by Free Britney at

What is the world coming to?

Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr and Brandon Davis - yes, the racist, loathsome Greasy Bear! - were spotted hooking up. Unbelievable.

Miranda Kerr Topless Picture

On a similarly weird, if less oily note, mediocre NBA player Marko Jaric somehow got supermodel Adriana Lima to sign him to a lifetime deal.

Greasy and Miranda - who just dumped Orlando Bloom - have actually been linked more than once. The latter was seen last night at the ESPYs.

We don't know which pair is more shocking:

How do dudes like Marko Jaric (left) and Brandon Davis score Adriana Lima and Miranda Kerr (right)? That's not a rhetorical question, we really don't know.

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by Free Britney at

Miranda Kerr’s romance with Orlando Bloom is over, says an insider who adds that she has rebounded into the arms of ... Brandon Davis.

A couple of disclaimers:

  1. The source of this is InTouch Weekly. That is about as reliable as any music put out by Britney Spears being listenable.
  2. This is not, however, the first time Miranda Kerr and Brandon Davis, the detestable oily heir, have been linked.

The Victoria’s Secret model and Greasy Bear were seen together shopping on L.A.’s Robertson Boulevard last November but at the time they both insisted they were just pals. We were praying it was the case, trust us.

But on July 12, the ursine being, who recently split from Aussie model Cheyenne Tozzi, took a romantic turn with Miranda Kerr.

Miranda Kerr and Brandon Davis in November 2007.

They were spotted canoodling at two clubs in NYC. Davis and Miranda Kerr were “full on making out” says a witness. The pair was also spotted kissing at Beatrice Inn later that night, and “They didn’t seem to care who saw.”

While a rep for Miranda Kerr denies she has split with Orlando Bloom, she was overheard telling Brandon Davis about the breakup.

“Miranda always seems to go to Brandon when she has a fight with Orlando,” the insider says. “He’s her rebound guy.”

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by Free Britney at

There is a show on VH1 called The Shot. Maybe you knew this.

We believe this is a reality show about photographers, but correct us if we're wrong here. You know what certainly isn't wrong, however?

Hot photos of Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa Miller and Miranda Kerr. Bikini pictures, people. Do we need to spell it out for you any clearer?

Three Hot Models

Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, Marisa Miller in bikinis. Yowza!

All we gotta say is if being on a reality show means you get to be a celebrity photo guy and take hot Marisa Miller pictures, where do we sign up?!

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by Mischalova at

There's little doubt at this point that Orlando Bloom has seen Miranda Kerr nude.

The couple was recently outed when the two hotties were spotted on a PDA-filled date at New York's Max Brenner restaurant, as they "were just being playful and kissing and hugging," said a witness.

Still, Kerr isn't giving the celebrity gossip tabloids any fodder about her relationship with the actor.

"He's a sweetheart and that's all I'm gonna say," Kerr recently said, feeling the need to repeat a certain descriptive word: "Sweetheart."

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr

Well, Miranda, did you two spend Valentine's Day together?

"I can't tell you," she replied with a laugh. "I work for Victoria's Secret â€" but that's my secret."

Ohhh, snaps yo! She got us.

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Victoria's Secret angel Miranda Kerr left Diavolina in L.A. on Monday night with her arm wrapped around ... say what!? ... greasy oil heir Brandon Davis.

When Miranda Kerr spotted members of the celebrity news media, she broke off and walked the other way. Guess what they always say about sleeping with a fat, Greasy Bear is true - it's all fun until your friends find out.

Miranda Kerr and Brandon Davis: Now that's a strange couple for you!

We're guessing this means the demise of Cheyenne Tozzi (a.k.a. Koala Bear), the Aussie model who Brandon Davis was somehow shagging earlier this year.

As for Kerr, she had reportedly been seeing Orlando Bloom for a few months, and was spotted apartment hunting together with the hunky star back in March.

Another wrinkle: Bloom was reportedly backstage this past week to cheer on Miranda Kerr at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The plot thickens!

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by Mischalova at

Leave it to Orlando Bloom to knock Tony Romo and Sophia Bush off the entertainment news front pages.

How has this mediocre actor with a sexy accent done it? By getting serious with Australian model Miranda Kerr.

Miranda Kerr in Thong

"They've been friends for a long time," a source told Us Weekly. "But they only decided to give it a go a few weeks back."

On ­October 18, Bloom attended the Victoria's Secret Phi Beta Pink party in Beverly Hills in order to support Kerr.

An insider said the couple also embarked on a romantic getaway to East Hampton, New York, on October 4 and 5.

A witness who spotted these two at dinner during that trip said: "Miranda's very into him!"

Sounds like Ben Lyons and Whitney Port have some serious competition for hottest new couple in Hollywood.

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