Okay, a lot's happened between Selena Gomez, Miranda Kerr, Orlando Bloom, and Justin Bieber, so here's a brief recap:
Back in October, there were reports that Kerr and Bloom split because of Bieber, as Justin had apparently seduced Miranda at a Victoria's Secret fashion show. No, really. That's what people were saying.
Then, in April, it was rumored that Gomez and Bloom were dating. Justin was understandably not pleased by the news of a possible revenge-bang.
Like the build-up to a world war, all of these events happened so quickly that it was hard to make sense of them while frantically stocking your bomb shelter with canned goods.
Then it happened: the Rumble in Ibiza. Yes, Bloom threw a punch at Bieber while they were both partying in Spain. He could've been the greatest hero the world has ever known...were it not for the fact that he totally swung and missed.