by Free Britney at . Comments

In case you didn't know Miley Cyrus deleted her Twitter.

Then the teen queen rapped about it in a YouTube video.

Then Billy Ray Cyrus, her dad, urged her to come back, because the world needs its Destiny and Hope. Yes, really. These people aren't at all self-important.

In a spoof of this riveting saga, Jimmy Fallon dressed up as Billy Ray and made a rap video of his own, looking to gobble up Miley's Twitter fans for himself!

The Late Night host donned a wig and a pair of dungarees in an attempt to get Miley's two million lost souls to support her country-singin' daddy instead.

Among the choice lyrics from the faux father of Miles:

"Hey there America, let's make this clear. Miley might be gone, but I'm still here ..." "As long as my heart's still beatin', I'm gonna be Tweetin' 'cause I got a full house like my name was Jodie Sweetin ... Achy-Breaky Tweets!"

Pretty good. Check out Billy Ray's rap ...

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

THG 1, Miley Cyrus 0!

After months of mocking Miley Cyrus for Tweeting every thought that comes into her head, The Hollywood Gossip can claim victory against this self-serving young singer.

We never thought we'd see the day, but Cyrus actually deleted her Twitter account last night, sharing one final thought:

FYI Liam doesn’t have a twttr & he wants ME 2 delete mine w/ gd reason.

Yes, Miley axed her Twitter page because Liam Hemsworth - CLEARLY her boyfriend at this point - asked her to. It reads as though Hemsworth was upset with the coverage he and Miley's relationship has received, a fact that Cyrus blames on the media.

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Here's a crazy idea, Miles: instead of slapping all two million of your Twitter followers in the face, and blaming journalists for writing about the information you posted, perhaps you could have simply scaled back your Tweets.

Now, no one wins.

Fans can't follow one of their favorite stars; Cyrus can't get sympathy from her constant, whining messages; and we can't make fun of her for such desperate pleas for attention.

It's all very upsetting.

** UPDATE: Based on the comments below (which we appreciate and encourage), some readers blame The Hollywood Gossip for Miley erasing her Twitter account.

We're hurt by this accusation, but understand fans need a scapegoat. Whose side are you on in this brewing rivalry?

 

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Over the last few weeks, former fans of Miley Cyrus have turned against the Disney performer.

Many have clearly grown sick of her self-serving Twitter messages; her inappropriate acts on stage; her blatant lying over a relationship with Liam Hemsworth.

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But we had no idea this tension extended all the way to Miley's supposedly best friends... until now! Over the weekend, Cyrus posted this photograph of herself and Demi Lovato on Twitter:

Miley and Demi: BFFs no more?!?

The image is months old, taken from a premiere of Miley's Hannah Montana movie, and it was accompanied by this message from Cyrus:

Now this is what true friendship looks like. None of that hollywood crap.** @ddlovato I miss you :)

Lovato's immediate, cryptic reply? Yeah... It's just kind of hard to miss somebody that I don't know anymore.

Ouch! Instead of asking the usual question - why are these two holding a private conversation over a public forum? - we're gonna focus on the reason why Demi might be mad at Miley.

She did break up with Cyrus' brother, Trace, in July. But the friendship seemed stable despite that awkward situation. Perhaps Lovato is simply as sick with Miley's antics as the rest of us.

After all, it must be difficult to remain close with someone that only thinks about herself.

(** Miley: this photo was taken at a Hollywood movie premiere, in front of thousands of people. You're an idiot.)

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Finally, Miley Cyrus has an idea of what it's like to sit through her endless, self-serving stream of Twitter posts.

Having come down with a case of strep throat, the singer has taken to her message board like never before; which is saying a lot for someone that cries herself a river on Twitter pretty much every day already.

Miles Photo

Since being diagnosed with the ailment (which millions of people get every year and for which there's a simple antibiotic) late Tuesday night, Miley has Tweeted the following:

  • "Woke up with a sore throat. Why am I always sick? Strep is the worst thing ever."
  • "Laying in bed with @mommytish. She is my patience, my peace, and my LOVE. She is a miracle worker. Her 'cuddle time' is the best medicine."
  • "These are the times that my daddy REALLY comes in handy. He made me smile through the worst pain I've ever felt."
  • "Nurse Noah is taking good care of me tonight. I just put on a 'Snuggie' and ate a popsicle."

You know, Miles, it's hard to respect your privacy when you let us into every minutiae of your life.

We can say one nice thing about Cyrus:

During a performance in Salt Lake City on Tuesday, she turned pale, ran offstage - and managed to return to the stage 15 minutes later. Gotta give her props for that toughness.

But not much else.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

It doesn't get any more pathetic than Miley Cyrus.

It's been well-documented how the singer relies on Twitter to garner attention and sympathy from her fans. She posts the most self-centered, pointless messages of any celebrity on the network.

But Miley has now taken it to a new level. Earlier this week, she Tweeted:

I wish just once I could look out into the crowd and he would be sitting in the front row singing along. I miss you.

Then, six minutes later, she wrote: Regarding my last tweet. Yes it was about a boy. The one who never lets me down. The one who always makes me smile. My Pappy.

Here's a crazy idea, Miles: if you miss your father, PICK UP THE PHONE AND CALL HIM!!! Why resort to some mysterious, creepy Twitter message for the world to see... only to then clarify it minutes later?

Actually, scratch that. We all know the answer.

Miley and Creepy Dad

It's understandable why fans would be confused when Miley Cyrus references a boy. She toys with so many, it's easy to lose track.

Miley and father Billy Ray have a well-known, inappropriate relationship. This is a man who has no problem with his 16-year old daughter strutting around the stage like a stripper. Hey, as long as it makes the family money, right?

