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On Rock of Love, Bret Michaels had more sex with desperate groupies than Heidi Montag has had plastic surgery procedures.

As a result, it shouldn't be hard to grasp the controversy surrounding the rocker's duet with 17-year old Miley Cyrus, especially when the lyrics on "Nothing to Lose" include:

We both know better than this/Still we can't resist/Slowly get undressed/Won't you fall down on me/So close I can feel you breathe.

Still, when asked about the scandalous song, Michaels told Us Weekly "it's blown out of proportion." He elaborated, explaining how the duet came about:

"[Miley's] like, 'This is an incredible song, it's beautiful. Maybe I could [add] some stuff to it, some harmonies,'" Bret said. "She was excited that she didn't have to follow any rules."

Miley Helps

As for telling a girl that's not yet old enough to vote to "slowly get undressed?"

"I never sat down and said, 'Look at the content. Look at the lyrical content,'" Michaels said. "The part where it says she slowly gets undressed, Miley says, 'Yeah she does.' It has no reference to her and I. It's not even a duet."

In conclusion, the long-haired reality star makes no apologies:

"As God is my witness, there is nothing I have to be defensive about. I'm a good dad. I just thought it was a beautiful song."

It's not bad. We just hope Miley showered multiple times the day they recorded it together.

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Note to Miley Cyrus: We know we've had our differences and THG isn't your biggest fan on the planet. But please take this piece of advice:

Get an STD test... stat!

As the following picture and video prove, you've officially shared the same air with Bret Michaels, a reality TV star whose had more sex with groupies on VH1's Rock of Love than his former band, Poison, had number-one hits.

For reasons we'll never comprehend, Miley and Michaels have collaborated on a new single titled “Nothing to Lose.” During the track, the long-haired skank-banger teams with Cyrus on the chorus. It goes:

Won't you fall down on me/So close I can feel you breathe/Tonight in the darkness with nothing to lose/If the truth is all we can see/If I fall for you, could you fall for me?

Ummm... is that really appropriate for a 17-year to be singing with a dirty, washed-up, sex-crazed rocker?

“Bret and I had a great time in the studio together just hanging out and making music,” Miley said. “He’s is so passionate about music and it shows. I think it is such a rad collaboration because it shows that two artists that seem so different on the outside can come together and organically create something that we are both proud of.”

Hurry up and check out the video below, lest YouTube remove it. Then, let us know: Is this a positive or negative step for Miley's career?

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Dear YouTube: Please do not remove the following video.

It's the official music video for "When I Look at You," the latest single from Miley Cyrus. Off the soundtrack for The Last Song, the tune plays like a real-life look into Miley's relationship with Liam Hemsworth.

The two characters get together in the movie and, though Miley is yet to admit it publicly, the two actors have gotten together in real life.

How serious is their relationship? Sources say Cyrus and Hemsworth might get engaged. But we're getting ahead of ourselves. For now, just enjoy the video:

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Their nickname would have just rolled off the tongue: Jiley.

They could have gone on tour together, trading off opening acts at each stop, joining each other on stage for duets that would have left the crowd in tears of joy.

Alas, there will be no coupling up between the two hottest singers under the age of 18 because Justin Bieber was asked by radio station Z100 about Miley Cyrus this week and responded:

"Nooooooo, not my type."

We always knew we liked this Bieber guy!

Miley and Puppy

Justin didn't elaborate on why he would never date Miley, but we'd cite her horrible acting or atrocious wardrobe as the leading factors.

Fortunately, Cyrus doesn't need Bieber. She has Liam Hemsworth to pretend to date in order to publicize their upcoming movie together before going their separate ways go home to.

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The young adults have spoken and they've made their opinion very clear:

Miley Cyrus rules!

The 17-year-old actress/singer has garnered four Kids Choice Awards' nominations, all in major categories: Favorite Movie Actress, TV Actress, Female Singer and Favorite Song.

Check out the full list of nominees below, as the ceremy airs on March 27 and will likely feature Miley on stage, thanking God for her incredible popularity...

Favorite TV Actor
Cole Sprouse
Dylan Sprouse
Joe Jonas
Nick Jonas

Favorite TV Actress
Miranda Cosgrove
Miley Cyrus
Selena Gomez
Keke Palmer

Peace, I Guess

Favorite TV Show
iCarly
Sonny with a Chance
The Suite Life on Deck
Wizards of Waverly Place

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She's a global icon that has starred in a hit movie and TV show, while releasing platinum albums and posing for a number of magazine photo shoots.

In other words: Miley Cyrus is quite well-off. You'd think she'd be able to afford a pair of non-ripped jeans.

