Lindsay Lohan on Miley, SNL: So Disappointed!
Lindsay Lohan has become something of a joke of late.
This is so obvious that you'd think the troubled star would know how to take one, but this is Lindsay Lohan we're talking about. Logic does not apply.
Whether she's suing E*Trade or going off on Glee, LiLo and her camp indignantly bristle at any comedic moment at the walking punchline's expense.
Latest case in point: Miley Cyrus on SNL!
After the above monologue, Lohan fired off an email to Saturday Night Live honcho Lorne Michaels, expressing her disappointment that he allowed it.
Lindsay considered Lorne "a mentor and a father figure" and felt betrayed that he'd actually let Miley Cyrus take shots at her. Get a grip, you tool.
Miles' monologue jingle in question was harmless and self-deprecating:
"I never stole a necklace or got a DUI .. never cheated on wife like that golfer guy," she sang in her ode to Lohan, Tiger Woods and herself, "So what if you can see a little boob from the side ... I'm sorry if I'm not perfect."
So chill out, Lindsay. There are plenty of side boob jokes to go around.
Miley Cyrus Channels Justin Bieber, Fergie, Lindsay on SNL
I never stole a necklace or got a DUI. Never cheated on my wife like that golfer guy. So what you can see a little boob from the side? I’m sorry I’m not perfect.
So sang Miley Cyrus during her Saturday Night Live monologue last night, as the controversial 18-year old defended various actions against critics by comparing herself to Lindsay Lohan, Tiger Woods and others.
She then went on to impersonate Fergie and Justin Bieber, saying of the latter after the show: "It’s all about the crotch grabbing."
Did you watch Miley as SNL host? What did you think? Below, we've compiled a handful of skits from the evening. Watch and enjoy!
Justin Bieber vs. Miley Cyrus: It's a Mustache-Off!
It's totally on between Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus.
In order to promote her appearance on Saturday Night Live this weekend, the latter was a guest on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon yesterday. She talked to the host about a number of topics, eventually settling on her obsession with... mustaches?!?
"I have a diamond mustache with me at all times," she said. "I collect all kind of things with mustaches – pins and mugs and people."
That's unusual, but who are we to judge? Except when it comes to creating a mustache war between Cyrus and Bieber, of course, as the latter also went the fake facial hair route on the red carpet of the Critics Choice Awards. Who wears this accessory better? You tell us...
Miley Cyrus SNL Promos: Not Funny
Will you tune in to watch Miley Cyrus host Saturday Night Live this weekend?
It's safe to assume we'll be treated to that show's Miley Cyrus Show skit, but it will be interesting to see if a cast members portrays father Billy Ray at any point, considering that star's recent ranting to GQ.
In the following NBC promos, Miley sits alongside Kenan Thompson, hypes musical guest The Strokes and doesn't exactly give us hope that our funnier bone will be tickled. There's really nothing unique about the spots below. You could replace Cyrus with any celebrity and they'd have the same (un-amusing) result. Watch for yourself:
Miley Cyrus: Helping in Haiti
Engaged in a feud at home with her father, Miley Cyrus has reportedly jetted down to Haiti.
Sources close to the star say she is spending time in the ravaged nation, helping citizens recover from last year's earthquake. She is involved with Sean Penn's The J/P Haitian Relief Organization and posed for the following photo outside her hotel in the country:
There's not much else to report on the topic, but it's worth noting. This is a legitimately admirable cause and applaud Miley for taking such initiative.
Billy Ray Cyrus: Working to Mend Family, Sound Less Idiotic
Billy Ray Cyrus will not be appearing on The View today. His daughter made sure of that.
But the country singer won't let Miley stop him from making like Michael Lohan anyway, going off to a national publication about the importance of his loved ones.
"It is very important to me to work on mending my family right now," Billy Ray told People in a statement. "My family is the most important thing I have, and we are working together to make sure our future is stronger and healthier."
As for saying he wished Miley never signed for Hannah Montana, and that Lucifer himself was attacking his family? Billy Ray says those comments to GQ were "explosive, and unintentionally so."
"It is all a learning process, and we thank everyone for their support and respect of our privacy as we sort through very important family issues."
Seriously, people, stop disrespecting their privacy by reading the interviews Billy Ray continues to give! Sheesh! Wanna catch up on the entire, sordid mess? Watch The Pulse now:
Miley Cyrus Bans Father from Appearing on The View
Poor Billy Ray Cyrus.
Not only is Miley's dad under attack by Satan, but his plans to continually make headlines by throwing his daughter under the bus have been thwarted: Miley and her handlers have shot down Billy Ray's scheduled interview on The View tomorrow.
"She went nuts," a family friend tells Pop Eater of Miley's reaction to her dad sitting down with Barbara Walters and company. "Only last week, Billy shot his mouth off in GQ, and now he planned to sit down and talk more crap about his family. No way would Miley or her team let that happen."
Sources say Miley is furious over her father's rant. She was even in denial over his claims and accusations. Until Billy Ray booked this PR opportunity, that is.
"At first Miley defended her dad, wanting to believe he had been tricked into saying bad things by the magazine," added the insider. "Miley truly wanted to give her father the benefit of the doubt, goodness knows she's said things she wishes she could take back. But after she found out about his media trip to New York, no more excuses could be made."
The Pulse: Inside the Billy Ray vs. Miley Feud
What destroyed the Cyrus family, according to Billy Ray?
Who is attacking Miley?
How would this country artist rewrite history if given the chance?
All of these topics are covered below, as THG presents our first edition of The Pulse. Custom made for readers who don't have time to click through numerous stories, this is your chance to get caught up in just 90 seconds. Sit back and prepare to be shocked by the comparisons made by Billy Ray now...
Miley Cyrus Wins Inspirational Award
In case you need proof of just how polarizing a figure Miley Cyrus can be, consider:
An AOL poll named the singer/actress the Worst Celebrity Influence on the planet two years in a row. Over the weekend, however, Cyrus received the first ever Global Action Youth Leadership Award at a gala in Los Angeles.
Said Cyrus on stage, after being handed the award by Hilary Duff:
"I want [kids] to do something they love. Not something that seems like a chore because someone tells them that's the right thing to do or what their parents want or what's important to people around them, but what's in their heart."
It's been a trying few days for Miley, as sources say she's angry at her father for bashing Hannah Montana and openly stating that Satan is attacking his family, as evidenced by his daughter's recent actions.
Rosie O'Donnell Sort of Defends Billy Ray Cyrus
Billy Ray Cyrus may have come out and directly blamed his daughter's involvement in show business for recent troubles, but Rosie O'Donnell doesn't think he meant it.
Asked about the country singer's rant to GQ this month, in which he said Hannah Montana "destroyed my family," Rosie told Access Hollywood that Cyrus was just being a concerned parent.
“I think he’s doing what a lot of us are doing that have teenagers, including me, [saying], ‘What the hell is going on here? I thought I was in control of this place and now the kids are acting out. The animals are ruining the zoo!’”
Does O'Donnell think Hollywood is responsible for Miley's behavior? No. It's just a teenager acting like a teenager.
“A 16 or 18-year-old girl is going to separate from the parents no matter what. They’re going to smoke some salvia... they’re going to drink some beer. This is what happens when kids are 18 and they’re trying to separate."
