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It's October, and you know what that means -- lots and lots of Hollywood news, rumors and breasts here at the Gossip. Oh wait, that's every month.

What makes the 10th month of the year special is Halloween. Given that you always need a lot of ideas before narrowing them down, we've put together some great costumes for you to potentially use. See below, but beware: What you are about to see may scare the ever-loving $h!t out of you.

Lohan, Blonde Hair

Click to enlarge (note that you can only enlarge these stick figures by so much)!

Scary! Going as any of the freakish ghouls you see above (from left-to-right, Keira Knightley, Kate Bosworth, crystal meth fiend Nicole Richie, whoremonger Lindsay Lohan, and former OC slut Mischa Barton) is guaranteed to scare the crap out of everyone at your Halloween party. The only downside? No Halloween candy. And if you go as Lohan, you have to stay in character and get busy with at least four guys in the bathroom.

by Mischalova at . Comments

It looks like Mischa Barton doesn't have an eye for fashion ... or a clue about manners.

Happy Mischa

The former (now deceased) star of The OC somehow finagled an invitation to Kensington Palace in London in order to dine with Lord Frederick Windsor, son of Prince Michael of Kent, who's a cousin of the Queen's. (Got all that?)

However, Barton reportedly raised royal ire - and not just because she refused to eat anything. The actress was tapping away at her Blackberry throughout the meal.

Lord Windsor was displeased by the display. While Barton's rep had no comment about the incident, suggest that the good Lord simply steals Mischa's Blackberry password as revenge.

It seemed to work with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.

by Mischalova at . Comments

Marissa Cooper is dead!

That's not relevant to this story about former OC star, Mischa Barton, but we just wanted to scream it aloud in ecstasy. Fortunately for this tiny actress, there's an easy way to make money aside from actually earning it with any talent: paid public appearances.

Mischa Barton Catwalk

Barton was reportedly paid more than $100,000 for her appearance at David Jones' 2006 summer collection fashion show. Call us conspiracy theorists, but The Gossip thinks Mr. Jones wants a certain someone sport his clothes around Hollywood.

Of course, we wonder how anyone would see the outfits on Barton. What if she turned sideways?

Despite gracing the pages of this month's Vanity Fair, Mischa doesn't consider herself any kind of fashion expert.

"Definitely there's some things from these designers that I want to wear to events … I think it's so funny when people say you're a trendsetter," she said, "I don't know, I'm not good at trends, I don't think I follow trends really."

She certainly doesn't follow decorum or good sense. At a press conference held before the fashion show, Barton wasn't even sure what local designer she was wearing, prompting David Jones' general manager to say:

"She's wearing Scanlan & Theodore and Mischa loves it. Alice McCall she also really enjoys wearing."

But we digress. The point remains: Marissa Cooper is dead!

by Mischalova at . Comments

First, Mischa Barton was written out of The OC. (Her character, Marissa, now resides in Newport heaven hell.)

With free time suddenly on her hands, what's a rail thin, awful actress to do but attend acting classes in London?

Quite Troubled

The Gossip supposes it can give props to any thespian that takes a break from the LA and NY club scene in order to enroll at London's Royal Academy of Dramatic Art.

The lessons may even be paying off already. Barton has four feature films coming out, as she expands her resume beyond that of a spoiled California teen.

For the record, that's four more movies that Kevin Federline has in the works.

Mischa Barton Biography

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Mischa Barton Quotes

I don’t care if people try to put me down. I just think it’s so sad that that’s what people spend their time doing. It might sound crazy, but I’m a really nice person.

Mischa Barton

That was a low point for me. I never, ever would have thought I would be arrested. I was disappointed because it associated me with a group of girls that I would rather not be associated with.

Mischa Barton [on DUI arrest]