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For the second time in seven months, Miley Cyrus has been the victim of a burglary.

With the artist in Sweden Friday performing on her Bangerz Tour, the Los Angeles Police Department responded to reports of a male and female scaling the fence of her Los Angeles property and making off with some rather expensive items. 

Miley Cyrus with a Fake Penis

"The suspects were able to gain access into the residence and garage," the police said via statement. "They removed property including jewelry and a 2014 White, 4-door, Maserati Quattroporte. No one was home at the time of the burglary."

That's good, at least, lest there be potential for personal harm.

But the Maserati is worth $135,000. That's less good.

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There's a good reason most porn stars don't use their real names. They don't want people to know who they are. Or their real name is just not sexy at all. 

Thanks to the Internet, finding a porn star name is as easy as Googling "porn star name generator," which is exactly what we did to determine these.

Some celebrity porn star names derived from this method proved absolutely perfect. Others are just awkward. Kind of like porn itself, you might say.

The following pictures are all totally safe for work, but the mental images you might get from imagining some of these celebrities doing porn?

Probably not so safe. Keep those to yourself!

James Franco
James Franco is Mister Tang. Why does that sound like something he'd actually call himself?

And let's not forget the celebrities who are amateur porn stars, for real. We're saying they made sex tapes and/or actual full-on porn productions:

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Paul Walker and Philip Seymour Hoffman's untimely deaths left voids in their unfinished projects.

While the Fast & Furious franchise opted to use Walker's real-life, non-acting brother to finish up, The Hunger Games: Mockingjay​ will go on with a computer-generated image of Plutarch Heavensbee in Hoffman's place. 

None of that would matter had those men had their very own celebrity doppelgänger. 

And after creating this celebrity look-alike gallery, we're sort of shocked no one tapped Joseph Gordon-Levitt to fill in for Heath Ledger. (Just wait until you get to #7 and see what we mean.)

Prepare to have your mind blown, ladies and THGers. These 19 celebrity look-alikes are so similar you won't believe they aren't related. (They aren't. We checked.)

Katy Perry and Zooey Deschanel
Zooey Deschanel looks more like Katy Perry than she does her own sister. No Bones about it.

For more doppelgänger-y goodness, you can always watch The Vampire Diaries online

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Miley Cyrus was hospitalized last month, forcing the singer to postpone several dates on her highly-publicized Bangerz world tour. 

But industry analysts say it's not the fear that the show will be canceled that's keeping fans away. Instead, they claim sluggish sales on the European leg of the tour are simply the result of overpriced tickets and an act that may be growing stale. 

Miley Cyrus on a Hot Dog
Miley Cyrus is riding a hot dog in this concert photo. Because... of course she is.

A report from Forbes magazine estimates that Miley has failed to sell out "as many as half" of the remaining concerts on her tour - uncommon for an artist of her stature. 

Reviews of her recent show at London's 02 Arena praised her performance, but noted that there were plenty of empty seats in the crowd. 

So how does an artist who's responsible for two of the most-watched music videos in the history of YouTube fail to find a global concert audience?

Experts say there are a number of factors at play:

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What's in a name? As it turns out, maybe everything.

Since Shakespeare first posited the question in Romeo and Juliet, actors have been using fake names to land professional roles. Not only did it allow them some semblance of privacy before the dawn of Wikipedia, but let's face it, some people just aren't born with great names.

Ella Maria Lani Yelich-O'Connor? Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta? Quite a mouthful.

If an actor or musician's entire career is dedicated to being someone else - a character or personality, perhaps - then a good stage name can go a long way to making that career explode.

More celebrities use pseudonyms than you might think. In fact, here are 67 stars who don't use their real names. Which ones did you know before viewing this gallery?

Lorde
Musical sensation Lorde was given the name Ella Maria Lani Yelich-O'Connor at birth. We'd probably go with Lorde, too.

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Summer is the season of sun, sand, and going blonde. But not all of us can pull of that look. Where do we turn when we a little want hair inspiration?

