Miranda Kerr

Sorry, Miranda Kerr and Bar Refaeli.

We know you're close friends and we know you posed side-by-side at last night's Costume Institute Gala at NYC's The Metropolitan Museum of Art.

But, like the match-up between Jessica Biel and Victoria Beckham, only one of you can come out on top in this fashion face-off. We wish each beauty the best of luck...

Who looks best?

That's what supermodels do, so this isn't really news.

Still, we're not sure what's more incredible, Miranda Kerr photos like these new swimsuit shots, or the fact that Jay Lyon from The City once hit that.

Ponder that, and despite how it might upset you (or Whitney Port), try not to let it detract from your enjoyment of the Miranda Kerr pictures below ...

The Australian supermodel is the first Australian to become a Victoria’s Secret Angel and has been in the Victoria’s Secret Runway Show for three years now.

Well done on that, Miranda. Click to enlarge more pictures of the current Orlando Bloom squeeze modeling various swimsuits for the enjoyment of all below ...

Miranda Kerr recently appeared topless in France's Jalouse Magazine.

While still leaving something to the imagination, the photos show the natural beauty of this Victoria Secret Angel...

The magazine also used some of their photo space to showcase what made us fall for the model in the first place: Miranda Kerr in lingerie...

These photos join Democracy as the best ideas to come out of France.

We know this dress would up on Tony Romo's floor two hours after this photo was taken - but did it look better on Jessica Simpson than on Miranda Kerr?

That's the question of the hour. The quote-unquote singer and actress stopped by The Late Show with David Letterman in a black Hervé Léger frock, while the Victoria's Secret model turned up in a red version at the brand's fashion show.

The question for you, celebrity fashion fans, is ...

Who wore this dress better?

The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show is a great event.

The world's most insanely hot models strut down the runway in ridiculous lingerie that you will never see a woman wear in person in your entire life. At least if you're one of our interns. Sorry, people. We're just calling it like we see it here.

Here's Marisa Miller in some wonderfully practical undergarments ...

Click to enlarge some other photos from the event, featuring the likes of Heidi Klum, Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima (we hate that stiff Marko Jaric) and Alessandra Ambrosio, who looks pretty good considering she had a baby like last week.

According to reports, Pirates of the Caribbean star Orlando Bloom recently and secretly proposed to his Victoria's Secret model girlfriend Miranda Kerr.

Supposedly they are planning to walk down the aisle in late 2009.

“They are talking about getting married in a year. They have had a crazy year, but they love each other and she wants to be his wife,” reports Metro (UK).

KERRBLOOM: Orlando Bloom already sees Miranda Kerr nude on a regular basis. But he's got to tie the knot with her so we can immortalize their couple nickname.

If this is true, we wish them the best, although we are somewhat skeptical that fewer celebrity gossip sites haven't reported it. Then again, Orlando Bloom just isn't that interesting. Sorry, ladies. He's hot, sure. But besides that, what's to say?

No word on whether Miranda Kerr has been called very "uncool" by Kate Bosworth. Or whether Kate Bosworth is so sick over this news that she's stopped eating.

Miranda Kerr is hot.

She is wearing a bikini and topless in the new issue of FHM UK.

Not a lot of in-depth analysis is necessary here. Just enjoyment:

FHM UK claims to be voted the best magazine in the world. If they're featuring Miranda Kerr topless every month, they certainly are deserving of that honor.

She may be our new favourite supermodel, indeed. If you're not convinced yet, follow the jump for more Miranda Kerr pictures from this photo spread ...

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Do we really need a reason?

Gulp. GQ has created perhaps the greatest magazine cover in recent history, assembling the entire lineup of Victoria's Secret Supermodels.

Yes. Marisa Miller, Heidi Klum, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Izabel Goulart, Selita Ebanks, Isabelli Fontana, Candice Swanepole, Julia Stegner, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley and Miranda Kerr are all present - and all not un-hot.

Enjoy. Click to enlarge each segment of this three-page cover...

What is the world coming to?

Victoria's Secret model Miranda Kerr and Brandon Davis - yes, the racist, loathsome Greasy Bear! - were spotted hooking up. Unbelievable.

On a similarly weird, if less oily note, mediocre NBA player Marko Jaric somehow got supermodel Adriana Lima to sign him to a lifetime deal.

Greasy and Miranda - who just dumped Orlando Bloom - have actually been linked more than once. The latter was seen last night at the ESPYs.

We don't know which pair is more shocking:

How do dudes like Marko Jaric (left) and Brandon Davis score Adriana Lima and Miranda Kerr (right)? That's not a rhetorical question, we really don't know.