But for whatever reason, the singer strolled through Los Angeles over the weekend in an outfit that a homeless person might wear. A homeless person that had been on the street for a very long time, that is.

Seriously. These pants have been ripped more often than Miley on this website...

Torn Up

We guess this look is somehow "in" these days, as weird fashion is often interpreted as forward-thinking and creative. We say: it's just weird.

What do you say? Miley's jeans are...

 

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Based on her latest actions, we have nothing but positive things to say about Miley Cyrus.

The singer/actress has recruited famous friends for an online auction to benefit victims of last month's earthquake in Haiti.

"Ever since the earthquake, I've been trying to do my part to help the people of Haiti – and I wanted to do more," Cyrus told People. "I want to get people involved and show that even the little things you can do can make a difference."

Miles Picture

Starting February 8, you can visit Ebay.com/Miley to bid on the Herve Leger dress the singer wore to the Grammy Awards, along with two tickets to the Hollywood premiere of The Last Song.

Meanwhile, Nicole Richie has donated jewelry, while Britney Spears has handed over the outfit she wore to the 2008 MTV Video Music Awards.

"Everyone has been so generous," Miley said. "My mom and I started calling and texting all of our friends to see if they’d like to be a part of the auction. Demi [Lovato] was one of the first to respond. Hugh Jackman was also excited to donate something."

All proceeds will go to the American Red Cross.

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In a July 2009 interview, Demi Lovato had a simple message: Miley Cyrus is my total BFF!

By October, however, tension seemed to have arisen between the pair, as Lovato Tweeted to Miley that she barely knew her anymore. This exchange took place soon after Demi broke up with Trace Cyrus.

Ever since, fans of both stars have wondered what the status of their friendship is. This week, we seem to have gotten the answer: it's all good.

Miley, Demi, and Liam Hemsworth dined together on Tuesday night at Jerry's Famous Deli in Studio City, CA. Do these look like a pair of feuding enemies to you?

  • Miley and Demi Photo
  • Dinner Daters

Her good friend and her boyfriend in tow, life could be worse for Miley Cyrus.

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Forget last night's Grammy Awards and tomorrow's announcement of Oscar nominations.

The most controversial awards ceremony around revealed its nominees today, and we can think of a few (million) tweens that won't be happy with the results.

Both Miley Cyrus and Robert Pattinson are up for Razzies, which celebrate the worst of the big screen each year. We've posted the 2009 categories/nominees below and expect to hear a lot from Beyonce and Sandra Bullock fans, as well...

WORST PICTURE OF 2009
"All About Steve"
"G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra"
"Land of the Lost"
"Old Dogs""
"Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"

  • Torn Jeans
  • Pretty Patt

WORST ACTOR OF 2009
All Three Jonas Brothers, "Jonas Brothers: The 3-D Concert Experience"
Will Ferrell, "Land of the Lost"
Steve Martin, "Pink Panther 2"
Eddie Murphy, "Imagine That"
John Travolta, "Old Dogs"

WORST ACTRESS Of 2009
Beyonce, "Obsessed"
Sandra Bullock, "All About Steve"
Miley Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie"
Megan Fox, "Jennifer’s Body" and "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"
Sarah Jessica Parker, "Did You Hear About the Morgans?"

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS OF 2009
Candice Bergen, "Bride Wars"
Ali Larter, "Obsessed"
Sienna Miller, "G.I. Joe"
Kelly Preston,"Old Dogs"
Julie White, "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen"

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR OF 2009
Billy Ray Cyrus, "Hannah Montana: The Movie"
Hugh Hefner (as himself), "Miss March"
Robert Pattinson, "Twilight Saga: New Moon"
Jorma Taccone, "Land of the Lost"
Marlon Wayans, "G.I. Joe"

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The biggest Glee-related news coming out of the 2010 Grammy Awards is that Cory Monteith might be dating Taylor Swift.

But Lea Michele won't let her co-star steal all the headlines: she's challenged Miley Cyrus to a red carpet fashion face-off, and it's totally on below!

At the event, Michele told reporters she had an "insane wardrobe" problem because she picked out a white dress "and you could see through the entire thing," prompting a last-minute change.

It's too bad she didn't don that frock to the ceremony. It would have guaranteed her a victory over Cyrus, who chose a Max Azria dress because she "wanted to be edgy."

We won't ask you to compare the talent levels between the singer because Michele would win in a landslide. But contrast Lea and Miley's looks and vote in our poll...

  • Miley at the Grammys
  • Lovely Lea

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Who looked better on the red carpet?

 

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