much about Luke Pritchard, but we can say this:

He's a British musician with an attraction to the anorexic.

Mischa Barton Bikini Photo

After all, the lead singer of English rock group The Kooks was spotted out in Kilburn this week at The Good Ship comedy club. He was canoodling with miniscule actress Mischa Barton.

“They couldn’t keep their hands off each other," said a witness. "They missed most of the comedians and were starting to annoy some of the other drinkers who were trying to listen to the acts on stage. They seem very into each other — there is certainly a lot of physical attraction."

And, hey, think of all the money Pritchard saves by never needing to take his new girlfriend out for a meal.

Click on the following pics of Luke for larger images:

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Mischa Barton hasn't appeared in any major motion pictures or television shows since her character was killed off The OC.

What has the actress been doing over the last few years? Avoiding every meal, apparently.

Barton was (sort of) spotted at the Christian Dior Haute Couture Spring/Summer 2009 Show at the Rodin Museum in Paris earlier this week.

As soon as celebrity gossip photographers surrounded the thin star, however, she did her best to avoid them. And it almost worked. It's difficult to see Mischa when she turns to the side...

Seriously, this is all a long-winded way of saying Mischa Barton is really, really thin. She needs to follow the lead of Jessica Simpson and pack on some pounds.

Don't believe us? Click through the following pics and see for yourself:

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Wow. When you've resorted to posting bikini photos of yourself on your own website in a shameless bid to stay relevant, the following things are true:

  • You have too much free time, and may want to consider filling it with some more acting roles, or at least eating the occasional sandwich.
  • Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, whose nauseating, staged pics sell for modest sums 2-3 times a week, are totally bigger stars than you.
  • You are trying to show Cisco Adler what he's missing.

Okay, so the third one is a guess, but there's no disputing the first two.

Mischa Barton, Boyfriend

Mischa Barton is really scraping the bottom of the barrel, but hey, we'll bite and give her what she craves - a little attention. Here's a sort of hot pic:

It's a slow news day anyway. Click to enlarge more Mischa Barton bikini photos, courtesy of Mischa Barton in a bikini on Mischa Barton dot com ...

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Mischa Barton has finally launched her eagerly-awaited line of headbands. EDITOR'S NOTE: By "eagerly-awaited," we mean "heard about them seven minutes ago."

Seems like everybody's a celebrity fashion designer these days, doesn't it? Much as we'd like to ridicule Barton incessantly for this, however, another favorite of The Hollywood Gossip was recently spotted wearing a similar item!

At Monday night's wrap party for The Hills (follow the link for tons of pictures in our Hills finale party gallery), Whitney Port rocked an even more flowery headband.

She looks... different! But better than Barton? Tell us, fashion fans ...

Flower Power!

Which star wears their flowery headband best?

 

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Hey, at least they only need one chair and are doing their part to conserve the world's food supply. We should be lauding these skinny celebrities as humanitarians.

Mary-Kate Olsen and Mischa Barton cozied up at the landmark Grand Opening of Atlantis, the Palm Resort, and the Palm Jumeirah in Dubai, United Arab Emirates.

Mary-Kate Olsen, Mischa Barton

She may not be ordering many burgers, but Mary-Kate finds new boyfriend Nate Lowman delicious. Mischa hasn't swallowed anything since her Cisco Adler daze.

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Mischa Barton is famous for being a really thin actress.

While the former star of The OC isn't actually as light as a feather, though, questions have arisen about her weight versus other common objects.

Mischa Barton Bikini Photo

For example: an 18-can case of Bud Light. Those things are heavy!

Photo credit: X17

Which do you think weighs more: Barton or the beer?

 

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There's no way this actually happened.

Not only does Star Magazine have a penchant for absolutely bogus covers (see Britney and Kevin 2004 file photo turned 2008 romantic getaway), but if the event described below really took place, every publication in Hollywood would know it.

Moreover, the tabloid's claim that Nicole Richie packed her bags after a bitter fight with Joel Madden and left him with their daughter in tow is undercut within the article ... by the supposed "fact" that she returned a day after the supposed fight.

So, if you went to investigate the accuracy of this story, you'd learn she's - lo and behold - still living there, making it hard to disprove. How convenient, Star.

This magazine cover is therefore only notable for a cute picture of Harlow Madden. Which is nice at least. Aww. Now that's one cute celebrity baby ...

The article also claims that Joel was indeed "caught" with Mischa Barton (who just broke up with Taylor Locke) ... at the same party. For shame, Joel.

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Mischa Barton’s romantic relationship with Rooney singer Taylor Locke apparently has ended just shy of the couple's seven-month anniversary.

She must be just sick over this. Probably won't eat for like a month. Then again, that's her attitude towards nutrients pretty much all the time.

Stoned Mischa Barton

Anyway, acording to an insider, it was Mischa who pulled the plug.

The couple just returned from a nearly three-week safari and charity junket through Africa and that seems to have been the couple's downfall.

“Mischa and Taylor’s relationship worked for awhile because they spent so much time apart,” an insider tells In Touch. “He’d be on tour or she’d be working in Europe and they talked over the phone or e-mail. Spending 24 hours a day in close proximity with Taylor caused [Mischa] to rethink her future with him."

Taylor Locke joins the great Cisco Adler on the Barton scrap heap.

Mischa Barton Biography

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Mischa Barton Quotes

I don’t care if people try to put me down. I just think it’s so sad that that’s what people spend their time doing. It might sound crazy, but I’m a really nice person.

Mischa Barton

That was a low point for me. I never, ever would have thought I would be arrested. I was disappointed because it associated me with a group of girls that I would rather not be associated with.

Mischa Barton [on DUI arrest]
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