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This just in: Miranda Kerr is really attractive.

The super model, who might be engaged to Orlando Bloom, posed for a recent spread in Ralph. While we're still questioning whether or not that magazine is real, there's no debating how sexy Kerr looks in a bikini.

Don't believe us? Click on the following pictures to be proven very, very wrong:

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According to reports, Pirates of the Caribbean star Orlando Bloom is engaged to his model girlfriend Miranda Kerr. No, for real, this time he supposedly is.

Reports say he popped the question while on vacation in Morocco. They reportedly got engaged in May, too, but that was bogus. Is this time the real deal?

He and the Victoria's Secret model have been dating for nearly three years. According to OK!, the brother of Miranda Kerr confirmed the news, saying:

"He's finally done it. Orlando proposed. They're getting married.”

Well, that's good enough for us! The pair, who've been denying rumors of wedding bells for months, are reportedly planning to tie the knot next summer.

Congratulations if it's true! And we totally hope it is!

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KERRBLOOM! Hopefully, this time the rumors are true.

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Two gorgeous models in lingerie.

One impossible decision.

We thought we made it difficult for readers last month when we asked if they'd rather sleep with Stephen Moyer or Alexander Skarsgard. But that was just the warm-up question.

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Last week, Marisa Miller and Miranda Kerr both strutted their sexy stuff down the runway for a Victoria's Secret fashion show. This prompted us to wonder: which of these women is more attractive?

THIS PHOTO of Miller cinches her as the winner in THG's eyes, but perhaps you feel differently. Contrast, compare and chime in below...

Who would you rather...

 

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If you're seen any Miranda Kerr pictures in your life, you know that the Aussie model, who dates actor Orlando Bloom, is an absolutely gorgeous young woman.

That being said, a recent rooftop photo shoot she did for Grazia magazine in Sydney, on the roof of the Museum of Contemporary Art, is not her most flattering.

As body types go, Mischa Barton is not one you should emulate, but that looks to be what MK is going for. And people wonder why Filippa Hamilton got fired.

Skinny Miranda Kerr

Miranda Kerr is one of the planet's most beautiful specimens. But she looks a bit gaunt here, like she could use a steak or several. [Photos: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Just a quick note to all you models around the world and the quote-unquote high fashion magazines who seem to encourage this type of appearance:

Skeletal does not equal hot.

Honestly, is her shoulder blade going to pop out? Is there any flesh on that arm? To think people criticize Jessica Simpson for looking curvy and normal. Yeesh.

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There was a time in which Victoria's Secret was known for lingerie.

Maybe that's still true. But this is not the first time we've seen Miranda Kerr topless in the Caribbean, frolicking in the warm water and posing for the brand.

Seems a little silly, doesn't it? Lingerie ads with no actual lingerie?

What are they even selling? The bottom portion of her underwear, we suppose, as well as the mere idea that a half-naked Miranda Kerr is wearing them.

Come to think of it, that's a great marketing campaign. Pure genius.

Click to enlarge the latest Miranda Kerr pictures from it below ...

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Miranda Kerr posing topless is not breaking news. That is what she does.

But no matter how many times you see Miranda Kerr nude, or in various stages of undress that border on nude, it does not get any less beautiful.

In fact, it is worth bringing to your attention time and again, because withholding such divine images of human beauty from you would be cruel.

We are not cruel. We aim to please celebrity gossip fans.

Follow the jump to see three fabulous Miranda Kerr pictures (featuring the model in a thong and nothing else) and click to enlarge the images ...

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There have been many Miranda Kerr nude sightings over the last few weeks.

Whether she's getting naked for art (above link) or Rolling Stone, the model is simply gorgeous without any clothes on. (In related news, the sky is also blue.)

Therefore, it would seem as though useless socialite Brittny Gastineau stands no chance at knocking Kerr off in the following fashion face-off, based on both celebrities' attendance at the 2009 ESPY Awards.

But, to steal a sports phrase, that's why they play the games!

Compare, contrast and vote below:

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  • Miranda Kerr at the ESPYS

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Who looked better at the ESPY Awards?

 

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We have no idea where these photos of Miranda Kerr nude came from.

But it is really not our responsibility to know that. Nor does it matter.

All we do know is that Miranda Kerr nude images are never a bad thing, and the ones in question on this date appear to be somewhat artistic.

The Aussie supermodel is beautiful, and we are quite confident you will not be disappointed. Go ahead and see. Just try us.

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Vanity Fair magazine has some great behind-the-scenes pictures from the new Pirelli Calendar, which just happens to feature Miranda Kerr nude.

Oh, and as you can see by the photo below, it also has Ana Beatriz Barros, Eniko Mihalik, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Catherine M, Abbey Lee, Daisy Lowe, Gracie C, Marloes Horst, Lily Cole, Ana Beatriz Barros and Georgina Stojilkovic nude ...

Mirando Kerr in Lingerie

The luckiest photographer ever leans in for the cover shot. The Pirelli Calendar bills itself as a celebration of feminine beauty. Mission accomplished, in that case.

Okay, so we would have preferred Marisa Miller, Adriana Lima, and Brooklyn Decker pics along with Miranda, but hey, what are you gonna do. This will work.

Follow the jump for a second picture, this time of just Miranda Kerr nude ...

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Saving the environment is an important cause everyone should get behind.

Don't take our word for it, though. Not that you would. Climate change and environmental issues received a major boost this week from Miranda Kerr.

As we talked about earlier this week, the new Australian issue of Rolling Stone features Miranda Kerr nude, hugging trees, lamenting the declining population of her native country's koalas and calling attention to the climate challenges of our time.

Now that's a story with something for everyone!

Click to enlarge these images of Miranda from the magazine, and do what you can to save the planet. If you do, she might pose like this more often ...

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