** Update: Astute readers have written in and said Cyrus refers to her late grandfather as "Pappy." We still hate her, and we still can't fathom why she posted such a mysterious initial message on Twitter, but we apologize for the misunderstanding.

To watch a clip of Cyrus singing "Party in the USA" while trying not to pole dance, follow this article's jump.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Within hours of the Internet buzzing over a rumored Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth make-out session, the spoiled young singer took to Twitter to shoot down this story.

She wrote:

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There are just a few problems with this reply:

   1. Blogs did not create this story; it was reported by People magazine and The New York Daily News;
   2. This is not random speculation; Alex Emanuel, a respected Broadway actor, says he witnessed the Miley make-out session;
   3. No one said Cyrus had a boyfriend. The rumor is that she was simply getting to first base with someone. Based on the way she dresses and acts, Miley doesn't seem like a one-guy kind of girl anyway.
   4. Notice how Cyrus always makes herself the center of the universe? We hate to break it to Miley, but reporting on her life is far from our "reason to breathe." It's just a job, sort of like how hers involves being a puppet for Disney.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

It's been a sad month for Miley Cyrus on Twitter.

She's alerted followers to her heartbreaking love life, while also crying out for attention by fighting with ex-boyfriend Justin Gaston in the most public of forums.

So, can you blame a girl for just wanting to get crazy and party?

Yes, when that girl is 16, she's considered a role model by millions and she's quoting a song that references Jack Daniels, beer and tight jeans (that are meant to make "little boys come undone").

Indeed, in a Tweet last night, Cyrus quoted a line from the Gretchen Wilson song "I'm Here for the Party."

Latest Tweet

Doesn't Miley's life sound awesome? Don't you just wish you were her?!?

That's the basic message she's trying to get across in this latest plea for attention.

Yes, Miles, we know you're here for the party. The pity party, that typically is.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

We get it: Miley Cyrus is a 16-year old girl, confused about love and often weary about the way boys treat her.

That's perfectly normal and understandable.

But this is not: why does Cyrus continue to post Twitter messages about her supposedly sorry state of affairs? We'd love to leave her alone and ler Miley focus on these important issues... but she keeps throwing them in our face!

The latest example of the singer's need to draw attention to herself took place yesterday afternoon, when she Tweeted the message below, followed by the photo below:

Another Tweet

Poor Miley. It must really be tough to fight off the advances of cute boys such as Nick Jonas and Justin Gaston.

But that isn't even the point. If Cyrus feels like the "story of her life" is one of heartbreak, so be it. We've all been there. We can sympathize with her pain.

We just can't understand why she chooses to make it so public. Doesn't she have a group of friends she can talk to? Is she really so lonely and/or desperate for attention that she must share every iota of her life with everyone else?

We're actually asking these questions. Leave a comment and give us an answer.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

It's not enough that Miley Cyrus danced like a stripper at this week's Teen Choice Awards.

Nor does the fact that she bought a new pair of glasses (always a monumental event) and bragged about them via Twitter suffice.

Indeed, Cyrus still craves more attention. She can never be anywhere but at the center of the universe of her fans, who are actually starting to dwindle by the day as they realize just how self-absorbed Miley can be.

The latest example? Cyrus has created a rumor, rebuffed it and then acted as though the entire world is talking about.

She posted the following message on her Twitter account yesterday:

Miley Twitter

There's just one problem with this plea: no one has accused Miley of having a boyfriend. No one. Not a single celebrity gossip site. No supermarket tabloids. Trust us, we know. We check them all everyday.

And, gee, if people are talking about Miley's new man, perhaps it's because she's drawing attention to it herself by mysteriously posting flirtatious Tweets left and right. Has she ever heard of email?!? Why would she even want the world to see such personal messages? Wait. We already know the answer to that.

This is actually the second time Cyrus has taken to Twitter to rebuke an accusation she made up in her head.

In May, she lashed out at critics of her body, despite the fact that none existed. Can Miley really not take a single day off from trying to create her own buzz and garner her own sympathy?

It's pathetic. Just sing, act and let your fans make up their own mind about you, Miles.

Miley Cyrus also posted this photo of herself on Twitter. She wants everyone to tell her how adorable she looks.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

It looks like Miley Cyrus is an avid reader of The Hollywood Gossip.

Considering her rauncy performance at the Teen Choice Awards, during which she dressed like a prostitute and danced on a stripper pole, we said it was appropriate that Miley later presented an award to Britney Spears.

After all, the two share similar traits: each pretends to be an innocent youth, yet it's nothing but a marketing ploy to lure in young fans and then hit them inappropriate photos, dances and songs. Cyrus and Spears are anything but role models.

  • Miley Picture
  • It is Britney, Bitch

Is Miley Cyrus the next Britney Spears? If so, should she really be excited about that?

Last night, meanwhile, Miley took to her Twitter account and wrote: For all the people calling me the "next Britney" THANK U. I couldn't ask for a better compliment.

You're welcome, we guess, Miles. But... really?!?

You couldn't ask for a better compliment than being compared to someone with no singing ability; two failed marriages; a smoking habit; a stay in a hospital's psychiatric wing; and a clear aversion to wearing underwear?

Aside from the fact that Britney has a few number-one singles, what, exactly, do you take as a positive out of this comparison?

Since you apparently read our site, please write in and let us know. We're excited to hear from you!

Miley Cyrus Biography

Miley Cyrus Hair Miley Cyrus has evolved tremendously over the years. Initially known for portraying Hannah Montana, the singer/actress made an effort to... More »
Born
Birthplace
Franklin, Tennessee
Full Name
Destiny Hope Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Quotes

Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.

Miley Cyrus [at a concert, soon after photo scandal broke]

I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life's journey.

Miley Cyrus [on lewd photos]
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