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In her recent defense of her new image, Miley Cyrus said"I feel more comfortable" dressing in the type of attire she's donned on stage over the last few weeks.

To this, we say: Come on, Miles.

Kendall Jenner Fashion

There's no earthly way any human being can be comfortable in the outfits you wore at the 2010 MuchMusic Video Awards on Sunday night. We've already gone off on the black ensemble, so allow us to say this about the other one featured below:

Yech! We feel disgusting even writing this, but there's no way the world should get such an up-close view of how closely you shave down there. You're 17. Please, please put it away.

Which Miley Cyrus outfit is more ridiculous?

 

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When she gives interviews and utters every inspirational cliche every created, Miley Cyrus sounds ridiculous.

But the singer must be aware of this because she often makes a conscious choice to distract everyone from her nauseating sound bites by dressing in asinine outfits that focus our attention elsewhere.

Miley Cyrus VMA Outfit

At last night's MuchMusic Awards in Toronto, for example, Miley took to the stage wearing this contraption. Boy, she sure is edgy, isn't she?!?

Cyrus opened the show with a rendition of "Party in the USA," proving that the only thing she knows less about than good fashion is geography. (Toronto is located in Canada, Miles. That's a whole separate country!)

While Miley's cult members fans prepare to defend her terrible singing and transparent attempts to transform her image, we'll simply post more images of the singer at this event, along with her aforementioned performance.

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In her feud with Perez Hilton, we became sick to our stomach actually defending Miley Cyrus and referring to her as "mature."

Now, though, things are back to normal for THG: the self-absorbed singer has gone out and made us nauseous for reasons based around her obnoxious personality.

Asked about her new tattoo, Miley explained to E! News:

There's so much negativity in the world and what you only need to hear is all the love. People try to say to me, ‘I just heard someone say this or that about you,' and I just ignore it because it's irrelevant. Love is what makes the world go around, and that's all we need to focus on.

Wow, what an inspiration! In case that overwrought quote isn't enough to make you lose your lunch, don't worry: there's more!

Below, Miley compares herself to Britney Spears and doesn't let two syllables go by without uttering some some hollow cliche she likely read off a Hallmark card five minutes before the interview was taped:

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In the last 16 days alone, Miley Cyrus has ...

  • Denied slutty tendencies
  • Gotten a nice ear tattoo
  • Made out with a girl dancer on stage
  • Bitched about a Zac Efron double standard
  • Called out her critics for the scrutiny and attention paid to her antics, while seemingly remaining desperate for attention at every turn
  • Sparked more controversy after an upskirt pic was posted by that degenerate Perez Hilton, who called her an oversexualized creature

Friday, for reasons unknown, ABC aired an hour-long special, Miley Cyrus: Live From London, depicting her concert at the city's storied O2 Arena.

It was a welcome respite from the scandals and controversies.

Miles surely thrilled her fans during the prime time extravaganza, in which she finally, finally got back to doing what made her famous: singing.

Was she good? The capacity crowd seemed to think the phenom was all that and then some. Here's a five-minute highlight reel of the special ...

Follow the jump for four more Miley Cyrus clips from her London appearance as she rocks "The Climb," "Party in the U.S.A.," "Fly on the Wall" and "Can't Be Tamed" ...

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While Perez Hilton is basking in the spotlight and milking his Miley Cyrus photo controversy for all its worth, the 17-year old singer at the center of this scandal is acting like the mature one.

(Man, we never thought we'd write that about Miley Cyrus.)

Instead of harping on that situation, Miley is focusing on her music: she appeared on The Late Show with David Letterman last night, joked with the host about Twitter and then performed "Can't Be Tamed." Most amazingly, she did it while wearing pants!

From there, Cyrus woke up today and took to the stage with Bret Michaels.

First, though, she continued to defend her racy new image, saying on Good Morning America:

"You have to be who you are to the full. There's nothing that I'm holding back. And that's what I want to give to my girl fans. Just be who you are."

Ah, there's the pompous Miley Cyrus we know and love... to mock: sounding all high and mighty about her music when, in reality, she's just another recycled pop singer that wears skimpy clothing to prove how "edgy" she is.

Moreover, and we truly mean this with no predisposed bias or opinion of the singer, but just as people with two working ears: Miley sounds HORRIBLE in the following duet:

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CHECK OUT PHOTOS FROM THIS DUET BELOW.

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I used poor judgment and probably should not have posted the photo.

That's all Perez Hilton had to say about this week's Miley Cyrus upskirt picture scandal, in which the blogger Tweeted an image that suggested the 17-year old singer wasn't wearing underwear. Utter that one sentence and the controversy would go away.

But this is Perez Hilton, of course. He craves controversy and the attention it brings. Therefore, during his appearance on The Joy Behar Show last night, he spent almost nine minutes defending his actions, saying of the pic:

"It was showing Miley getting out of the car in an un-ladylike fashion. That was funny and keeping with her shocking behavior of late."

Perez went on to explain his side of the situation. He said:

  • He did not pixelate or photoshop anything.
  • He did not take the photo or even publish it originally. He simply linked to another website and that website was the one that took the picture down.
  • He'd do it again and would publish the image on his blog right now if he had a deal with the agency that snapped it.
  • It's "insulting to children" to insinuate that a shot of Cyrus exiting a car, without any nudity actually depicted, would be considered child pornography.

Hilton disagreed with Behar that the entire incident is "none of his business" because he said Miley was at a video shoot with paparazzi around and has "been around the block" often enough to understand what happens when cameras are around.