Why, we look to celebrity hairstyles, of course. We surf the web. We clip magazine pictures ... or tear them out of the magazines in waiting rooms when receptionists aren't looking. 

What we're saying is, we find our favorite stars whose features most closely resemble our own and head off to the stylist for a little freshening up. 

But what happens when our favorite celebrity makes a bad choice regarding cut or color and we copy her!? WE. ARE. DOOMED!

Victoria Beckham
Victoria Beckham rocked the blonde bob for quite a while, but it sort of reminds us of Kate Gosselin. Her brunette look is WAY better.

Never fear! We're here to save you from a bad dye job. If you're thinking of going blonde, use these 11 celebrities as a cautionary tale.

They should NEVER go blonde. Like, ever.

(And no, Taylor Swift isn't one of them.)

Need a little more hair-spiration? Check out the hottest hair trend right now: Ombre' locks! We're especially loving Nina Dobrev's ombre look, and these others:

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Jennifer Lawrence claims she vomited in front of Miley Cyrus at an after-party following the 2014 Oscars, and of course everyone believes her.

After all, why would somebody make that up? Being told to "get it together" by the Queen of Twerk is not exactly the sort of moment you brag about (unless you're J-Law, apparently):

But according to a tweet that Miley quickly deleted late last night, the whole incident is a figment of Jen's imagination.

A fan mentioned Miley in a tweet about Lawrence's alleged vomit drama and Miley replied simply, "That never happened."

Moments later, Cyrus apparently thought better of calling out America's Sweetheart as a liar and she promptly deleted the tweet.

Of course, Jen says she was so wasted she was barfing in the bushes at the time, so it's possible she simply misremembered the incident.

Then again, this could all be a part of her carefully crafted "I'm a gorgeous 23-year-old Oscar-winning millionaire, but I'm also a clumsy goofball, just like you guys" public image.

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Miley Cyrus and Taylor Swift are about as different as two pop stars can be, so perhaps it should come as no surprise that the ladies don't always see eye-to-eye.

  • Miley Cyrus Bangerz Away
  • Taylor Swift: Glamorous

A source tells celebrity gossip magazine OK! that Miley has started openly insulting the singer in hopes that her comments will "circulate back to Taylor."

Taylor was reportedly "disgusted" by Miley's VMA performance (she certainly wasn't alone on that one), and now Miley is firing back at Swift.

"She thinks Taylor is stuck up and can't stand how prissy she is," says the insider. "She's telling everyone that Taylor is a sexless frigid ice princess who bored Harry Styles out of bed."

Harsh words.

So why the alleged smack-talking campaign? Well, the source says Miley is really that pissed about Taylor's VMA comments from last year:

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A recent study of past and present pop music sought to rank the greatest singers of all time on the basis of their vocal range.

We think it's safe to say the results are... surprising.

Taylor Swift - #77
Taylor glammed up for the red carpet. Photos like this remind us why she's had so many boyfriends.

For example, if you can predict ahead of time which two crooners tied for the top spot, well then you, sir or madam, have quite the ear for music.

You should probably replace all three judges on American Idol and produce Caleb Johnson's first number one record.

In other words, you can't predict this list. No one can.

We've all got our ideas of what constitutes good and bad music and this list throws concepts like creative ingenuity, songwriting ability and stage presence right out the window and judges artists solely by the highest and lowest notes they can hit.

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The 2014 Billboard Music Awards 2014 have come and gone and today we're all a'Twitter with talks about the performances that took place in Las Vegas.

Specifically, who had the best performance at the Billboard Music Awards? In case you missed it, here are Sunday evening's performances in all their glory.

Lorde Billboard Music Awards Performance 2014
Lorde performs "Tennis Court" at the 2014 Billboard Music Awards.

The Michael Jackson hologram definitely turned a head or two, as the King of Pop danced from the Great Beyond thanks to the use of computers and technology.

And then there was that Miley Cyrus monstrosity where she completely embarrassed the memory of The Beatles via satellite while in their mother land!!

Yikes, Miley!

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