by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

If that headline seems a bit confusing, allow us to present you with a picture that's worth several thousand words:

Miley Cyrus Wearing a Miley Cyrus Shirt

Yes, through the magic of Photoshop, Miley Cyrus was able to post a photo of her tween self rocking a t-shirt of her current self smoking a jay.

Miley's Instagram is always a weird place, but never with this latest post, she's really like messin' with our minds, man.

Part of what's so strange about Miley's twerk-tastic career is that we all watched her grow up in the spotlight as a squeaky-clean Disney commodity.

Miley's performance at the 2013 VMAs was essentially her way of driving the final nail into Hannah Montana's coffin, but the transition happened somewhat gradually.

So seeing the very different halves of her career juxtaposed like this is an affront to our senses.

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Miley Cyrus is a busy lady these days.

Earlier this week she opened the "Dirty Hippie" semen and weed-based art show in NYC, and now she's back on tour in South America. All that and she still finds time to twerk with her mom every weekend. How does she do it?

Anyway, while the Bangerz tour has seen disappointing ticket sales, the critically-acclaimed twerk fest rolls on, with stops in Puerto Rico, Mexico, Brazil, Chile, and Argentina in the next few weeks.

Fortunately, as with everything she does, Miley plans to Instagram the crap out of the tour, and she posted some epic pics from the first stop on the South American leg last night:

Miley Cyrus On Stage
Miley performing in Puerto Rico. Yeah, this stage show should be everyone's bucket list.

Yes, that's Miley twerking for a very tall transgender woman and a very short little person. We're pretty sure this photo actually sums up her entire career.

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

In case you haven't heard, Miley Cyrus has turned semen into art for her new NYC museum exhibit entitled "Dirty Hippie."

Naturally, when Kris Jenner heard there was a desperate bid for attention involving spooge, she booked the next flight to New York to find out if there was any way for her children to get involved.

No word on whether or not Kris partook of Miley's 5-foot bong creation (the show's piece de resistance), but judging from the photos we think it's fair to say some sort of inebriants were involved:

  • Miley Cyrus and Kris Jenner
  • Miley Cyrus, Kendall Jenner and Their Moms

Yes, that's Miley licking Kris, and Miley and Kendall chilling with their moms. It would almost be cute if they weren't in a room full of dildos with joints glued to them.

Thankfully, Kris and Kendall left 17-year-old Kylie at home. We know she's mature from her age, but from the sound of it, we're not sure if there's anyone on the planet who's old enough to not be traumatized by "Dirty Hippie."

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Miley Cyrus was NSFW at NYFW last night.

The singer attended Alexander Wang's New York Fashion Week after party on Saturday in Brooklyn, giving other attendees a clear look at her (mostly) bare breasts there.

Miley then took to Instagram and showed off her pasties in a couple of Instagram photos.

  • Miley Cyrus with Pasties
  • Miley Cyrus Acting Weird

"btw I don't have some weird rash. I got pink glitter rubbed all over me on the party bus. #RAVE," she captioned one photo of her unusual look. 

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Miley Cyrus has posted a couple weird photos on Instagram.

We know, we know: What else is new?

Well, this is fairly news: in one of the pictures, Cyrus is smoking something that is decidedly NOT a cigarette.

Miley doesn't include a caption with the image, but it comes just days after Cyrus said in an interview that she doesn't "promote" marijuana use or tell "a bunch of kids to do a bunch of drugs."

Not explicitly, no. But isn't a photo such as the one below implicitly telling followers that smoking up is cool?

Miley Cyrus Smokes Up

Elsewhere, Miley has published a picture that appears to mock Nicki Minaj.

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By her own admission, Miley Cyrus takes two things very often:

  1. Drugs.
  2. Selfies on Instagram.

Which of these two habits does the singer find more dangerous? She offered up that surprising answer when she sat down for Yahoo!’s “Sunday Night” chat this week.

Miley Cyrus Interview Pic

"Do you know what hurts your brain? Googling yourself. You know what hurts your brain? Instagram," Miley, whose affection for marijuana is well known, said.

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Miley Cyrus is on fire in terms of bizarre, WTF?! comments lately.

Earlier today, we were treated to some excerpts from her V magazine interview in which Miley claimed there's more to her than twerking, and that she stole her signature move from Elvis.

Miley Cyrus V Cover
Miley Cyrus covers this issue of V... while wearing an unusual bathing suit. Can this thing even get wet?!?

Yes, it's a bit confusing that Miley supposedly wants to distance herself from twerking, yet she still talks about it in every interview.

But what's even more confusing are her latest comments on issues ranging her love of weed, her childhood obsession with Dolly Parton's boobs, and that awful "love yer brain" tattoo she got recently:

On her fashion sense: "That's just what I like to wear. I never think about what someone is going to think. I've always been into fashion. I grew up around Dolly Parton, who is all tits. And both my parents are covered in tattoos and are really cool."

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Anyone remember when Miley Cyrus made music? Because it seems like all she's doing these days is competing with Kylie and Kendall Jenner for the title of Queen of Instagram.

Of course, while Kendall and Kylie post inappropriate selfies by the score, Miley takes a different approach to gaining the Internet's attention. We call it the, "Hey y'all, look how freakin' weird I am!" approach.

That's a video Miley posted yesterday and, as you may have guessed, it's bizarre...and it features her tongue.

Miley's Instagram has been one of the weirdest on the web for a long time, so we shouldn't be surprised when she posts a clip like this one, but the tripped out lighting, the glassy eyes, the weird silence - it all just sort of makes us feel that Miley is in a very strange place these days. 

Granted, it's not as worrisome as Miley's five-foot bong video, but it still has us hoping that Billy Ray is planning to pay her a concerned parent visit very soon. 

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by Tyler Johnson at . Comments

Miley Cyrus' Instagram page has always been a weird place. But lately, fans have grown concerned that Miley is crossing the thin line between charmingly eccentric and disturbingly strange.

The shift seemed to occur around the time Miley's dog died, so it should come as no surprise that her latest nugget of weirdness is yet another tribute to the late Floyd:

Miley posted the video above to Instagram with the caption, "Five foot bong almost complete this one is a collab with my f--king beyond kiewl fanz."

It's not clear how exactly Miley collaborated with fans on her latest creation, but as you can see in the clip, like just about everything she does these days, it involves Floyd:

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Just call her TM-iley.

Following a run of several racy photos - here is Miley Cyrus in her underwear! Here is Miley Cyrus nude in bed! - Miley Cyrus has maybe, perhaps, conceivably finally gone too far.

The singer posted multiple pictures on Instagram Sunday of herself drinking and partying with friends, including a shot of her popping a squat and another of her seemingly passed out.

  • Miley Cyrus Peeing
  • Passed Out Miley Cyrus

Cyrus included the hashtag #whitetrashrager along with the images.

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Miley Cyrus Biography

Miley Cyrus Hair Miley Cyrus has evolved tremendously over the years. Initially known for portraying Hannah Montana, the singer/actress made an effort to... More »
Born
Birthplace
Franklin, Tennessee
Full Name
Destiny Hope Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Quotes

Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.

Miley Cyrus [at a concert, soon after photo scandal broke]

I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life's journey.

Miley Cyrus [on lewd photos]
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