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Acting maturely for a change, Miley Cyrus has chosen to pretty much blow off this week's Perez Hilton photo scandal.

Her simple response to that blogger Tweeting an upskirt picture of her on Tuesday? He's just an idiot.

But ABC has reacted to Hilton's idiotic move in a harsher way, hitting the loser where it counts: in the wallet. The network has removed a banner ad for The View from Perezhilton.com.

Said a source close to the situation:

"It's not a matter of whether you like [Perez Hilton] or not, it has to do with the morality of the issue. Miley is a minor, period. There are ethics involved in running an ad on a site that potentially violated the rights of a minor, and that is what the conversation is about at the network level."

  • Blogging Moron
  • Being a Street Walker

That makes sense to us, but not to Perez, of course.

He's followed up his insincere apology to Miley and the public with this statement:

"I find it odd that an advertiser would choose to pull an ad off my site because the photo in question, which was not pornographic and showed a fully clothed Miley Cyrus, was not posted on my website or even linked from my site."

How will each side move on? Perez will continue to enjoy the free publicity this scandal has allotted him, addressing it tonight on The Joy Behar Show.

Cyrus, meanwhile, will perform a duet with Bret Michaels on Good Morning America tomorrow.

Who would have thought a 17-year old would be the mature one in this feud? And who would have thought we'd ever take Miley's side in anything? That seems to be the silver lining when it comes to Perez Hilton at least:

His utter douche baggery can bring people together in mutual hatred.

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We disagree with Miley Cyrus when it comes to her wardrobe choices, musical abilities, the message she sends to fans and her overall lack of originality.

But at least we see eye-to-eye with the singer on one thing: Perez Hilton is an idiot.

A couple days after that gossip blogger stunned the world by posting an upskirt photo of this 17-year old, Miley has responded. She told Ryan Seacrest in a phone interview yesterday:

"That's some idiot being an idiot. Isn't it funny things like that, that are so negative, have to come out right before my record? It's like, no one can just let a positive thing happen."

Man, even when we're on Miley's side, we can't help but comment on how pompous she sounds. A "positive thing?" It's just a new CD, Miles. You're not changing the world here.

Bra Showing!

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Meanwhile, Cyrus also made news this week for getting a new tattoo... on her ear... of the word "love."

Check it out below and let us know what you think of this unique accessory.

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Earlier today, Miley Cyrus sent a message to the world: I am not a slut.

Now, Perez Hilton has a message of his own: I am not a distributor of child pornography!

The latter statement is needed because the self-absorbed, immature celebrity gossip blogger has been accused of Tweeting an uncensored photo of Miley's crotch.

In an insincere, lame video on his website today, Perez said: "Do you think I'm stupid enough to post a photo of Miley if she's not wearing any underwear down there? No! Sure I like to seem controversial, but I don't want to go to jail."

He then published the following circled photo, which depicts Miley in the same outfit as she wore in the original, scandalous picture (below, left) and supposedly proves she was wearing underwear all along:

  • Miley Cyrus Upskirt
  • Underwear Spotted!

Click on the above photos to enlarge them. Does this put an end to Underwear Gate?

None of this changes the fact that Hilton is an absolute tool. He offers nothing interesting or creative on his blog, relying on such pathetic gimmicks as upskirt shots and penis drawings to get attention.

At this point, there's no real chance of Perez receiving any legal punishment, although a Los Angeles criminal defense attorney told Salon.com that it was "suicidal" for the blogger to distribute the image.

"We're not talking about a misdemeanor," Jeffrey Douglas said. "You don't have to know what the definition of the law is; all you have to do is knowingly distribute the photograph."

If you're curious about the definition of douche bag, by the way, don't bother opening up a dictionary. Just find a photo of Perez Hilton.

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Miley Cyrus might be bad at singing, but she's good at listening.

And the young star is tired of all the controversy surrounding her new image. She told The Associated Press today:

"I'm not trying to be slutty. I'm not trying to be, like, go to the club and get a bunch of guys. What I'm trying to do is make a point with my record and look consistent, in the way my record sounds and the way I dress."

Okay... and that point would be what, exactly? In "Can't Be Tamed," Miley sings that she's "hot like that" and "every guy everywhere just gives me mad attention."

As critical as THG is of Cyrus, we actually never use words such as "slut," "skank," "whore" or other nouns applied to her across the Web. But what point is she trying to make with those lyrics and these outfits?

The quote above may sound intelligent to some, but it doesn't actually say anything.

Exposing Skin

Cyrus continued to defend her provocative behavior and attire, adding:

"I'm really comfortable with my body, I work really hard to be fit and to know that I can wear whatever makes me most comfortable.

"I feel more comfortable dressing with a little less, which is just how I've always been... Now I'm able to do that a little more freely and, also, I've just grown up to be this way too. It's not like this was me five years ago. It's me now, presently."

In conclusion, Miley says she is not trying to use sex to sell albums. That's not her "schtick."

"I want people to buy my record because of my music."

If that's the case, Miles, put on some pants, grab a guitar and just sing. You're clearly courting this controversy, so don't whine about. Prove to us you're a serious artist and not a disappointing hack.

Miley Cyrus Biography

Miley Cyrus Hair Miley Cyrus has evolved tremendously over the years. Initially known for portraying Hannah Montana, the singer/actress made an effort to... More »
Born
Birthplace
Franklin, Tennessee
Full Name
Destiny Hope Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Quotes

Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.

Miley Cyrus [at a concert, soon after photo scandal broke]

I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life's journey.

Miley Cyrus [on lewd photos]
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