Miranda Kerr & Brandon Davis: New Greasy Couple?
Victoria's Secret angel Miranda Kerr left Diavolina in L.A. on Monday night with her arm wrapped around ... say what!? ... greasy oil heir Brandon Davis.
When Miranda Kerr spotted members of the celebrity news media, she broke off and walked the other way. Guess what they always say about sleeping with a fat, Greasy Bear is true - it's all fun until your friends find out.
Miranda Kerr and Brandon Davis: Now that's a strange couple for you!
We're guessing this means the demise of Cheyenne Tozzi (a.k.a. Koala Bear), the Aussie model who Brandon Davis was somehow shagging earlier this year.
As for Kerr, she had reportedly been seeing Orlando Bloom for a few months, and was spotted apartment hunting together with the hunky star back in March.
Another wrinkle: Bloom was reportedly backstage this past week to cheer on Miranda Kerr at the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The plot thickens!
In Full Bloom: Orlando and Miranda Kerr
Leave it to Orlando Bloom to knock Tony Romo and Sophia Bush off the entertainment news front pages.
How has this mediocre actor with a sexy accent done it? By getting serious with Australian model Miranda Kerr.
"They've been friends for a long time," a source told Us Weekly. "But they only decided to give it a go a few weeks back."
On ÂOctober 18, Bloom attended the Victoria's Secret Phi Beta Pink party in Beverly Hills in order to support Kerr.
An insider said the couple also embarked on a romantic getaway to East Hampton, New York, on October 4 and 5.
A witness who spotted these two at dinner during that trip said: "Miranda's very into him!"
Sounds like Ben Lyons and Whitney Port have some serious competition for hottest new couple in Hollywood.
